Life Bum laid out in heap neighbors driveway - Page 3

**srvy** · 07-03-2018, 01:40 PM

So early this morning about 4:15 my wife comes home from work all excited and scared. She hollers there is a dead guy in our neighbors driveway. I jump out bed have asleep and run towards front door. Still not comprehending what she means and make sure she is safe in house.

I step out in underwear and bare feet and sure as shit looks like dead guy piled up at end neighbors drive. He is laying half out into curb knees up and upper torso in driveway. The strange thing was one arm is stuck straight in air. I watch a while and this dude isnt moving.

So I go in throw on some shorts and shoes and grab an 8 iron I keep behind bed. I approach and dont see any blood pooled and his arm moves a little. I get thinking what if a car comes by they are gonna thing I beat the daylights out this fellow with a golf club

. I yell out about three times hey bud you ok and nothing. So I nudge his shoulder a couple times with end club and he say go away leave me alone and I could tell he was drunk and probably more he reeked alcohol. I said buddy I got to move you out street and to side driveway. Again I get leave me alone so I grab his legs and pull him out street and off side in grass. Bastard tried to kick me then out cold again.

I get thinking do I call police or is this a friend of my neighbor and I will ruin his 4th holiday. So I knock on there door and no one answers. I go in to try to find a phone number but hell nobody has a land line anymore. By now its about 5:30 suns coming up Im about to call I take another look out and a police cruiser is at his driveway. I watch and see he and partner cuff the guy and put him in back and wander the property to see if things have been disturbed.

Well to end this long story I went out and talked to the officer and explained what I seen and that I had moved him. He told me this is a bum who they have had run in's that wander the neighborhoods checking for unlocked cars and things left out to pawn. They live in the woods behind Penguin Park as soon as they run them in they are out in less that a week and go right back to the park.

In all this I never thought to grab my carry gun stupid no telling what this dude was on.

Flying High D · 07-03-2018, 10:23 PM

Was probably just checking to see if it would be a good place to sleep
After the first preseason game.

**srvy** · 07-03-2018, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UL Washington

Nothing worse than Penguin Park bums I tell yah...

If you know the place trust me it isnt what it used to be.

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-03-2018, 11:20 PM

Venue: Neighbors driveway

Distance: 20 feet

srvy

Main Weapon: 8 iron

Backup weapon: banana hammock in his tighty whities

Special Factor: a bum lays passed out on the drive way and he will randomly attack srvy

rabblerouser · 07-04-2018, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by displacedinMN

We had a Neighborhood Watch Meeting last night. A police officer was there and said you should always call the police.

Well, that makes ME feel safe.

Pablo · 07-04-2018, 06:47 AM

thread laid out in heap chiefsplanet.

banecat · 07-04-2018, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cooper barrett

Glad you had no real excitement. I recall a porno that started with a drunk
being roused after sleeping it off in a guys driveway...

That was a good one and still one of my favorites

banecat · 07-04-2018, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage

Who knew Sloth from the Goonies posted here

Hey you guys?

banecat · 07-04-2018, 02:28 PM

Wait, was he wearing a MAGA hat?

**Iowanian** · 07-04-2018, 04:24 PM

A lot of odd shit happening this week

**Rain Man** · 07-04-2018, 10:58 PM

There's a place in KC called Penguin Park? Do polar bears roam this park?

**srvy** · 07-04-2018, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

There's a place in KC called Penguin Park? Do polar bears roam this park?

Flying High D · 07-05-2018, 12:22 AM

I think they call it Penquin Park is because that is where they smoke penquins.

cooper barrett · 07-14-2018, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banecat

That was a good one and still one of my favorites

I am trying to find it and can't...

PM me with title actress?

banecat · 07-14-2018, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cooper barrett

I am trying to find it and can't...

PM me with title actress?

I can't remember her name. I think that she was one of the girls in San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon

MOhillbilly · 07-14-2018, 05:28 PM

I used to work at the corner of grant and college in spfld. Right behind the brown derby. I've seen every kinda depraved wino behavior you could imagine.

07-03-2018, 01:40 PM
srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $1691250	Bum laid out in heap neighbors driveway So early this morning about 4:15 my wife comes home from work all excited and scared. She hollers there is a dead guy in our neighbors driveway. I jump out bed have asleep and run towards front door. Still not comprehending what she means and make sure she is safe in house. I step out in underwear and bare feet and sure as shit looks like dead guy piled up at end neighbors drive. He is laying half out into curb knees up and upper torso in driveway. The strange thing was one arm is stuck straight in air. I watch a while and this dude isnt moving. So I go in throw on some shorts and shoes and grab an 8 iron I keep behind bed. I approach and dont see any blood pooled and his arm moves a little. I get thinking what if a car comes by they are gonna thing I beat the daylights out this fellow with a golf club. I yell out about three times hey bud you ok and nothing. So I nudge his shoulder a couple times with end club and he say go away leave me alone and I could tell he was drunk and probably more he reeked alcohol. I said buddy I got to move you out street and to side driveway. Again I get leave me alone so I grab his legs and pull him out street and off side in grass. Bastard tried to kick me then out cold again. I get thinking do I call police or is this a friend of my neighbor and I will ruin his 4th holiday. So I knock on there door and no one answers. I go in to try to find a phone number but hell nobody has a land line anymore. By now its about 5:30 suns coming up Im about to call I take another look out and a police cruiser is at his driveway. I watch and see he and partner cuff the guy and put him in back and wander the property to see if things have been disturbed. Well to end this long story I went out and talked to the officer and explained what I seen and that I had moved him. He told me this is a bum who they have had run in's that wander the neighborhoods checking for unlocked cars and things left out to pawn. They live in the woods behind Penguin Park as soon as they run them in they are out in less that a week and go right back to the park. In all this I never thought to grab my carry gun stupid no telling what this dude was on.
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07-03-2018, 10:23 PM	#31
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3338491 VARSITY	There's a place in KC called Penguin Park? Do polar bears roam this park? __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-05-2018, 12:22 AM	#42
Flying High D MVP Join Date: Feb 2017 Casino cash: $4020400	I think they call it Penquin Park is because that is where they smoke penquins.
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07-14-2018, 05:28 PM	#45
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	I used to work at the corner of grant and college in spfld. Right behind the brown derby. I've seen every kinda depraved wino behavior you could imagine. __________________ True Son of Liberty
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