Larry King divorces wife after realizing she's a gold digger

[Hammock Parties]

Larry King Files For Divorce From Wife Of 22 Years After Reportedly Realizing She Was Only Interested In Cashing In On His Death

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Larry King’s 22-year marriage to his seventh wife, Shawn Southwick, has had more drama than a Lifetime original series.

That drama will either end or expand with the recent news that King, 85, is has filed for divorce from the 59-year-old former singer and television host.

Court documents obtained by The Blast filed on Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court cite “irreconcilable differences” but “doesn’t mention anything about a prenuptial agreement between the two, nor does he make any requests in the support department.”

At 85 years old and just a couple months removed from doctors opening up his chest and inserted several stents into a collapsed artery, King’s divorce timing is by design.

Sources close to the situation told The Blast that during King’s health scare, he came to a realization that Shawn “doesn’t care” about him and was only concerned about cashing in when King passed away (he is worth an estimated $150 million).

Larry’s family and two children are reportedly fully in support of the break-up and are glad he finally “woke up.”

Once you peel back the layers of their relationship, it’s entirely believable that King’s been saving the divorce bullet in the holster and waiting to shoot it before he reaches life’s finish line.

In 2010, the couple submitted paperwork for a divorce after the National Enquirer reported that Shawn had an affair with one of their sons’ baseball coaches, Hector Penate.

Penate, who was 31 at the time, said that he began having sex with Southwick 2.5 weeks after they met in 2007. He told CBS:

“We had sex in Larry’s bed a lot,” he said. “I felt like it was my house.”

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more insidious, Penate revealed that Southwick often spoke to him of her desire to divorce King and even said, “‘Don’t worry, he’s gonna die soon.'”

Before you trash Ms. Southwick on social media, we must recognize that Larry King ain’t no choir boy.

At the same time Southwick was boning the baseball coach, King was allegedly slapping skins with SOUTHWICK’S LITTLE SISTER, Shannon Engemann.

Shawn had accused King of cheating with her sister after allegedly finding a charge for a Cartier diamond necklace on his credit card statement.

“I had sex with Larry, and he bought me an expensive car,” Engemann told a close pal at the time, referring to a $160,000 Mercedes-Benz that led to exposure of the dalliance. [h/t Radar]

Yikes.

File this story under: Why Famous People Should Not Get Married: Vol. 2,932.

[Rain Man]

It would be fun to be rich.

[RunKC]

She’s had some work done on her face. She looks like a doll

[Perineum Ripper]

[oldman]

You'd think after the 4th or 5th wife, you'd come to the conclusion that you're just not very good at relationships.

[PunkinDrublic]

In Norm McDonald impersonating Larry King voice: Sudden thought gang, being rich and famous may in fact attract gold diggers.

[ModSocks]

Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

being rich and famous may in fact attract gold diggers.

Well duh, isn't that one of the perks?

[jspchief]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Well duh, isn't that one of the perks?

It's ironic to me. Seems like it should just be an open agreement. You get money, I get to **** someone I have no business ****ing. As long as both parties are on board, who cares?

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[seclark]

The suspenders ain’t just keepin his pants up.
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[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by jspchief

It's ironic to me. Seems like it should just be an open agreement. You get money, I get to **** someone I have no business ****ing. As long as both parties are on board, who cares?

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That sounds like prostitution, except prostitution is a lot cheaper for the guy.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

In Norm McDonald impersonating Larry King voice: Sudden thought gang, being rich and famous may in fact attract gold diggers.

Man I sure miss the old days on SNL

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by oldman

You'd think after the 4th or 5th wife, you'd come to the conclusion that the only reason someone would marry Larry King is to be a gold digger.

FYP

[WhawhaWhat]

Originally Posted by oldman

You'd think after the 4th or 5th wife, you'd come to the conclusion that you're just not very good at relationships.

They get too old and he trades them in. Sounds like he's very good at relationships.

[luv]

Isn't this like 6 wives and 7 marriages (married one woman twice)? You'd think he'd figure out that it's cheaper to hire an escort or something. You don't have to buy them cars or face lifts.

[Skyy God]

The little sister is hotter.

Good for Larry.