Science Are you planning to help storm Area 51? - Page 7

listopencil · 07-14-2019, 11:55 AM

No. I'm playing Defense on that one. Been at the range all week to keep my groups tight. I'll post trophy pics if allowed.

LiveSteam · 07-14-2019, 12:31 PM

Area 51 is a top secret EGGO factory.
Blueberry I believe

Monty · 07-14-2019, 01:02 PM

The attack plan

Marcellus · 07-14-2019, 01:06 PM

**Bowser** · 07-14-2019, 01:21 PM

Player 1 has entered the game.

eDave · 07-14-2019, 01:27 PM

John Wick ain't scared of an A-10.

**ptlyon** · 07-14-2019, 01:52 PM

Patrick Mahomes throwing bombs from the outer flank

**Perineum Ripper** · 07-14-2019, 02:08 PM

Between the Warthogs, Apaches, and the M134s that are all over the place out there. I say they give it a try, they have pretty good chance to get within a mile of the fence.

Hammock Parties · 07-14-2019, 02:34 PM

WhiteWhale · 07-14-2019, 04:22 PM

Yeah. Attack a military base known for developing weapons of war.

What could go wrong?

**Rain Man** · 07-14-2019, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteWhale

Yeah. Attack a military base known for developing weapons of war.

What could go wrong?

That's why the element of surprise will be so important.

In retrospect, it probably shouldn't have been posted as a public Facebook event, but they can overcome that with a clever tactical plan.

Rasputin · 07-15-2019, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteWhale

Yeah. Attack a military base known for developing weapons of war.

What could go wrong?

This is all Area 51 idea and ploy to test some of their newest and most deadly weapons out.

**Rain Man** · 07-14-2019, 05:11 PM

If the invaders have a force of 300,000, I'd guess their forces to be composed of the following types of troops.

100,000 overweight aimless young guys who don't go outside very often.
70,000 overweight young guys who don't go outside very often, but have extensive experience playing Call of Duty.
40,000 guys with extensive Dungeons and Dragons experience.
25,000 guys who wear tin foil hats and write rants on their blog that has fewer than ten readers
20,000 women who fall proportionately into the above categories.
15,000 people who have been to Burning Man.
12,000 people who just want to loot the place.
5,000 engineers who are legit curious.
5,000 ex-military people who have seen things.
3,000 people who just like being around killings.
2,000 people who just always say yes to stuff.
1,000 PETA people who are hoping to free the aliens.
1,000 idealist dreamers who program in linux and want to release alien technology to all of mankind.
500 people who are wanting to try out their new drones.
300 undocumented migrants who got lost crossing the border
200 South African mercenaries (recruited through gofundme)
100 imbedded journalists
20 ranchers looking for lost cattle
That one former astronaut who writes about alien stuff
That guy who's in the "I'm not saying it's aliens, but..." meme
Randy Quaid
1 hot chick

So how can we come up with a good strategy to best use their individual strengths?

**mlyonsd** · 07-14-2019, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If the invaders have a force of 300,000, I'd guess their forces to be composted of the following types of troops.

100,000 overweight aimless young guys who don't go outside very often.
70,000 overweight young guys who don't go outside very often, but have extensive experience playing Call of Duty.
40,000 guys with extensive Dungeons and Dragons experience.
25,000 guys who wear tin foil hats and write rants on their blog that has fewer than ten readers
20,000 women who fall proportionately into the above categories.
15,000 people who have been to Burning Man.
12,000 people who just want to loot the place.
5,000 engineers who are legit curious.
5,000 ex-military people who have seen things.
3,000 people who just like being around killings.
2,000 people who just always say yes to stuff.
1,000 PETA people who are hoping to free the aliens.
1,000 idealist dreamers who program in linux and want to release alien technology to all of mankind.
500 people who are wanting to try out their new drones.
300 undocumented migrants who got lost crossing the border
200 South African mercenaries (recruited through gofundme)
100 imbedded journalists
20 ranchers looking for lost cattle
That one former astronaut who writes about alien stuff
That guy who's in the "I'm not saying it's aliens, but..." meme
Randy Quaid
1 hot chick

So how can we come up with a good strategy to best use their individual strengths?

I think we'd be better off assembling that team incognito without publicizing it and storm Fort Knox.

What would be the better goal? I don't really care about aliens. I can't change that.

**Rain Man** · 07-14-2019, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mlyonsd

I think we'd be better off assembling that team incognito without publicizing it and storm Fort Knox.

What would be the better goal? I don't really care about aliens. I can't change that.

If you do that, we'll have to kick out the imbedded journalists and Randy Quaid. Can we handle that loss of force?

View Poll Results: Are you going to the Area 51 storming event?
Yes, I'm already signed up. I'll stop in Vegas on the way out!	4	5.33%
I'm not signed up yet, but I plan to do so, once I brush up on my alien theories.	5	6.67%
No, I'm not planning on going, but only because I can't get off work in time.	10	13.33%
No, I'm not planning on going because I don't want to die horrifically.	37	49.33%
I have not yet made any plans for human wave assaults in the desert.	19	25.33%
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2958491 VARSITY	If the invaders have a force of 300,000, I'd guess their forces to be composed of the following types of troops. 100,000 overweight aimless young guys who don't go outside very often. 70,000 overweight young guys who don't go outside very often, but have extensive experience playing Call of Duty. 40,000 guys with extensive Dungeons and Dragons experience. 25,000 guys who wear tin foil hats and write rants on their blog that has fewer than ten readers 20,000 women who fall proportionately into the above categories. 15,000 people who have been to Burning Man. 12,000 people who just want to loot the place. 5,000 engineers who are legit curious. 5,000 ex-military people who have seen things. 3,000 people who just like being around killings. 2,000 people who just always say yes to stuff. 1,000 PETA people who are hoping to free the aliens. 1,000 idealist dreamers who program in linux and want to release alien technology to all of mankind. 500 people who are wanting to try out their new drones. 300 undocumented migrants who got lost crossing the border 200 South African mercenaries (recruited through gofundme) 100 imbedded journalists 20 ranchers looking for lost cattle That one former astronaut who writes about alien stuff That guy who's in the "I'm not saying it's aliens, but..." meme Randy Quaid 1 hot chick So how can we come up with a good strategy to best use their individual strengths? __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit. Last edited by Rain Man; 07-14-2019 at 07:36 PM.. Reason: Typo. Unbelievable.
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