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Ability to serve as mini-RV with comfortable sleeping, cooking, bathroom, etc. | 4 | 6.67% | |
Can be morphed into different colors/styles in ten minutes via computer design interface | 5 | 8.33% | |
Can drive itself safely on interstate highways | 20 | 33.33% | |
Capable of very high acceleration, strong maneuverability, and very high top-end speed | 12 | 20.00% | |
Changes stoplights from red to green when you approach if there’s no oncoming traffic | 18 | 30.00% | |
Dash contains autoscanning lifetime free food pass at drive-through for one fast food restaurant of your choice ($10 limit per visit) | 6 | 10.00% | |
Flight with 100 foot takeoff/landing roll | 20 | 33.33% | |
Fully amphibious and all-terrain | 14 | 23.33% | |
Highly luxurious, sold only to people with net worth over $100MM, which is widely known (You were secretly exempt from requirement) | 4 | 6.67% | |
Requires no fuel (still requires maintenance) | 37 | 61.67% | |
Self-healing from damage and self-maintaining with no maintenance costs ever (but still requires fuel) | 26 | 43.33% | |
Self-valet that parks itself after dropping you off and comes when you call it | 6 | 10.00% | |
X-ray glass allows you to see through up to two layers of pedestrians' clothes | 8 | 13.33% | |
I really just want a good 8-track player, and not much else. | 1 | 1.67% | |
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01-17-2013, 02:42 PM | #2 |
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Flesh light in the bottom of the steering wheel
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01-17-2013, 02:43 PM | #3 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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A "Roadheadinator"
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01-17-2013, 02:45 PM | #4 |
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A bazooka mounted to the front of the car
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01-17-2013, 02:46 PM | #5 |
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holographic image of Megan Fox in the passenger seat.
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01-17-2013, 02:47 PM | #6 |
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lol
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01-17-2013, 02:49 PM | #8 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Mounted on what?
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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This thread is useless without pics btw...
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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I would like a car that has electric heating coils built into the blower system so you can get heat from the git-go, and transitions to engine heat when appropriate.
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Two girls at once wasn't a choice.
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01-17-2013, 03:05 PM | #15 |
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I actually pondered "22 year old redhead in back seat" as an option, but decided that it probably wasn't realistic.
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