|
07-18-2019, 04:04 PM | |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Studio City, CA
Casino cash: $4088742
|
CATS trailer. Welcome to the new nightmare.
You thought IT was scary?
The **** is this? I want to die. This looks like a fake fan trailer. They finally did it. They invented catgirls that even anime fans wouldn’t want to ****.
|
Posts: 12,553
|
07-18-2019, 04:44 PM | #2 |
error 404
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Bizarro World
Casino cash: $8830445
|
No thanks. My Wife and I went to see the musical 25 years ago and walked out halfway through it because it was so stupid.
__________________
“It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” – Mark Twain. |
Posts: 3,980
|
07-18-2019, 04:53 PM | #3 |
Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
Casino cash: $2380208
|
People who love this musical need to be psychologically examined.
|
Posts: 90,376
|
2 0 |
07-18-2019, 05:00 PM | #4 |
Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2298919
|
Nah.
__________________
|
Posts: 47,490
|
07-18-2019, 05:07 PM | #5 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Studio City, CA
Casino cash: $4088742
|
The CGI is somehow worse than Sonic and they had to apologize and start over.
This freakin thing is trending on Twitter for all the wrong reasons. Everyone in this cast has to be slowly dawning to the realization that they spent 8 months working on the biggest trainwreck in years. |
Posts: 12,553
|
07-18-2019, 06:03 PM | #6 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $3145085
|
Ugh. Longest night at the theater I ever experienced. I'd sooner sit through a marathon of Bay's Transformer movies than watch this crap.
|
Posts: 119,484
|
07-19-2019, 12:27 AM | #7 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Kansas
Casino cash: $3178994
|
I mean, I didn’t hate the musical as much as some of you guys apparently did(saw it as a kid, to be fair)but was anyone asking for this to become a movie? Really? Who the **** was sitting around thinking “I hope they make Cats into a movie”?
|
Posts: 21,690
|
07-19-2019, 12:44 AM | #8 |
Starter
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Stockton, NV
Casino cash: $9705728
|
i dunno i kind of like a movie that shows a little pussy
|
Posts: 703
|
07-19-2019, 12:22 PM | #9 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
Casino cash: $2245880
|
I just saw this a few minutes ago. It disturbed me.
|
Posts: 55,927
|
07-19-2019, 12:50 PM | #10 |
Kind of a mod
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Donkey Land
Casino cash: $2046899
|
I'm a bit of a theatre geek, and I don't mind the stage version (though it's far from my favorite).
This is...a bold choice. I'm going to feel bad for all of the actors if the general look ends up just creeping people out. They're really a pretty solid group, and nothing in their performance has anything to do with the creepy look. |
Posts: 51,757
|
07-19-2019, 01:37 PM | #11 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Casino cash: $2160752
|
|
Posts: 40,456
|
07-19-2019, 02:00 PM | #12 | |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
Casino cash: $3019099
|
Quote:
Surely they didn't get ready to start cutting trailers on it and thought "hell yes, we nailed it!" Everyone closely associated with this project has to know it's trash. Right?
__________________
"If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags." |
|
Posts: 60,313
|
07-19-2019, 02:18 PM | #13 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
Casino cash: $3894937
|
Since I've never seen it and only know the one stupid song from it...can someone tell me why the trailer looks like shit?
I never gave crap one about this musical, so I guess I have no reference point.
__________________
We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse... Die Donks, DIE!! Holy Crap fellas!!! We did it!!! THREE TIMES!!! |
Posts: 25,726
|
07-19-2019, 02:24 PM | #14 |
Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
Casino cash: $2380208
|
It can't possibly work.
The musical isn't a movie. It's not meant to be a movie. The musical is a series of vignettes about a bunch of these weird magic cats. Each vignette is told with its individual song and dance number and almost no dialogue to connect one from the other. It's literally, "Here's this cat! Here's another one! Here's another one!" For some musicals, that kind of thing can work on occasion. On stage. When you're on the big screen, you generally need... like... you know... a plot. A story to latch onto. There is no story in CATS. This was one of the worst musicals they could have thought to put on the big screen. |
Posts: 90,376
|
1 0 |
07-19-2019, 02:24 PM | #15 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
Casino cash: $3894937
|
I mean this might be better:
NSFW
Spoiler!
__________________
We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse... Die Donks, DIE!! Holy Crap fellas!!! We did it!!! THREE TIMES!!! |
Posts: 25,726
|
|
|