Funny Stuff Mesa man arrested on suspicion of bestiality involving cat - Page 2

scho63 · 03-23-2019, 11:08 AM

HO-LEE-SHIT! This is a FIRST........ And NOT Florida but out here in desert.

Maybe the heat made him crazy or maybe it was the drugs!

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news...at/3241164002/

Mesa man was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of bestiality involving a cat, according to Maricopa County court records.

Authorities received a call from someone who heard the man, later identified as 40-year-old Michael Navage, calling for help, the record say. The caller told police Navage had taken his cat into the bathroom and called out for help, stating the cat was stuck on his penis, according to the records, which includes a probable cause statement from Mesa police.

The caller told police he heard Navage shouting expletives at the cat and that the cat sounded as if it were in distress, the statement said.

Officials arrived at his apartment near University Drive and Lindsay Road in Mesa, Navage refused to allow officers to enter, according to records.

Authorities were able to enter the residence and found Navage standing in the middle of the bathroom with a cat partially wrapped in a towel near his genital area, records show.

Navage told authorities he was drying off the cat, records state.

Navage later told authorities he was in the shower with the cat but denied any sexual activity with the cat, records show.

During an exam of the feline, a veterinarian observed that the cat had sustained injuries to its genitalia, according to records.

While at the scene, officers observed a small bag containing a crystal-like substance, which officers believed to be methamphetamine, according to the statement.

Navage said he did not want to disclose whether the methamphetamines belonged to him or the other men residing at the apartment, though he did admit to having used them, the statement added.

According to records, Navage voluntarily allowed authorities to search his suitcase, where officers found identification, credit cards and a checkbook, none of which belonged to him.

Officers also found a counterfeit $100 bill, which Navage later said he received from someone else and was aware that it was forged, the statement said.

Navage was taken into custody and transported to the Mesa Police Department, where officials said he admitted to selling methamphetamines and having other residents in the apartment sell $150 worth of methamphetamines for him, records show.

Navage told police he has sold drugs and would exchange the drugs in order to be provided a place to reside and access to a shower, officials said.

Navage is facing charges of bestiality and animal cruelty, as well as charges of possession of a dangerous drug, possession of a dangerous drug for sale and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to records.

Navage was released on bond of $3,500, records stated. A preliminary hearing was scheduled for April 1.

threebag · 03-23-2019, 12:30 PM

Would have been better if the cat wasn’t wrapped with a towel and shredded his shit

CoMoChief · 03-23-2019, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Eleazar

Dont male cats have like mini microscopic barbs on their dicks to help keep it "locked in" lol, so when they pull out it it hurts the female cat? That's why it always sounds like murder when cats mate?

**Bwana** · 03-23-2019, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by frozenchief

I don’t think he understood what it means to get some pussy.

Either that or when his friends told him you "need to go get some tail," he misunderstood.

threebag · 03-23-2019, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Dont male cats have like mini microscopic barbs on their dicks to help keep it "locked in" lol, so when they pull out it it hurts the female cat? That's why it always sounds like murder when cats mate?

TMI

MTG#10 · 03-23-2019, 01:15 PM

And he's a Bernie Sanders fan. Shocking I tell you.

threebag · 03-23-2019, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

And he's a Bernie Sanders fan. Shocking I tell you.

So the cat wanted 70% of what dude had?

**TinyEvel** · 03-23-2019, 01:49 PM

Damn.

Dude tries to f*** a cat then sings like a canary.

Skyy God · 03-23-2019, 02:11 PM

Easier solution would have been to kill the cat.

Never put the pussy on a pedestal.

seclark · 03-23-2019, 02:19 PM

I don’t even like cats.
Sec

FAX · 03-23-2019, 02:20 PM

Assuming this dude doesn't get deported or receive life in prison, life is going to be tough for him.

Let's say he applies for a job at Facebook or Twitter and HR pulls his record ...

"So, it says here you were arrested for having sex with a housecat. Can you tell us more about that?"

"Well, I was doing meth and can't really remember the details. All I know is, one minute I'm showering with a cat and the next minute, it's stuck on my ... you know, my thing."

"Fair enough. When can you start?"

FAX

seclark · 03-23-2019, 02:38 PM

ok...help me out here.
How do yo go about ****in a cat?
Sec

seclark · 03-23-2019, 02:39 PM

I mean after you talk real nice to it.
Sec

Kman34 · 03-23-2019, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

ok...help me out here.
How do yo go about ****in a cat?
Sec

You buy it dinner first...

KS Smitty · 03-23-2019, 03:09 PM

What a catastrophe.

Otter · 03-23-2019, 03:13 PM

To add insult to injury, this guys going to be stuck with veterinarian bill.

Meth must be one helluva drug.

03-23-2019, 11:08 AM
scho63 Politically Incorrect Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Casino cash: $2601110	Mesa man arrested on suspicion of bestiality involving cat HO-LEE-SHIT! This is a FIRST........ And NOT Florida but out here in desert. Maybe the heat made him crazy or maybe it was the drugs! https://www.azcentral.com/story/news...at/3241164002/ Mesa man was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of bestiality involving a cat, according to Maricopa County court records. Authorities received a call from someone who heard the man, later identified as 40-year-old Michael Navage, calling for help, the record say. The caller told police Navage had taken his cat into the bathroom and called out for help, stating the cat was stuck on his penis, according to the records, which includes a probable cause statement from Mesa police. The caller told police he heard Navage shouting expletives at the cat and that the cat sounded as if it were in distress, the statement said. Officials arrived at his apartment near University Drive and Lindsay Road in Mesa, Navage refused to allow officers to enter, according to records. Authorities were able to enter the residence and found Navage standing in the middle of the bathroom with a cat partially wrapped in a towel near his genital area, records show. Navage told authorities he was drying off the cat, records state. Navage later told authorities he was in the shower with the cat but denied any sexual activity with the cat, records show. During an exam of the feline, a veterinarian observed that the cat had sustained injuries to its genitalia, according to records. While at the scene, officers observed a small bag containing a crystal-like substance, which officers believed to be methamphetamine, according to the statement. Navage said he did not want to disclose whether the methamphetamines belonged to him or the other men residing at the apartment, though he did admit to having used them, the statement added. According to records, Navage voluntarily allowed authorities to search his suitcase, where officers found identification, credit cards and a checkbook, none of which belonged to him. Officers also found a counterfeit $100 bill, which Navage later said he received from someone else and was aware that it was forged, the statement said. Navage was taken into custody and transported to the Mesa Police Department, where officials said he admitted to selling methamphetamines and having other residents in the apartment sell $150 worth of methamphetamines for him, records show. Navage told police he has sold drugs and would exchange the drugs in order to be provided a place to reside and access to a shower, officials said. Navage is facing charges of bestiality and animal cruelty, as well as charges of possession of a dangerous drug, possession of a dangerous drug for sale and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to records. Navage was released on bond of $3,500, records stated. A preliminary hearing was scheduled for April 1.
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FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Assuming this dude doesn't get deported or receive life in prison, life is going to be tough for him. Let's say he applies for a job at Facebook or Twitter and HR pulls his record ... "So, it says here you were arrested for having sex with a housecat. Can you tell us more about that?" "Well, I was doing meth and can't really remember the details. All I know is, one minute I'm showering with a cat and the next minute, it's stuck on my ... you know, my thing." "Fair enough. When can you start?" FAX
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