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10-19-2018, 08:36 AM | #3 | |
He's Mahomie!
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Iowanian is cooking with some major fire right now.
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10-18-2018, 07:14 PM | #5 |
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About the only thing positive about living in Bronco hell is how the local Pats fans are either too chicken shit to display their fidelity or they just don't exist.
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10-18-2018, 07:19 PM | #6 |
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Most have infested Florida. Them and the loud mouth new yorkers who think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread. Annoying ****s
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10-18-2018, 07:36 PM | #7 |
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Pats fans are all geriatric or just naturally drawn to people with painkillers?
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10-18-2018, 07:39 PM | #8 |
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10-18-2018, 07:13 PM | #9 |
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Lord knows I am peaceful, when I'm left alone.
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10-18-2018, 07:16 PM | #10 |
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10-18-2018, 07:16 PM | #11 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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10-18-2018, 07:13 PM | #12 |
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10-18-2018, 07:34 PM | #13 |
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At the time I was dating Pats Fan mom, I had a friend who was blind.
One night I wanted to do something nice for him, so I had Ms. Patsfan mom turn on some music. As we danced I placed a blindfold on her face and laid her down on the sofa bed. I worked the combination on her panty lock and off they came. I slowly began press down on the mattress between her hairy toed feet, but I stepped back, and led my friend, the Ronnie Milsap-American into my place. He eased up, spit on his index finger and pushed it into her 2 chute clear to the top knuckle. Suddenly, he recoiled, pulled away and sat back onto a chair. Oblivious that his finger looked like he had been tarring a roof, he reached for and gulped a glass of lukewarm water he found on the coffee table. He was pale as a sheet and looked like he was going to be ill. He said "you know I'm blind right" "sure man" I retorted. "you know I can read braille" "I assumed" "well....when I put my finger in there, the polyps read "Tom Brady has no soul". |
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