What is your stance on aliens?

[mr. tegu]

I am curious to see where everyone stands on this. Asking about a stance on UFOs could be a different topic with different options so feel to give your thoughts on that as well.

[ModSocks]

I bet Bruce Jenner wouldn't mind an anal probe. No tour of the ship needed.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Brainiac

If I ever see a light in the sky and immediately start claiming that it's definitive proof that we have been visited by aliens from another planet, feel free to belittle me and ridicule me all you want. I would deserve it.

Now if somebody were to report seeing something MORE than a light in the sky, that would be a different matter altogether. If somebody said "Hey, I saw the spaceship! I saw the aliens!", it's an entirely different conversation. Then it would be all about details and credibility, not leaping to a fantastic and far-fetched conclusion.

I've seen a literal ship, twice.

The last one was below treetop level and close enough that I could have quite easily hit it with a rock.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I've seen a literal ship, twice.

The last one was below treetop level and close enough that I could have quite easily hit it with a rock.

Did I miss this story somewhere? I would very much like to hear the details.

And I hope you didn't actually throw a rock at an alien spaceship. That wouldn't exactly impress them with our technological prowess.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Did I miss this story somewhere? I would very much like to hear the details.

And I hope you didn't actually throw a rock at an alien spaceship. That wouldn't exactly impress them with our technological prowess.

I'll keep it short and sweet... I was at a park on the edge of Riverton Illinois one night about 6:30 on my third beer, the Sangamon river runs through it.

I notice a light tracing huge arcs and loops across the sky, almost from one horizon to the other, impossible distances in split seconds, it was changing colors as it went... blue, purple, green... it disappeared for a few minutes.

I walked the 50 or so feet down to the river bank, standing there facing north sipping my beer and marveling at what I'd just seen... I suddenly got a strange urge to turn around to the south.

Coming down along the river, maybe ten foot above it and tracing its meandering path, well below treetop level was what I would describe as a black, semi-flattened egg with the back third being straight, vertical and not rounded like the rest of it... on this flat rear surface were two huge round lights, one red and one white.

As it went past me I got a perfect look at its structure, could make out its shape and color perfectly, it was matte black and about as long and wide as three of the biggest suv's (Suburban, etc) out there put side by side, maybe just a bit longer.

The craziest part was the complete and utter silence, it made no more noise going past me than would a balloon drifting by on a gentle breeze at maybe 10mph... no noise whatsoever, nothing at all, all I could really hear was the pounding in my chest.

I watched it continue its map of the earth path until it disappeared around a bend maybe an eighth of a mile away.

[bevischief]

3 times and 1 was talked about on Paul Havey.

[bevischief]

Change that 4 times.

[bevischief]

Only 2 close to the samething.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by bevischief

Change that 4 times.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I'll keep it short and sweet... I was at a park on the edge of Riverton Illinois one night about 6:30 on my third beer, the Sangamon river runs through it.

I notice a light tracing huge arcs and loops across the sky, almost from one horizon to the other, impossible distances in split seconds, it was changing colors as it went... blue, purple, green... it disappeared for a few minutes.

I walked the 50 or so feet down to the river bank, standing there facing north sipping my beer and marveling at what I'd just seen... I suddenly got a strange urge to turn around to the south.

Coming down along the river, maybe ten foot above it and tracing its meandering path, well below treetop level was what I would describe as a black, semi-flattened egg with the back third being straight, vertical and not rounded like the rest of it... on this flat rear surface were two huge round lights, one red and one white.

As it went past me I got a perfect look at its structure, could make out its shape and color perfectly, it was matte black and about as long and wide as three of the biggest suv's (Suburban, etc) out there put side by side, maybe just a bit longer.

The craziest part was the complete and utter silence, it made no more noise going past me than would a balloon drifting by on a gentle breeze at maybe 10mph... no noise whatsoever, nothing at all, all I could really hear was the pounding in my chest.

I watched it continue its map of the earth path until it disappeared around a bend maybe an eighth of a mile away.

Well...that's weird. Any pictures of it?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

I'll keep it short and sweet... I was at a park on the edge of Riverton Illinois one night about 6:30 on my third beer, the Sangamon river runs through it.

I notice a light tracing huge arcs and loops across the sky, almost from one horizon to the other, impossible distances in split seconds, it was changing colors as it went... blue, purple, green... it disappeared for a few minutes.

I walked the 50 or so feet down to the river bank, standing there facing north sipping my beer and marveling at what I'd just seen... I suddenly got a strange urge to turn around to the south.

Coming down along the river, maybe ten foot above it and tracing its meandering path, well below treetop level was what I would describe as a black, semi-flattened egg with the back third being straight, vertical and not rounded like the rest of it... on this flat rear surface were two huge round lights, one red and one white.

As it went past me I got a perfect look at its structure, could make out its shape and color perfectly, it was matte black and about as long and wide as three of the biggest suv's (Suburban, etc) out there put side by side, maybe just a bit longer.

The craziest part was the complete and utter silence, it made no more noise going past me than would a balloon drifting by on a gentle breeze at maybe 10mph... no noise whatsoever, nothing at all, all I could really hear was the pounding in my chest.

I watched it continue its map of the earth path until it disappeared around a bend maybe an eighth of a mile away.

MS Paint or did not happen.

[ModSocks]

I wonder if Aliens get sex changes?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

I wonder if Aliens get sex changes?

We don't even know if they have sexes. Maybe they're all one and it doesn't matter.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Fish

I was out raccoon hunting one night, and saw something that I was completely convinced was alien. Several lights moving slowly. I knew it wasn't any manmade airplane/blimp/helicopter. I witnessed something, and I was convinced it was from another planet.

Until I found out otherwise, and found out that I had mistakenly misidentified it. But up until the point I was shown the truth, I was 100% convinced it was extraterrestrial. My eyewitness account was completely wrong. It turned out to be a manmade spacecraft breaking up in the atmosphere.

Had I not found out days later about the truth, I would still to this day believe I saw something alien. Eyewitness accounts are terribly unreliable. Even your own.....

If the government isn't making aircraft to look like "ufo's" they're incredibly stupid.

Just think about what people do when they think they see a UFO. The greatest percentage of people run inside and grab a camera or video recording device. They try and get it on film.

Or they keep their mouth shut and don't say a word.

Either response would be greatly appreciated by anyone piloting a military aircraft in hostile territory...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

They can apply for a visa like everyone else, damnit.

[loochy]

MFing aliens are just visiting here so they can get welfare and benefits.

Send those losers back to Zeta Retculi