World's First Zombie Discovered in Ohio.

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Living Man Told He Is Legally Dead By Court

“I don’t know where that leaves you, but you’re still deceased as far as the law is concerned,” Judge Davis told Miller on Monday.

Quick summary:

Alcoholic dad abandons his family and goes missing. After a while, he's declared legally dead so the children can get social security benefits. 19 years later he comes back, goes to court, and wants to be declared alive.

He lost. After 3 years in Ohio, you can't change a declaration of death.