Chiefs ***The Official Chiefs @ Broncos Patrick Mahomes Debut Spectacular Game Day Thread*** - Page 4

bigjosh · 12-31-2017, 12:00 AM

ITS PATRICK MAHOMES II TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

Spoiler!

THE MATCHUP

Spoiler!

WEATHER OUTLOOK

Spoiler!

THE IMPLICATIONS

Spoiler!

GAMBLING ODDS

Spoiler!

BROADCAST INFORMATION

Spoiler!

GOOD STREAM SITES

Spoiler!

**** THE DONKEYS! GO CHIEFS!

chiefzilla1501 · 12-31-2017, 09:29 AM

I never understood what smiling Bob was so happy about in those commercials. I wanted to wipe that shit eating grin off his face. But now I get it.

bigjosh · 12-31-2017, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molitoth

whoa, big deal.

Here is a participation trophy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Thanks for illustrating my point.

This shant be a day of minor bickerments.

The day is upon us.

redfan · 12-31-2017, 09:41 AM

In, like one five.

pugsnotdrugs19 · 12-31-2017, 09:55 AM

Let's **** donk

CrowbarMan · 12-31-2017, 10:02 AM

For your thread convience, I've pre-made a list of responses around poor QB play. Simply reply with the number.

1. Shitty offensive line.
2. Wilson sucks.
3. Received ran the wrong route.
4. Nagy play calling.
5. Lack of reps.
6. Hill/Kelce would have caught that.
7. F***** penalties.

**RealSNR** · 12-31-2017, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrowbarMan

For your thread convience, I've pre-made a list of responses around poor QB play. Simply reply with the number.

1. Shitty offensive line.
2. Wilson sucks.
3. Received ran the wrong route.
4. Nagy play calling.
5. Lack of reps.
6. Hill/Kelce would have caught that.
7. F***** penalties.

Please turn on your rep.

Black Bob · 12-31-2017, 10:04 AM

I hope he does well and you guys are happy. I sincerely mean that. I will be watching with an open mind.

rico · 12-31-2017, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Because that would be SO much worse than 2 years of Smith bashing while we win back-to-back division titles for the first time ever.

Someone BAN this Alexsexual from the GDT!!

No need for Alexsexuality in the Mahomes GDT!!! We want to have a GOOD time!!! We have waited a long time for this day...decades. Alexsexuals didn't have to wait for their Alex moment...they just kind of got boners, latched on and followed him around...to a place that generally didn't want him because we were waiting for our "Mahomes today" moment.

Seriously...the Alexsexuals are going to be diarrhea scum in our spiked punch bowl today if they invade the party. They are just ITCHING for Mahomes to perform poorly... they have been noticeably more viscous lately...hell we just had one Alexsexual (RobBlake) threaten to kill another poster this week...coincidence?!? Nope... it's Mahomes week. 2nd death threat made by the "Alexsexual" type of person, btw...that Alexsexual, Sheckelsteinberg, playfully referred to as "Shecky" by the other Alexsexuals, but known as "Douchecky" to me also did it a year or so ago.

Let's not let the Sandy's, RobBlake's, hitchief's, baby that shall go unnamed, temper11's, 13now11's, PAChiefsGuy's, Tiger's, etc. of the planet ruin our good time!!!! I can just see it... Mahomes throws a bullet 95 yards down the field to Demetrius Harris and it hits him right square in the hands and Harris bobbles it while he is running until he reaches the end zone and continues to bobble the football in the end zone and it starts looking like he is playing hacky sack with the football with his hands and then you know, he ultimately drops the ****er... I can just see one of those Alexsexual twat waffles posting, "very stupid decision of Mahomes to throw an accurate, deep pass that hit the receiver square in the hands after traveling 95 yards instead of passing it to his checkdown like exciting QB's in this league are supposed to do." Or Mahomes throws a 98 yard bomb to Demarcus Robinson for a TD...an Alexsexual will respond with, "he's lucky he got away with that...too risky...he had Demetrius Harris open 5 yards from scrimmage." WE DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT SHIT!!!

MAHOMES BABY!!!

**Easy 6** · 12-31-2017, 10:07 AM

Count me IN... the only complaint is I'll have to stream it, we have two different CBS stations and BOTH are showing the motherloving Bengals/Ravens game

Gonna be interesting to see what kind of gameplan they put together for this, just bring the kid outta there in one piece... thats all I ask

**mlyonsd** · 12-31-2017, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico

Someone BAN this Alexsexual from the GDT!!

No need for Alexsexuality in the Mahomes GDT!!! We want to have a GOOD time!!! We have waited a long time for this day...decades. Alexsexuals didn't have to wait for their Alex moment...they just kind of got boners, latched on and followed him around...to a place that generally didn't want him because we were waiting for our "Mahomes today" moment.

Seriously...the Alexsexuals are going to be diarrhea scum in our spiked punch bowl today if they invade the party. They are just ITCHING for Mahomes to perform poorly... they have been noticeably more viscous lately...hell we just had one Alexsexual (RobBlake) threaten to kill another poster this week...coincidence?!? Nope... it's Mahomes week. 2nd death threat made by the "Alexsexual" type of person, btw...that Alexsexual, Sheckelsteinberg, playfully referred to as "Shecky" by the other Alexsexuals, but known as "Douchecky" to me also did it a year or so ago.

Let's not let the Sandy's, RobBlake's, hitchief's, baby that shall go unnamed, temper11's, 13now11's, PAChiefsGuy's, Tiger's, etc. of the planet ruin our good time!!!! I can just see it... Mahomes throws a bullet 95 yards down the field to Demetrius Harris and it hits him right square in the hands and Harris bobbles it while he is running until he reaches the end zone and continues to bobble the football in the end zone and it starts looking like he is playing hacky sack with the football with his hands and then you know, he ultimately drops the ****er... I can just see one of those Alexsexual twat waffles posting, "very stupid decision of Mahomes to throw an accurate, deep pass that hit the receiver square in the hands after traveling 95 yards instead of passing it to his checkdown like exciting QB's in this league are supposed to do." Or Mahomes throws a 98 yard bomb to Demarcus Robinson for a TD...an Alexsexual will respond with, "he's lucky he got away with that...too risky...he had Demetrius Harris open 5 yards from scrimmage." WE DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT SHIT!!!

MAHOMES BABY!!!

JFC

CrowbarMan · 12-31-2017, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico

Someone BAN this Alexsexual from the GDT!!

No need for Alexsexuality in the Mahomes GDT!!! We want to have a GOOD time!!! We have waited a long time for this day...decades. Alexsexuals didn't have to wait for their Alex moment...they just kind of got boners, latched on and followed him around...to a place that generally didn't want him because we were waiting for our "Mahomes today" moment.

Seriously...the Alexsexuals are going to be diarrhea scum in our spiked punch bowl today if they invade the party. They are just ITCHING for Mahomes to perform poorly... they have been noticeably more viscous lately...hell we just had one Alexsexual (RobBlake) threaten to kill another poster this week...coincidence?!? Nope... it's Mahomes week. 2nd death threat made by the "Alexsexual" type of person, btw...that Alexsexual, Sheckelsteinberg, playfully referred to as "Shecky" by the other Alexsexuals, but known as "Douchecky" to me also did it a year or so ago.

Let's not let the Sandy's, RobBlake's, hitchief's, baby that shall go unnamed, temper11's, 13now11's, PAChiefsGuy's, Tiger's, etc. of the planet ruin our good time!!!! I can just see it... Mahomes throws a bullet 95 yards down the field to Demetrius Harris and it hits him right square in the hands and Harris bobbles it while he is running until he reaches the end zone and continues to bobble the football in the end zone and it starts looking like he is playing hacky sack with the football with his hands and then you know, he ultimately drops the ****er... I can just see one of those Alexsexual twat waffles posting, "very stupid decision of Mahomes to throw an accurate, deep pass that hit the receiver square in the hands after traveling 95 yards instead of passing it to his checkdown like exciting QB's in this league are supposed to do." Or Mahomes throws a 98 yard bomb to Demarcus Robinson for a TD...an Alexsexual will respond with, "he's lucky he got away with that...too risky...he had Demetrius Harris open 5 yards from scrimmage." WE DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT SHIT!!!

MAHOMES BABY!!!

http://www.espn.com/blog/nflnation/p...st-the-broncos

Watch the Steve Young video in the link, at the top. It sums up your enthusiasm nicely. This is exciting, to be sure, but a lot of you have unreal expectations.

Dante84 · 12-31-2017, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rico

Someone BAN this Alexsexual from the GDT!!

No need for Alexsexuality in the Mahomes GDT!!! We want to have a GOOD time!!! We have waited a long time for this day...decades. Alexsexuals didn't have to wait for their Alex moment...they just kind of got boners, latched on and followed him around...to a place that generally didn't want him because we were waiting for our "Mahomes today" moment.

Seriously...the Alexsexuals are going to be diarrhea scum in our spiked punch bowl today if they invade the party. They are just ITCHING for Mahomes to perform poorly... they have been noticeably more viscous lately...hell we just had one Alexsexual (RobBlake) threaten to kill another poster this week...coincidence?!? Nope... it's Mahomes week. 2nd death threat made by the "Alexsexual" type of person, btw...that Alexsexual, Sheckelsteinberg, playfully referred to as "Shecky" by the other Alexsexuals, but known as "Douchecky" to me also did it a year or so ago.

Let's not let the Sandy's, RobBlake's, hitchief's, baby that shall go unnamed, temper11's, 13now11's, PAChiefsGuy's, Tiger's, etc. of the planet ruin our good time!!!! I can just see it... Mahomes throws a bullet 95 yards down the field to Demetrius Harris and it hits him right square in the hands and Harris bobbles it while he is running until he reaches the end zone and continues to bobble the football in the end zone and it starts looking like he is playing hacky sack with the football with his hands and then you know, he ultimately drops the ****er... I can just see one of those Alexsexual twat waffles posting, "very stupid decision of Mahomes to throw an accurate, deep pass that hit the receiver square in the hands after traveling 95 yards instead of passing it to his checkdown like exciting QB's in this league are supposed to do." Or Mahomes throws a 98 yard bomb to Demarcus Robinson for a TD...an Alexsexual will respond with, "he's lucky he got away with that...too risky...he had Demetrius Harris open 5 yards from scrimmage." WE DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT SHIT!!!

MAHOMES BABY!!!

Me, looking at that wall:

RINGLEADER · 12-31-2017, 10:11 AM

pugsnotdrugs19 · 12-31-2017, 10:12 AM

I hope we're able to run the ball with some semblance of success today. I'd hate to be in third-and-long all day.

**RealSNR** · 12-31-2017, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrowbarMan

http://www.espn.com/blog/nflnation/p...st-the-broncos

Watch the Steve Young video in the link, at the top. It sums up your enthusiasm nicely. This is exciting, to be sure, but a lot of you have unreal expectations.

You are a miserable twat who can't get excited or enjoy life's great moments.

WE DON'T ****ING CARE if Mahomes plays poorly today. The point is we get to ****ing watch him play.

Cheer the **** up, tard.

12-31-2017, 12:00 AM
bigjosh Mahomosapien Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: the great white north Casino cash: $1684902	*The Official Chiefs @ Broncos Patrick Mahomes Debut Spectacular Game Day Thread* ITS PATRICK MAHOMES II TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! Spoiler! THE MATCHUP Spoiler! MAHOMES PRESEASON STATS WEATHER OUTLOOK Spoiler! THE IMPLICATIONS Spoiler! NONE IN TERMS OF PLAYOFF SEEDING, HOWEVER... The last time the Chiefs won a regular-season game with a quarterback they drafted was in 1987. A 30 year curse can be broken today. **ING DO IT YOUNG MAN! GAMBLING ODDS Spoiler! BROADCAST INFORMATION Spoiler! GOOD STREAM SITES Spoiler! WWW.BUFFSTREAM.COM WWW.SPORTSAREFREE.XYZ ** THE DONKEYS! GO CHIEFS!
Posts: 6,034

12-31-2017, 09:29 AM	#46
chiefzilla1501 In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $2104497	I never understood what smiling Bob was so happy about in those commercials. I wanted to wipe that shit eating grin off his face. But now I get it.
Posts: 48,099	1 0

12-31-2017, 09:41 AM	#48
redfan They gon' regret that trade!! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: We've lost Luka Casino cash: $1961852	In, like one five. __________________ KC CHIEFS SB IV LIV LVII LVIII CHAMPIONS "65 Toss Power Trap!" "Triple Gun Trey Right 3 Jet Chip Wasp Y Funnel" "Orange You, Duo Left 30 XL 35 Y Corn Dog" "Trips Right Bunch F Shuttle, Tom&Jerry Right Yellow. Orange, Let's GO!!"
Posts: 7,930

12-31-2017, 09:55 AM	#49
pugsnotdrugs19 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2013 Casino cash: $9129447	Let's **** donk
Posts: 26,376

12-31-2017, 10:02 AM	#50
CrowbarMan Starter Join Date: Nov 2016 Casino cash: $10000500	For your thread convience, I've pre-made a list of responses around poor QB play. Simply reply with the number. 1. Shitty offensive line. 2. Wilson sucks. 3. Received ran the wrong route. 4. Nagy play calling. 5. Lack of reps. 6. Hill/Kelce would have caught that. 7. F***** penalties.
Posts: 244	2 3

12-31-2017, 10:04 AM	#52
Black Bob Veteran Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Mohawk Town Casino cash: $10004900	I hope he does well and you guys are happy. I sincerely mean that. I will be watching with an open mind.
Posts: 4,408

12-31-2017, 10:07 AM	#54
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $3727775	Count me IN... the only complaint is I'll have to stream it, we have two different CBS stations and BOTH are showing the motherloving Bengals/Ravens game Gonna be interesting to see what kind of gameplan they put together for this, just bring the kid outta there in one piece... thats all I ask
Posts: 91,717

12-31-2017, 10:11 AM	#58
RINGLEADER In Search of a Life Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Confusion, USA Casino cash: $8610503
Posts: 46,695

12-31-2017, 10:12 AM	#59
pugsnotdrugs19 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2013 Casino cash: $9129447	I hope we're able to run the ball with some semblance of success today. I'd hate to be in third-and-long all day.
Posts: 26,376