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Old 04-11-2023, 08:37 PM  
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Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:01 PM   #226
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Couldn’t tell you about that but sometimes my wife falls asleep during sex I just very politely pull her nightgown back down when I’m done.
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:03 PM   #227
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I think if we're all being honest here, Werther's candies are really tasty.
Well of course. But I thought that when I was young.

Now get off my lawn!
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:04 PM   #228
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I had a work trip to Lil Wayne at the Colisseum. Chillest concert I've ever been to. People were literally moving so others could see.

I go home waxing poetic about my city and my daughter says "Isn't Lil Wayne's audience like really really old now?"

Geezer rap.
Im still not talking to her.
Beats all don’t it. I just recently found out the kids aren’t into Tom Jones anymore either
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:07 PM   #229
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The other day this young guy that I work with was making fun of my shoes calling them dad shoes. I said look junior, I’m older than your dad what do you expect me to wear?
I just got a new pair of slip ons. Love them! My only other pair are suede loafers. I will never tie shoe laces again! (except my hiking and fishing boots, dont count)
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:08 PM   #230
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I think if we're all being honest here, Werther's candies are really tasty.
I prefer lemon drops to wet my whistle. I never leave home without putting a few in my dress shorts
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:12 PM   #231
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I prefer lemon drops to wet my whistle. I never leave home without putting a few in my dress shorts
Dress shorts? Are you sure you’re old enough to be posting in this thread?
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:13 PM   #232
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**** this being old shit. I'm 51 and I just played basketball last night against guys that were anywhere from 20 to 30 years younger than me. Hell, my son, who is 26, has friends that text me when they want to hoop. I may not be young and as quick as I used to be but I'll be damned if I let my age hold me back.
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:15 PM   #233
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**** this being old shit. I'm 51 and I just played basketball last night against guys that were anywhere from 20 to 30 years younger than me. Hell, my son, who is 26, has friends that text me when they want to hoop. I may not be young and as quick as I used to be but I'll be damned if I let my age hold me back.
Sir one more outburst like that and you’re not getting your pudding!
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:22 PM   #234
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In my early 20's I was kind of horrified to find out that pubic hair turns grey.

Now that the process has started, well, let's say it is what it is.
I once asked Skip if old guys get grey pubes many years ago and I got a pretty angry response and a barrage of neg reps from him.
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:28 PM   #235
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I once asked Skip if old guys get grey pubes many years ago and I got a pretty angry response and a barrage of neg reps from him.
Ha ha, that sounds like skip. I kinda miss that guy. He was such a directv fan boy. Hell, I've had both dish and dtv and I can say they are the same.
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Ha ha, that sounds like skip. I kinda miss that guy. He was such a directv fan boy. Hell, I've had both dish and dtv and I can say they are the same.
I think they pretty much are. Skip was pretty easy to get riled up back in the day. I’m actually the same exact age as you and my son is also 26. I play basketball with the younger guys at work and end up wearing them out because I can still run like a rabbit and they get tired of chasing me around.
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I think if we're all being honest here, Werther's candies are really tasty.
I like both the traditional hard candy Weather's as well as the filled candy version too. I think the Werther’s chews are what we graduate to once our teeth finally give way.
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Old 04-12-2023, 08:07 PM   #240
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I've been told I have really exquisite firm tight balls like a 20 year old, quite nice for a guy about to turn 60.

I owe it all to wearing bikini briefs to keep my junk from sagging into old man balls.
Geez my balls hit the water when I shit at Kohls
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