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01-26-2009, 05:27 PM | #1 |
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Ok, I have been giving this some thought. I think this was a simple misinterpretation of what was truly happening. Obviously, this is one of those "green" salons with "natural" products. This poor salon owner was just in the process of harvesting said product for the next week. It seems reasonable that she would take off her clothes to avoid an expensive trip to the cleaners.
ChiTown, you may want to pass on the "gel" after your cut on Friday. I'm just sayin'... |
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01-26-2009, 05:46 PM | #2 |
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That is fuggin' awesome! You should def offer her a tic-tac on Fri. And you should tell her in addition to your usual haircut, your pubes need a trim as well.
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01-26-2009, 07:56 PM | #4 |
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....and people still doubt that stylists are only a small step up from strippers.
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01-26-2009, 08:36 PM | #6 |
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so....by Friday you'll be gettin yourself a Lil' Wayne CD, eh?
Your opening line should be "So, How's (enter husband's name here) been lately?
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01-26-2009, 08:47 PM | #7 |
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Well... everyone else's responses are more humorous but in reality I would suggest you boycott her salon out of moral principle. Nothing funny about someone's wife with a mouthfull of infidelity.
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01-26-2009, 09:09 PM | #8 |
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Do you think you'll change the way you tip her?
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01-26-2009, 09:13 PM | #9 |
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Maybe he could bring in a cup of plain yogurt as a tip?
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01-26-2009, 09:17 PM | #10 |
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You're talkin shit on me sister biotch ... she needs the extra money .. she has a habit ....
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In retrospect, you should've suspected something when they started putting out celery and pineapple snacks for the customers.
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Nice memory for my Peter North thread.
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01-30-2009, 08:36 AM | #13 |
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i think he knew that without that thread. Market researching get dizzown like that.
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Band Meeting Rainman? Here DaFace? Also Here All right, item one, the jizz account?
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