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Thankfully, I don't do carpentry anymore, although I learned more doing that than any other job I've ever done.
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Oh, sorry.
Ah-HEM! This will be the coldest, worst winter ever because global warming/climate change/Trump/God hates the gays/US deployment to X/Hollywood Rape/the moral decline in civilization in western society...
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12-14-2017, 10:17 AM | #3 |
Wasted away again...
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For the entire winter season, I'm not sure because I don't remember what the rest of it was like. But the ice storm we had in 2002 was the worst. We were without power for 11 days because the line from the pole to my house was taken out by a tree. There were so many without power that we were waaaaay down the priority list to get service restored.
We ended up staying at my FIL's duplex for the majority of it, which sucked majorly. He kept it so ****ing hot in there. I seem to remember a tear running down my face when power was finally restored.
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12-14-2017, 10:22 AM | #4 |
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Thousands of years ago, there came a night that lasted a generation. Kings froze to death in their castles, same as the shepherds in their huts; and women smothered their babies rather than see them starve, and wept, and felt the tears freeze on their cheeks... In that darkness the White Walkers came for the first time. They swept through cities and kingdoms, riding their dead horses, hunting with their packs of pale spiders big as hounds.
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12-14-2017, 10:46 AM | #5 |
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I remember that, was that in Raytown or Independence?
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12-14-2017, 11:59 AM | #6 |
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96 in North Dakota was a fun one. I was in college and we basically were stuck in the dorms for a 3 days. The National Guard was activated to clear out the snow in some areas and then there was pretty good spring flooding.
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12-14-2017, 12:10 PM | #7 |
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The best winter day was the night I came out of work late and the entire passenger side of my car was covered in an ice sheet. Being an Eagle scout, I pee'd on the lock to open the door. Had to rev the engine to great the tires free from the ice. Then it was clunk, clunk, clunk, all the way home, looking out my side window to see my way home. I think it was like 4 degrees by that time.
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. I pee'd on my door lock man. That's some Bear Grylls type shit.
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12-14-2017, 01:35 PM | #12 |
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The year Derrick Thomas died.
Buckle up my friends.
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12-14-2017, 02:35 PM | #13 |
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I think he was referring to peeing on his car door
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12-14-2017, 02:45 PM | #14 |
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Nonsense, there are a limited number of openings.
We're taking applications, they must be accompanied by a recent photograph.
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12-14-2017, 06:09 PM | #15 |
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