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[tyecopeland]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

#49 is ... what the ... what on earth do people see in Amari Cooper? That guy's a nothing burger! Why on earth does he keep getting escalades like this? And he's moving up the list to boot. I think he's probably 73rd best receiver in the league at best and the 644th best player.

I wonder what Keenan Allen thinks about it

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by tyecopeland

I wonder what Keenan Allen thinks about it

This may be the only time that I ever agree with Keenan Allen on something.

[Rain Man]

Even his highlights show him making a catch and then falling over his own feet with no one around him. Amari Cooper on this list is stupefying.

[Rain Man]

#48 is Za'Darius Smith, who I think is the first apostrophe-named guy on the list.

[Gravedigger]

I forgot what Darius Leonard did to Kenny Stills after that interception, laughed out loud on that one.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Gravedigger

I forgot what Darius Leonard did to Kenny Stills after that interception, laughed out loud on that one.

Yeah, that was pretty funny. I'd never seen that before.

[Rain Man]

#47 is the only other apostrophe-named guy, Tre'Davious White. Bills fans claim to be delighted to have him instead of Patrick Mahomes II. In fairness, he is a pretty good player, though.

[Rain Man]

#46 is Dak Prescott. Give that guy a $500 million contact, Jerrah.

[Rain Man]

#45 is distant memories of JJ Watt back when he was good. They noted that TJ Watt is on the list and ranked higher.

[Rain Man]

#44 is overrated Mark Ingram. I think he's the third-best running back on his team if you count Lamar Jackson as a running back. And you should.

[Rain Man]

#43 is Jimmy Garoppolo, and they're talking about how good looking he is instead of what he did on the field. I hate it when beautiful men like me and Jimmy get objectified. We're people, not objects!

[KS Smitty]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

#43 is Jimmy Garoppolo, and they're talking about how good looking he is instead of what he did on the field. I hate it when beautiful men like me and Jimmy get objectified. We're people, not objects!

Ya'll need some piercings and tats.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by KS Smitty

Ya'll need some piercings and tats.

Hey, don't blame the victim here. I should be able to dress however I want and not worry about getting hit on by women.

In fairness, it's not something I worry about a lot. In fact...I wouldn't mind if it happened once in a while. I'll blame it on the pandemic and social distancing.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

#43 is Jimmy Garoppolo

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[Rain Man]

#42 is Alvin Kamara. He's a pretty good running back. I admit it. I drafted him in our alternative reality game and he's been a mainstay on my team.