Druglord hippopotami threatening Colombia

[Donger]

So, Donger looks at the list of countries that he'll never visit, and adds donkey-****ing Colombia to the list.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Donger

So, Donger looks at the list of countries that he'll never visit, and adds donkey-****ing Colombia to the list.

From a pure optimization standpoint, it seems like that would decrease the competition for the most attractive hookers.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Donger

So, Donger looks at the list of countries that he'll never visit, and adds donkey-****ing Colombia to the list.

Rampaging hippos aside, it's actually improved a great deal from the cartel days. I have a cousin who has retired there because he can live comfortably on his pension. He and his wife have actually lived in Medellín for several years now, and seem to really enjoy it. I should add that he is also a bit nuts, but to each their own.

It used to be that Colombia was the dangerous hellhole and Venezuela was nice. The worm has definitely turned in that regard.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Frazod

Rampaging hippos aside, it's actually improved a great deal from the cartel days. I have a cousin who has retired there because he can live comfortably on his pension. He and his wife have actually lived in Medellín for several years now, and seem to really enjoy it. I should add that he is also a bit nuts, but to each their own.

It used to be that Colombia was the dangerous hellhole and Venezuela was nice. The worm has definitely turned in that regard.

Yeah, I think cruise ships stop in Colombia now. Apparently Pablo was the only problem they had. Now it's just a few rogue hippos.