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07-31-2013, 03:51 PM | Topic Starter |
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Dont park like a Jerk
Mildly amusing.
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07-31-2013, 04:02 PM | #2 |
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07-31-2013, 04:06 PM | #3 |
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I do that at my complex sometimes, whenever some douchenozzle (usually in a giant suv they can't park in between the lines) does that. Park as close as I possibly can, but still squarely within my own spot.
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07-31-2013, 04:09 PM | #4 |
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This why you should always carry a few of these in your glove box.
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07-31-2013, 04:24 PM | #5 |
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07-31-2013, 04:15 PM | #6 |
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It reminds me of a parking fiasco. At a super busy movie theater mega-plex type place. No spots to be had.
I’m on the right side of the isle and someone was getting ready to back out on my side. They were taking quite a while getting their things in order. I patiently wait, no hurry, with my right blinker on. As he pulls out, he backs out so he’ll end up leaving in the opposite direction of me. As he’s completing his back, some MFer comes in around from the other side, and drives right into the space. I honk etc. Guy gets out of his big black shiny Mercedes SUV with his family, and flips me out saying “F you” etc. Nodding his head like “Yeah, that’s right. I said F you.” Walking backwards to keep looking at me; smiling while he did it. So, I note location of said SUV and find my own spot. Now, I’m not saying I did, or didn’t, but somehow he ended up with a deep scratch from rear quarter panel to the headlight on the right side. It’s possible that the culprit had so much paint lodged into his key, that he had to get a toothpick from the concession stand to get it out.
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You'd really thing somebody driving an expensive ride like that would be a little smarter about leaving it unattended after pulling a stunt like that. |
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Not you, but him.
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07-31-2013, 06:59 PM | #12 |
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Don't you work in a law office?
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07-31-2013, 07:10 PM | #14 |
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Just playing out the scenario in my head.
You commence to busting out the windows in this assholes SUV, someone calls the police, you get arrested, your defense of "but the guy stole my space, and I clearly had my blinker on" is deemed insufficient, and your place of employment decides they don't need someone with a criminal record working in their office and fires you. Seems like a little bit of an overreaction. |
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