Let's talk about the Bengals

[TLO]

A sneaky big game in the AFC, and probably our toughest game left before playoff time.

Talk about it here

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

Excuse me sir, I know being an undergrad level troll.

And you sir, are no undergrad level troll.

You keep this shit up and i'll make sure no one on the Bengals MB ever says a good word about you again.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

You keep this shit up and i'll make sure no one on the Bengals MB ever says a good word about you again.

Oh man. I didn’t realize you had leverage on me.

I have wandered into the waters, knowing not their depths.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by ThyKingdomCome15

That's what I like about opposing fans. You'd think Joe Burrow's 0-1 Super Bowl record would weigh heavier than Joe Burrow's 2-0 record vs Mahomes, or potentially 3-0 record. But no!

It goes to show playing Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs is every opposing team's Super Bowl. I know we already knew that but it's still fun to see it.

I the meantime Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs have their sites set on winning actual Super Bowls. What a time to be a Chiefs fan, fellas!

How about those CHIEEEEEEEFS!!!!

Well, homie, i can't talk shit to an opponent for the Super Bowl until Feb 12th and i don't know who we're playing yet.

I can tell you, we are playing the Chiefs tomorrow. So...you do the math.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by R Clark

Can she do the icky shuffle ?

Guys, calm the **** down. My sister already has an alcoholic baby daddy.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Were you asleep from 2011 to 2015?

Must have been. Guess they are not relevant enough to me to remember a brief blip in the 30+ years of mediocrity.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

I'll tell you a little secret...


I hope he doesn't play. I like the Bengals chances better without having to worry about him getting his touches.

you do not want to be one dimensional against this group

they will tee off on you

they killed tom brady for 3 quarters, he finally got it going when it was too late

joe mixon was a huge part of your AFCCG win

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

Sorry it’s not normally my place to jump in trash talk threads but I had to ensure the integrity of collegiate-level trolling remained unbesmirched.

Some of us have a reputation to maintain. We can’t have shitflingers tear down everything we tried to hard to construct.

Being a laughingstock is different than being a troll, fwiw.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

Perine is a good RB. He's not especially flashy, and it would probably take him about 35 carries to register 100 yards, but he's a big dude, like 235, I think. In short yardage he's going to be a problem. Gotta have another great game out of Chris Jones and Khalen to force CIN into as many 3rd and longs as possible.

In most cases, yes. If they can get 50/50 from him, somewhere around 120 or so all-purpose yards, that's all we need. Treyveon will get a few. Evans might even get a few but Burrow will do the rest.

I'd prefer a RBBC approach with this team.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Being a laughingstock is different than being a troll, fwiw.

It’s an art, not a science.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

you do not want to be one dimensional against this group

they will tee off on you

they killed tom brady for 3 quarters, he finally got it going when it was too late

joe mixon was a huge part of your AFCCG win

Yes, Mixon was a big part that day. If he's out, i have confidence that Perine, Williams and Evans can get a hundo + on the ground and about 40-50 in the air.

If the Bengals are one dimensional, yeah, it's gonna be tough sledding.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

It’s an art, not a science.

Why in the hell am i picturing you in something like this?

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

you do not want to be one dimensional against this group

they will tee off on you

they killed tom brady for 3 quarters, he finally got it going when it was too late

joe mixon was a huge part of your AFCCG win

Yeah I can’t imagine a scenario where they are better off without him playing.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

I beg your pardon, kind sir. My trolling is always naturally flowing and easily undergrad level.

Guess it depends on what you're gong for... I personally find the lifestyle trash talk pretty boring and on the same level as our resident Raiders troll (not to be overly harsh, but it's true). Some of it is kind of amusing, but we've all heard the same stereotypes a million times now.

There's the playing dumb stuff or otherwise trying to get people riled up about stats or "my place of residency is better than yours", etc; similar to our resident Bills troll and Broncos troll.... and that was really effective in like 2005. I mean, we're all here to waste time, so whether it's wasting time calling someone a dumbass or otherwise... meh. The average age here is something like 50-55, so nobody is getting worked up over this stuff.

And there are people who really try to push buttons, but that's mostly just shock-jock sort of stuff on the internet, where someone might overreact if they were born yesterday or you find the right person with anger issues..... and being that we're the most toxic football forum on the planet, I'm sure you know we've heard it all before.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Why in the hell am i picturing you in something like this?

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Guess it depends on what you're gong for... I personally find the lifestyle trash talk pretty boring and on the same level as our resident Raiders troll (not to be overly harsh, but it's true). Some of it is kind of amusing, but we've all heard the same stereotypes a million times now.

There's the playing dumb stuff or otherwise trying to get people riled up about stats or "my place of residency is better than yours", etc; similar to our resident Bills troll and Broncos troll.... and that was really effective in like 2005. I mean, we're all here to waste time, so whether it's wasting time calling someone a dumbass or otherwise... meh. The average age here is something like 50-55, so nobody is getting worked up over this stuff.

And there are people who really try to push buttons, but that's mostly just shock-jock sort of stuff on the internet, where someone might overreact if they were born yesterday or you find the right person with anger issues..... and being that we're the most toxic football forum on the planet, I'm sure you know we've heard it all before.

I started to reply but feel like i have more than just a couple lines and it's too late for me to start typing it out now. I'll circle back tomorrow.