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Old 07-05-2014, 09:05 PM   #1
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Seriously, dude. I sense sex once a month, always missionary and wearing socks with the lights on for most of these stiffs.

You lost me at letting a chick lick your own b hole though. I've actually heard it feels marvelous but my ass crack is hairy as shit. I'd have to do some serious grooming, not take a shit all day, and probably be pretty drunk to let a chick start foraging down in that jungle..
Shave your buns, homeslice.
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:22 PM   #2
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Shave your buns, homeslice.

It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:27 PM   #3
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It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
Brosephine... I love that!

I don't really know, dude...would your lady shave your bunghole for you?
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:40 PM   #4
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It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
If you lit your farts on a regular basis you wouldn't have this problem.
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:41 PM   #5
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It's not the ass that's the problem, brosephine, it's the actual ass crack. Like, my literal b hole is hairy.

Can you actually shave your b hole?
I now a girl/astatition who had a guy come in to get his asshole waxed. You could try that.
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Old 07-05-2014, 10:08 PM   #6
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Shave your buns, homeslice.
Pubic hair is a turn off to me.. I get after everything that resembles it on my body.
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Old 07-05-2014, 10:17 PM   #7
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Pubic hair is a turn off to me.. I get after everything that resembles it on my body.
Do you like, get turned on by yourself when you do that?

Just kidding.
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Old 07-05-2014, 08:32 PM   #8
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So Ladies, when was the last time you kissed your man after he just licked your ass hole? And did you kiss his juice back into his mouth?
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Old 07-05-2014, 08:35 PM   #9
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So Ladies, when was the last time you kissed your man after he just licked your ass hole? And did you kiss his juice back into his mouth?
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Old 07-05-2014, 08:39 PM   #10
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LOL I guess that deserves it's own thread. "Do you men kiss your gal on the mouth right after she sucked you off?"
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Old 07-05-2014, 08:42 PM   #11
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i have placed this one on ignore.
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Old 07-05-2014, 08:48 PM   #12
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Old 07-05-2014, 08:53 PM   #13
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Just like licking a 9-volt battery....
So if you took a 9-volt battery and...............Hey that could be electrifying!
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:42 PM   #14
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I'd imagine the pain of waxing my bunghole would be murderous.
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Old 07-05-2014, 09:52 PM   #15
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I'd imagine the pain of waxing my bunghole would be murderous.
Try to ignore the pain. Shrug it off as if its just another random feeling. Try to convince yourself that pain is just another random feeling just like...something pleasant...In other words, try to channel the pain as something totally different that doesn't bother you and it'll be easier to ignore it when it occurs. Sounds crazy, but it works, dude. I sometimes wonder if those Jackass dudes try little mind tricks like that when they are doing their stunts.

I personally wouldn't have any problem whatsoever getting my butt waxed...and I am hairy, like animal in that region as well.
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