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Old 01-26-2019, 08:30 PM  
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What's your best sex story?
I know we're all a bunch of old ass men on here (I'm 28) with bald heads and goatees, but surely some of you have cool stories to tell about something wild that happened in your life sexually.

For me, I've had sex in the trunk of a car, outside next to coyotes howling, at the mall, at work (many many times). I could go into details, but I want YOUR details.

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Old 01-27-2019, 12:10 PM   #61
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Clever way for the OP to toss his rocks while reclined back in his spermalounger.

Nice try OP yall bein used
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Old 01-27-2019, 01:23 PM   #62
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I did a KY 102 morning on air sidekick who had the same demeanor...... legs, arm pits and bush. I guess you could get used to it but not me! One thing that wasn't exploited enough was that all the gals at KY102 had amazing mouths.

Always wanted to **** Katie McGucken but Big John (King Henry) was a friend. More about my exploits at 39th and Summit if there's enough interest

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In 1968, I had a late summer romance with my hippie-dippy girlfriend (more about her later, if there's enough interest) and her freak flag had yet to fly. I headed back to college, looking for greener pastures when one of my fraternity brothers suggested we volunteer at one of the local political campaigns. He swore up and down that was a great place to meet women, especially those that were a little more "free". So we went down to office and joined up. In those days, it was not uncommon for several state office campaigns to share office space to save money, so we met a lot of women. There was one that showed up on weekends that just had that look. Long, dark hair to the waist, 5'2", maybe 100 lbs., I never saw her in anything but jeans or a long granny dress, always obviously braless. I don't remember if her father or older brother was running for office, but she needed some help in getting material ready to mail. Nice guy that I was, I volunteered. Since she went to another school, she asked if I could come to her apartment the next weekend to work. I couldn't say yes any faster.
So the next weekend I made the trek over to Lawrence, armed with a couple 6 packs. She met me at the door, invited me in, and we ate and drank while we stuffed envelopes. After all the stuffing was done, we drank a little more and a bong appeared. Lights were turned off, one thing lead to another and the next thing I knew I was face down in one of the hairiest muffs I had ever seen. But I'm a trooper, so carry on I did --more than once, but less than 6 or 7 times. It was wonderful.
The next morning came and I got up to take a morning pee. She was just stirring when I returned and she greeted me by dropping down on Mr. Happy. It was a glorious sight, that long hair flowing and head bobbing up and down. But then I noticed hair in places that it shouldn't be -- like her armpits ---and her legs. Now I'm a little freaked out, but I had been at the Y enough the previous night that I knew there was nothing extra down there, so I just laid back and enjoyed. Now many of my fellow CPers would have just said thanks and left, but I'm not rude, I stayed the weekend. Let's just say I was really, really tired when I returned to the house Sunday night.
I'd like to tell you all we went on for several months, but she and her boyfriend reconciled and I only saw her at the office from there on out. But we always smiled at each other.
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Old 01-27-2019, 04:51 PM   #63
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Old 01-27-2019, 05:04 PM   #64
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Old 01-27-2019, 05:05 PM   #65
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Old 01-27-2019, 05:24 PM   #66
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In high school I took this girl I was seeing down to the end of this dead end road in the town I grew up in. We parked and started to get busy. She liked doggy and was in the passenger seat with one knee on the passenger door armrest and the other on the console with the passenger seat fully reclined. We were going at it pretty good until a car headlights appeared behind our car.

Soon those headlights turned into cherries and the fear shot through me. I was 18 and she was a couple years older so it wasn't a big deal but I only had enough time to dismount and hop into the drivers seat. I grabbed my shirt to cover my junk right as the cop walked up to my window. I rolled the window down and it was this hot ass blond cop lady and she had a big ass smile on her face. She leaned in and looked at the girl in the passenger seat who was clearly embarrassed and proceeded to explain that we needed to get a room and sent us on our way. I'll never forget that shit. I always thought I could have probably banged the cop lady if the situation was right. It did **** my night up a bit as I never got to finish, so maybe not the best story but reading shit in this thread reminded me of that.
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Old 01-27-2019, 05:32 PM   #67
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One time before a Raiders came I put on my best Carhardt jacket and headed out to Arrowhead for some pregame fun. There was a girl that was a 2nd cousin twice removed by marriage. She wasn't too fat and I heard she was disease free. I pulled down her Overalls and was getting her so hard from behind she pealed of my calvin pissing on the raiders sticker. This was with a few of my buddies from the local IBW union sitting inside the camper shell of my Dodge ram. It was the longest I ever had sex. It started before Freebird and ended right after the first guitar solo. I didn't take a shower for 6 days because I smelt so cheesy
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In high school I took this girl I was seeing down to the end of this dead end road in the town I grew up in. We parked and started to get busy. She liked doggy and was in the passenger seat with one knee on the passenger door armrest and the other on the console with the passenger seat fully reclined. We were going at it pretty good until a car headlights appeared behind our car.

Soon those headlights turned into cherries and the fear shot through me. I was 18 and she was a couple years older so it wasn't a big deal but I only had enough time to dismount and hop into the drivers seat. I grabbed my shirt to cover my junk right as the cop walked up to my window. I rolled the window down and it was this hot ass blond cop lady and she had a big ass smile on her face. She leaned in and looked at the girl in the passenger seat who was clearly embarrassed and proceeded to explain that we needed to get a room and sent us on our way. I'll never forget that shit. I always thought I could have probably banged the cop lady if the situation was right. It did **** my night up a bit as I never got to finish, so maybe not the best story but reading shit in this thread reminded me of that.
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****ed the police chiefs daughter when I was 20 and she was 17. That was pretty scary.
I ****ed the police chief's daughter a few times. I boned her in his house once, while he wasn't home obviously, and a couple other times in the backseat of his Toyota Matrix. He'd let her drive his car when he was on duty. We'd move her son's car seat out of the back so I could plow her like there was no tomorrow lol actually got caught by the cops outside a bar after hours one time. She never mentioned anything to me so I'm not sure what ever came of it.

She told me he was pretty racist so I always look back on the times I was balls deep in his daughter with extra fondness.
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When I turned 23 we had a big party with a couple kegs. People just started pouring into the house/backyard as word spread around town. I ended up in my room with a redhead and got a nice blowjibber from her. She leaves the room and I am putting myself back together when I hear my roommate and his GF in a heated argument. Not 5 minutes after this girl swallowed my load, my roommate got caught kissing her in the backyard by his girl. That was 14 years ago and I still give him shit about it every year on my birthday. It usually is in the form of a text message around 7am to remind him.
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