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Old 01-26-2019, 08:30 PM  
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What's your best sex story?
I know we're all a bunch of old ass men on here (I'm 28) with bald heads and goatees, but surely some of you have cool stories to tell about something wild that happened in your life sexually.

For me, I've had sex in the trunk of a car, outside next to coyotes howling, at the mall, at work (many many times). I could go into details, but I want YOUR details.

GO!
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Old 01-26-2019, 08:32 PM   #2
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Old 01-26-2019, 08:34 PM   #3
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I've been ****ed multiple times by the Chiefs.
I'm sure he meant consensual.
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Old 01-26-2019, 08:34 PM   #4
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Nothing will top the thread linked to shaggybevo.com that used MS Paint to illustrate sex stories. I almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard.
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Old 01-26-2019, 08:35 PM   #5
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Old 01-26-2019, 08:35 PM   #6
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Funny how these conquest threads generally show up on Saturday nights.
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Old 01-26-2019, 08:41 PM   #7
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Old 01-26-2019, 08:44 PM   #8
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Old 01-26-2019, 08:51 PM   #9
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Old 01-26-2019, 08:57 PM   #10
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Nothing will top the thread linked to shaggybevo.com that used MS Paint to illustrate sex stories. I almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard.
My two favorite threads in internet history:

The one you mention, and this:

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=279659

The elephant blowing diarrhea out his ass and trunk is as good as it gets.
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Old 01-26-2019, 09:06 PM   #11
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One time I was really going at it. First in the bathroom, then the bedroom, then the hallway, the kitchen, dining room, deck, hot tub, and even in the woods. I'm talking every imaginable position.

Now that I think about it, I bet it would have been better with a partner.
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Old 01-26-2019, 09:15 PM   #12
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My two favorite threads in internet history:

The one you mention, and this:

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=279659

The elephant blowing diarrhea out his ass and trunk is as good as it gets.
That's a picture I'll never forget. I knew exactly what one you were talking about when you mentioned it. Made me laugh my ass off when i saw it.
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Old 01-26-2019, 09:19 PM   #13
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It was the '60s. So many stories I'd have to have a new keyboard to write half of them.
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Old 01-26-2019, 09:24 PM   #14
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