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Old 03-24-2023, 12:01 PM  
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Should Single Men Own Cat(s)?
This topic came up at the bar last night.

My take - Single guy owning a cat = Beta and should not happen.

There are some extenuating circumstances by which one might end up with a cat. Dead Wife, Girlfriend, Mom, Sister.

But if a single guy actually makes the effort to get a cat as a pet? Unacceptable.

I knew the final word could be found here on CP. This place is a bastion of what is right.
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Old 03-24-2023, 12:37 PM   #61
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Now he destroys the females' pelvises.
He wishes. She lives in a 2-bedroom apartment. Its' like a cat version of the state pen.
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Old 03-24-2023, 12:39 PM   #62
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He wishes. She lives in a 2-bedroom apartment. Its' like a cat version of the state pen.
Please tell me the poor bastard is fixed.
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Old 03-24-2023, 12:41 PM   #63
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I like all animals better than at least 50% of the humans I meet. Even snails and mosquitos.

Dogs are cool as hell and so are cats. Cats are like having little miniature leopards sharing your house with you.

If you like animals and you travel a lot, two cats that get along are ideal. You can leave them home for a week and not even need to have anyone check on them.
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Old 03-24-2023, 12:41 PM   #64
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When I moved out of the house at age 19, I was sort of an apprectice to a guy who had a wood shop. He had a girlfriend give him a cat. That cat ****ing hated him. But for some reason, the cat loved me to death. Everytime I came over she (the cat) was all over me. Since I was kinda lonely in my apartment, when he asked if I wanted the damn cat I could take her, so I took her home. Me and that cat got along great. She would kill all the roaches in my shitty little apartment, and liked to be pet and was generally a "cool cat". Since then I've been married with 2 kids, and we always had cats. Shit, we have 2 now.

I never felt like a beta for owning a cat. But, I suppose a true "beta" doesn't know he's a beta...

**** you, my cat was awesome.
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Please tell me the poor bastard is fixed.
He is now.
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When I moved out of the house at age 19, I was sort of an apprectice to a guy who had a wood shop. He had a girlfriend give him a cat. That cat ****ing hated him. But for some reason, the cat loved me to death. Everytime I came over she (the cat) was all over me. Since I was kinda lonely in my apartment, when he asked if I wanted the damn cat I could take her, so I took her home. Me and that cat got along great. She would kill all the roaches in my shitty little apartment, and liked to be pet and was generally a "cool cat". Since then I've been married with 2 kids, and we always had cats. Shit, we have 2 now.

I never felt like a beta for owning a cat. But, I suppose a true "beta" doesn't know he's a beta...

**** you, my cat was awesome.
That's cats for you. Flighty, fickle, and fleeting. You might as well date a serial cheater.
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Old 03-24-2023, 12:46 PM   #68
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I know people love their cats (love you Mr. Blowfish!) but I just can't see why somebody would want to own one over a dog. If you want somebody to ignore you, do the opposite of what you say, and only decide to give you love when THEY feel like it, go get married.
We have one that adores us, me especially, as much as any golden retriever would. Follows me around, fetches things, paces around waiting for me when I'm gone or watches from the upstairs window. Not every cat is aloof or mercurial, though I grant that is more the norm.

He sleeps on top of my gym shoes or in a pile of my gym clothes, if that isn't love...
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Barn cats are acceptable. **** mice.
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Those little ****s don't eat the shit, they eat the expensive electronic wiring shit for some goddamn reason.
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