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Old 03-24-2023, 12:01 PM  
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Should Single Men Own Cat(s)?
This topic came up at the bar last night.

My take - Single guy owning a cat = Beta and should not happen.

There are some extenuating circumstances by which one might end up with a cat. Dead Wife, Girlfriend, Mom, Sister.

But if a single guy actually makes the effort to get a cat as a pet? Unacceptable.

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Old 03-24-2023, 12:20 PM   #31
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They're good for keeping foxes, coyotes and owls well fed.
That's why you have a herd of them. We live on an acreage and the minute we started collecting cats outdoors, we never had another mouse in the house. It's been 12 years since I've seen one inside.

You just have to make sure you either have a good number or a steady supply because yes, around here coyotes will kill them. Foxes generally leave them alone unless they're desperate. More than anything, the ****ers just run off. Cats are fickle and flighty animals. They do whatever they want, whenever they want. And that's why curiosity killed the cat.
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Old 03-24-2023, 12:21 PM   #32
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I'm not a cat person, but that's ****ed lol
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If you own a cat, keep it indoors. It is healthier for them.

Cats kill millions of songbirds each year. Inexcusable.
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Old 03-24-2023, 12:23 PM   #38
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Imma not gonna worry about what you think about me being single, owning a cat, and volunteering in a cat shelter to boot! I'm quite secure in my animal loving self!

My favorite things about our shelter are the bios we write for our cats, and their felinality assessments. Here's one for our British girl who came over from the UK and later had to be re-homed when the family moved back.



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You'd appreciate my farm.


People bring out stray city cats, which you would think are tough. The males last a few days to weeks. Females a little longer.


One of my employee calls my farm "Meowschwitz", where cats are shipped to die.

I'm a sick ****, so I find her name pretty humorous.
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Very strange how old man masculinity works. That somehow a cat is gay. I think a dog is more gay. A dog will follow you everywhere you go, worship you despite you treating it like shit. A cat is independent and does not require someone to baby it or to be clingy with it.

I can go on a vacation and go cat shit in that and eat that. Ill be back in a week. Peace out. Dogs are much much more work and need constant attention.
Dude, the very concept of a "pet" goes back thousands of years and it's completely utilitarian. Pets exist for our please, for our amusement, and for our companionship. That's the only thing that separates a pet from livestock.

I know people love their cats (love you Mr. Blowfish!) but I just can't see why somebody would want to own one over a dog. If you want somebody to ignore you, do the opposite of what you say, and only decide to give you love when THEY feel like it, go get married.

Otherwise, get a ****ing dog.
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People bring out stray city cats, which you would think are tough. The males last a few days to weeks. Females a little longer.


One of my employee calls my farm "Meowschwitz", where cats are shipped to die.

I'm a sick ****, so I find her name pretty humorous.
What, ummm, happens to them?
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You'd appreciate my farm.


People bring out stray city cats, which you would think are tough. The males last a few days to weeks. Females a little longer.


One of my employee calls my farm "Meowschwitz", where cats are shipped to die.

I'm a sick ****, so I find her name pretty humorous.
I would imagine the majority of your males just ran off. Especially if they aren't neutered. Male cats love to wander.

Our place is next to a conservation area just outside of town. Our road is a "dump" for shit people in town - garbage, old appliances, etc. We've had about 25 cats show up or be dropped off over the years. And 4 dogs.
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