Football Calling all Alexsexuals! Hurry and join ExtremeSkins!

Kaepernick · 01:24 AM

Are you star struck in love with a mediocre veteran quarterback past his prime just because he is "a nice guy"?

Do you love seeing a game manager take intentional sacks?

Do you love seeing a game manager check down to tight ends on 3rd and 19?

Do you love seeing a risk averse game manager throw more passes to RBs behind the line of scrimmage than to WRs beyond it?

Do you just love blaming every other player for blowing 18 point half-time playoff leads except for the timid game managing QB? After all, he is "a nice guy".

Are you smitten with irrationally arguing day and night to justify in your mind why a limited 34-year-old game manager is your favorite quarterback because "he is so smart", "he has a high completion percentage", "or the ever popular, "He just wins!"

Then LOOK no further, because WE have a Football forum for YOU!!

Join ExtremeSkins. The Washington Redskins forum where every Alexsexual needs to be when their anointed lord and savior Alex Smith takes the field and throws his first checkdown or takes his first sack.

http://es.redskins.com/forum/10-the-stadium/

And spend the next 4 years of your pathetic empy lives as mindless know-it-alls lecturing lifelong Redskins fans about their own team even though they were wearing rubber pig snouts on their noses decades before you were born.

And remember, membership on ExtremeSkins is free, Free, Free!

Join before midnight tonight and get the book, "101 Best Alexscuses", ABSOLUTELY FREE.

But that is not all! You also get a football shaped inflatable balloon, guaranteed not to go beyond the line of scrimage no matter how hard you throw it. Check downs, GUARANTEED!

So hurry and beat all your Alexsexual friends! Join ExtremeSkins today. You flocked to follow Alex to his new team once before. You can now #relivethefeeling.

The die hard Washington fans are just going to love you guys over there. Like buttah.

So go on and be the first Alexsexual on ChiefsPlanet to join Alex at his new home! And Did I mention it is free, Free, Free!

And speaking of "free", the members of ChiefsPlanet thankfully cheer you on your mass migration to other places, anywhere but here.
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**Dave Lane** · 01-31-2018, 12:52 AM

Thank you for your kind trolling and I have high hopes that this will work!!

Have your boards ever reverted to normal or are you still infested?

**RealSNR** · 01-31-2018, 01:01 AM

This is beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

Kaepernick · 01-31-2018, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Thank you for your kind trolling and I have high hopes that this will work!!

Have your boards ever reverted to normal or are you still infested?

The official 49ers board reverted to relative peace the instant the Alexsexuals abandoned their sinking ship. Permanent bans plunged by 95% or more. Flame wars were almost non-existent. Arguing fell to a normal level of stupidity instead of every thread becoming an Alex argument, fueled by his jilted lovers.

With the coming of Jimmy Garoppolo, we are now all holding hands and singing Kumbaya while smoking a peace pipe.

But yes, the difference was as dramatic as it was immediate when Snoopy/Maverick lead his minions from our forum to yours. It was like a great black cloud lifted from our hearts the week they all left the 49ers forum.

It felt a lot like this...

TigeRRUppeRRcut · 01-31-2018, 01:17 AM

This thread is shit like the OP

Congratulations

**Bugeater** · 01-31-2018, 01:20 AM

Mods, can we get this stickied? I don't want any of the fake ass fans to miss it.

Kaepernick · 01-31-2018, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TigeRRUppeRRcut

This thread is shit like the OP

Congratulations

#chiefsfanforever

**Bugeater** · 01-31-2018, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaepernick

#chiefsfanforever

Oh no. **** no. We don't want him.

temper11 · 01-31-2018, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaepernick

Are you star struck in love with a mediocre veteran quarterback past his prime just because he is "a nice guy"?

Ha ha ha... my horse is still in the NFL and doing just fine for himself. Just signed a new contract for another 5 years! Where is your boo anyway?

Kaepernick · 01-31-2018, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Stinky Nuts McGee

Oh no. **** no. We don't want him.

And have him, you won't. I was just pointing up the hypocrisy of these guys claiming to have become dedicated KC Chiefs fans when we all knew they couldn't care less about the Chiefs. They were here ONLY for Alex Smith. By the time OTAs come around, not a single Alexsexual will be found here. They will all be on the Redskins forum, claiming they ALWAYS liked the Redskins, and blah, blah, bullshit. Lying pig dogs, all.

Kaepernick · 01-31-2018, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by temper11

Ha ha ha... my horse is still in the NFL and doing just fine for himself. Just signed a new contract for another 5 years! Where is your boo anyway?

God granted me the intelligence to know when to quit backing a mediocre QB. What is your excuse?

Meanwhile Jimmy Garoppolo is looking like the real deal. I am thrilled to have him, unlike the Redskins fans. I can only wonder how they feel going from Kirk Cousins to Alex Smith.

Let us all know after you register on ExtremeSkins. Be the first on your block to leave. You know you want to.

bigjosh · 01-31-2018, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaepernick

And have him, you won't. I was just pointing up the hypocrisy of these guys claiming to have become dedicated KC Chiefs fans when we all knew they couldn't care less about the Chiefs. They were here ONLY for Alex Smith. By the time OTAs come around, not a single Alexsexual will be found here. They will all be on the Redskins forum, claiming they ALWAYS liked the Redskins, and blah, blah, bullshit. Lying pig dogs, all.

you warned us....

Kaepernick · 01-31-2018, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bigjosh

you warned us....

Who among you will be Paul Revere II and warn the poor fans at ExtremeSkins? I can't bear to be sucn a harbinger of doom twice in a lifetime. I would be left a shell of a man. Surely, one among you has the strength to pay it forward and warn the poor Redskins fans what they are in for... Surely.

RippedmyFlesh · 01-31-2018, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaepernick

#chiefsfanforever

Best post ever by non chiefs fan

RippedmyFlesh · 01-31-2018, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaepernick

Who among you will be Paul Revere II and warn the poor fans at ExtremeSkins? I can't bear to be sucn a harbinger of doom twice in a lifetime. I would be left a shell of a man. Surely, one among you has the strength to pay it forward and warn the poor Redskins fans what they are in for... Surely.

Ill use mahomes as a nick to do it. You are inspiring.

01-31-2018, 12:51 AM
Kaepernick Niner Trash Join Date: Mar 2013 Casino cash: $10013638	Calling all Alexsexuals! Hurry and join ExtremeSkins! Are you star struck in love with a mediocre veteran quarterback past his prime just because he is "a nice guy"? Do you love seeing a game manager take intentional sacks? Do you love seeing a game manager check down to tight ends on 3rd and 19? Do you love seeing a risk averse game manager throw more passes to RBs behind the line of scrimmage than to WRs beyond it? Do you just love blaming every other player for blowing 18 point half-time playoff leads except for the timid game managing QB? After all, he is "a nice guy". Are you smitten with irrationally arguing day and night to justify in your mind why a limited 34-year-old game manager is your favorite quarterback because "he is so smart", "he has a high completion percentage", "or the ever popular, "He just wins!" Then LOOK no further, because WE have a Football forum for YOU!! Join ExtremeSkins. The Washington Redskins forum where every Alexsexual needs to be when their anointed lord and savior Alex Smith takes the field and throws his first checkdown or takes his first sack. http://es.redskins.com/forum/10-the-stadium/ And spend the next 4 years of your pathetic empy lives as mindless know-it-alls lecturing lifelong Redskins fans about their own team even though they were wearing rubber pig snouts on their noses decades before you were born. And remember, membership on ExtremeSkins is free, Free, Free! Join before midnight tonight and get the book, "101 Best Alexscuses", ABSOLUTELY FREE. But that is not all! You also get a football shaped inflatable balloon, guaranteed not to go beyond the line of scrimage no matter how hard you throw it. Check downs, GUARANTEED! So hurry and beat all your Alexsexual friends! Join ExtremeSkins today. You flocked to follow Alex to his new team once before. You can now #relivethefeeling. The die hard Washington fans are just going to love you guys over there. Like buttah. So go on and be the first Alexsexual on ChiefsPlanet to join Alex at his new home! And Did I mention it is free, Free, Free! And speaking of "free", the members of ChiefsPlanet thankfully cheer you on your mass migration to other places, anywhere but here. . . Last edited by Kaepernick; 01-31-2018 at 01:24 AM..
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