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Old 09-21-2019, 08:52 PM  
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Late night bullshit: Let's take a moment and remember the Todd Haley era existed.
That was an absolutely sublime time to be a Chiefs fan.

Chiefs get a new GM in Pioli pretty much immediately, but we went two months without an actual head coach until we hire Haley after the Super Bowl. We get lots of stories about how he's an offensive mastermind.

That momentum lasts less than a month when the Chiefs trade for Matt Cassel, effectively saddling Haley with one of the most inept beta males to ever take a snap in Kansas City for four unbelievable years.

Cassel misses the very first game with injury, which is the very last start we see of Brody Croyle, which of course he loses, and Todd Haley is seen on national television telling Croyle to snap the ****ing ball.

Haley spends most of the next three years exhibiting unhealthy levels of insane rage on the sidelines, almost always directed at his own players. Of particular ire is Dwayne Bowe, who occasionally lines up wrong and gets very visibly screamed at with some of the most disgusting anger faces I've ever seen on anyone.

I believe the third year as a head coach, he approaced the preseason in an unorthodox manner. He ramped up the starters' minutes all preseason instead of peaking in the third game. That leaves the KC first stringers playing the Green Bay fourth stringers in the fourth preseason game, and of course Matt Cassel still gets sacked and he has to basically wear a flak jacket all year because he got his ribs cracked.

Clay here on ChiefsPlanet once showed in a screenshot Haley purposefully trotting out the most uninspired lineups of offensive (non-)skill positions as Pioli routinely cheaped out on talent in free agency and couldn't draft to save his life.

He was hailed as a diva whisperer when we drafted Jon Baldwin, only for Baldwin to break his hand punching a teammate.

He played Thomas Jones in front of Jamaal Charles for an entire season. Thomas Jones got almost all the first quarter carries against the Ravens in the only playoff game the Chiefs had with Haley.

Haley once wore a grubby ballcap for a month straight to games because the Chiefs were on a win streak. There was absolutely no reason for the hat to have dirt on it, but he wanted the effect, I guess.

Josh McDaniel was the Broncos head coach, racing Haley to see who could destroy their historic franchise first, and our first game in Denver, Haley was denied an opportunity to challenge because the replay booth was "inoperable," leading Haley to curse out McDaniel instead of shaking his hand at the end of the game.

At least once he got in a shouting match with his own players on the sideline during a game.

He flipped off George Blowfish.

He started Tyler Palko over Kyle Orton.

And of course the oddest thing to have maybe ever happened to this team: he showed up to a KC Star interview, I think with Kent Babb, to talk about his relationship with Pioli, and he was described in the article as completely disheveled, searching the room for microphones as he was sure Pioli had the room bugged.

Just absolutely insane three years with had with that guy. I'm convinced nobody has ever been more satisfied with a win in Arrowhead as Haley must have when he was coaching Big Ben and those Steelers teams that spanked Alex Smith and Bob Sutton.
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Old 09-21-2019, 09:05 PM   #16
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Sorry, but **** this noise.

Need to focus on Mahomes. We are starting what could be the greatest era of Chiefs football ever and you want to bring up shit from the past?
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Old 09-21-2019, 09:06 PM   #17
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in Haley's defense, I hated how he was hired.

We hired fat Scott, then he got settled in and we started looking for a HC AFTER every decent HC had already been hired.
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Old 09-21-2019, 09:15 PM   #18
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The problem with the Haley ear is that it was followed by the Romeo Crennel era which was a horrible idea.
First thing I thought, as well. At least Haley was an unknown. Crennel with Matt Cassel was obviously never going to work.
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Old 09-21-2019, 09:17 PM   #19
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His wife slept with other men and he was a outstanding citizen too. Don't forget that. Truly just a terrible, terrible piece of shit.
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Old 09-21-2019, 09:26 PM   #20
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Old 09-21-2019, 09:38 PM   #21
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Cassel misses the very first game with injury, which is the very last start we see of Brody Croyle, which of course he loses, and Todd Haley is seen on national television telling Croyle to snap the ****ing ball.
Not quite. Croyle started one more game in 2010 against Whale's Vagina when Cassel had appendicitis.

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He played Thomas Jones in front of Jamaal Charles for an entire season. Thomas Jones got almost all the first quarter carries against the Ravens in the only playoff game the Chiefs had with Haley.
Jones did have more carries than Jamaal Charles (thus, the CP meme "Charles needs more carries" was born) but it wasn't like he was the starter. I think he just operated under the premise that Charles was a small back so he was just too delicate to handle the majority workload. Also, Charles had that 41-yard scamper for the Chiefs' only score of that game in the playoffs, so even if Jones got almost all of the first quarter carries, JC had a pretty damn important one.
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Old 09-21-2019, 09:41 PM   #22
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Cassel, Quinn, Palko.

The all time worst QB room of all time. Of. All. Time.
You mean Cassel, Quinn, Stanzi? That was 2012. Quinn wasn't on the roster when Palko was around in 2011. Pioli made sure Palko didn't return to the QB room in any capacity after his jaw-droppingly horrible mop up duty in 2011.

C'mon people. Get your facts right.
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Old 09-21-2019, 09:43 PM   #23
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Old 09-21-2019, 09:48 PM   #24
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This is the same head coach who was reluctantly placed with Chan Gailey for his entire first offseason as a head coach and fired him just before Week 1, all so he could be the OC himself and take hold of more power on the team.

And when Pioli said, "Here, please hire some real coordinators..." Todd got really pissy and forced Charlie Weis to leave... so he could coach ****ing COLLEGE.

He took an OC like Charlie Weis and made him so ****ing miserable that he decided to leave. Probably couldn't stand Todd's goddamn guts.

And who did the megalomaniac Haley hire as his replacement?

This guy:

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Old 09-21-2019, 09:50 PM   #25
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Yessir. This guy was the offensive coordinator for yoooooouuur Kansas City Chiefs! For an entire season.

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This is the same head coach who was reluctantly placed with Chan Gailey for his entire first offseason as a head coach and fired him just before Week 1, all so he could be the OC himself and take hold of more power on the team.

And when Pioli said, "Here, please hire some real coordinators..." Todd got really pissy and forced Charlie Weis to leave... so he could coach ****ing COLLEGE.

He took an OC like Charlie Weis and made him so ****ing miserable that he decided to leave. Probably couldn't stand Todd's goddamn guts.

And who did the megalomaniac Haley hire as his replacement?

This guy:
Is that dick curl because he definitely made my dick curl?
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You mean Cassel, Quinn, Stanzi? That was 2012. Quinn wasn't on the roster when Palko was around in 2011. Pioli made sure Palko didn't return to the QB room in any capacity after his jaw-droppingly horrible mop up duty in 2011.

C'mon people. Get your facts right.
Palko was the worst QB I have ever seen. I don’t care if my timeline is wrong, Pioli put him on the roster cause Cassel was so bad.
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Old 09-21-2019, 09:53 PM   #28
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Don't tell me Bill Muir didn't have a stroke before he was a Chiefs coach. That's the face of a man who has survived a stroke.

Good ****ing God. A goddamn stroke survivor was once our offensive coordinator.
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Sorry, but **** this noise.

Need to focus on Mahomes. We are starting what could be the greatest era of Chiefs football ever and you want to bring up shit from the past?


We need to focus? I didn't realize.
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