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I prefer good dental health and regular showers but I'd trade it all to make cell phones go away...
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Your assigned year is 71 AD. Lots of good possibilities for study there.
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People feel much differently about bowel movements here. In public. Gutters weren't used this way where I grew up. I paid a guy to meet an oracle. I figured, hey, might as well have a psychedelic experience while I'm here. Don't do that. Oracles look like meth-whores on an Ethiopian diet plan. She also convulsed a lot and made no ****ing sense while telling me that "Your love will torment you. Your mouth will crack from thirst but you will not drink." I assume she knew I was a Chiefs fan. On the plus side there is a slave rebellion forming. On the down side people look much different. There isn't a "jacked" guy here. No one I've met yet could even play TE in the NFL. It's impossible to predict how this will end but I suspect a slap-fight...
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Rainman did not provide me with much in the way of coinage.
The disease here is indescribable. It makes ****ing a horse look sensible...
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You have 21st century knowledge at your disposal. Making a few denarii will be easy. Shit, you can probably find a drunk guard and steal his uniform and do whatever you want the whole year.
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Hopefully Rainman's group understands disease better than you do...
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There are diseases hidden in ice, and they're waking up...
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Life in 71 AD is not a video game...
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