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Old 07-31-2013, 03:51 PM  
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Old 08-01-2013, 09:54 AM   #106
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Next time I'll get out punch him in the throat and break his jaw so I won't be a pussy.

l hope the security cameras don't catch me slamming his head into the curb.
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Old 08-01-2013, 09:55 AM   #107
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Then they go into the MegalowMart where they have to walk 3 miles to get all their groceries.
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Old 08-01-2013, 09:55 AM   #108
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I guess you'd just run away as fast as you could and then jerk off to Auschwitz photos, right?

And you've never "encountered" me, ****tard. Look the word up when you get done drinking your alfalfa-yak semen shake.

that's definitely a first here on CP
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Old 08-01-2013, 09:57 AM   #109
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Next time I'll get out punch him in the throat and break his jaw so I won't be a pussy.

l hope the security cameras don't catch me slamming his head into the curb.
How else are his kids supposed to learn the repercussions of acting the ass? They’re obviously not going to learn it from dad.
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Old 08-01-2013, 09:57 AM   #110
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Next time I'll get out punch him in the throat and break his jaw so I won't be a pussy.

l hope the security cameras don't catch me slamming his head into the curb.
wife served on a grand jury for a period of time. came home one night and said she couldn't talk about the cases they were hearing, but make sure I wasn't jerking off in the Hy-Vee parking lot.
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:00 AM   #111
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wife served on a grand jury for a period of time. came home one night and said she couldn't talk about the cases they were hearing, but make sure I wasn't jerking off in the Hy-Vee parking lot.
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So I take it that’s frowned upon?
Crap, scratch that one off the bucket list.
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:00 AM   #112
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Next time I'll get out punch him in the throat and break his jaw so I won't be a pussy.

l hope the security cameras don't catch me slamming his head into the curb.
Don't forget to rape him a little bit. I feel that's necessary to drive your point home.
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:02 AM   #113
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Imagine if that tire busts on the interstate and the car gets into an accident and there's a huge, fiery explosion which claims the life of the driver and his entire family.

Their blood on your hands because you got upset over missing a parking spot.

Yep, totally worth it.
Not its not, if they
1- don't act like a total douchebag in the parking lot this won't happen.
2- don't check all four tires before they go on a major interstate, thats on them.
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3- if his entire family dies, that means more future douchebags are gone and cannot reproduce. This is a good thing.
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:03 AM   #114
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So I take it that’s frowned upon?
Crap, scratch that one off the bucket list.
there's no signs saying you're not supposed to...
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Don't forget to rape him a little bit. I feel that's necessary to drive your point home.
lol.
take that *punching*; take that *punching*...take THIS *thrust*!
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:04 AM   #116
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wife served on a grand jury for a period of time. came home one night and said she couldn't talk about the cases they were hearing, but make sure I wasn't jerking off in the Hy-Vee parking lot.
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well, that's on Hy-Vee. They shouldn't have placed the site "This Space Reserved For Fapping" next to the "This Space Reserved for Expecting Mothers"

Poor planning on their part. I hope the case was dismissed.
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:10 AM   #117
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This is why I've always parked WAY away from other folks. You know, the ones that are too lazy to walk very far. Always cracks me up to see folks circle the parking lot for 15 minutes, wasting gas, just to get a spot 100 feet closer.

Then they go into the MegalowMart where they have to walk 3 miles to get all their groceries.
Yeah, this fat, lazy American culture is so ****ing sickening. I NEVER park close to my destination and I'm no worse for wear because of it. I actually get annoyed when I see people driving around looking for a close spot when there are a hundred open just 50 feet further down the lot. IT'S WALKING, PEOPLE! NOT THAT ****ING HARD.

The funniest, though, has got to be the people that do that at the gym. People are ****ing dumbasses.
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:13 AM   #118
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It reminds me of a parking fiasco. At a super busy movie theater mega-plex type place. No spots to be had.
I’m on the right side of the isle and someone was getting ready to back out on my side. They were taking quite a while getting their things in order. I patiently wait, no hurry, with my right blinker on.

As he pulls out, he backs out so he’ll end up leaving in the opposite direction of me. As he’s completing his back, some MFer comes in around from the other side, and drives right into the space. I honk etc.

Guy gets out of his big black shiny Mercedes SUV with his family, and flips me out saying “F you” etc. Nodding his head like “Yeah, that’s right. I said F you.” Walking backwards to keep looking at me; smiling while he did it.

So, I note location of said SUV and find my own spot.

Now, I’m not saying I did, or didn’t, but somehow he ended up with a deep scratch from rear quarter panel to the headlight on the right side. It’s possible that the culprit had so much paint lodged into his key, that he had to get a toothpick from the concession stand to get it out.
I did the exact same thing many years ago at Christmas in a mall parking lot to black Mercedes that did the exact same thing.
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Keying a car just seems like a juvenile douchebag move......although the dude was a huge dick to Dayze. Not sure what I would have done.
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Old 08-01-2013, 10:21 AM   #120
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Keying a car just seems like a juvenile douchebag move......although the dude was a huge dick to Dayze. Not sure what I would have done.
yeah I agree. In this case it was his actions after parking that set me off.
particularly the "**** you" part.
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