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Yes, I'm already signed up. I'll stop in Vegas on the way out! | 4 | 5.33% | |
I'm not signed up yet, but I plan to do so, once I brush up on my alien theories. | 5 | 6.67% | |
No, I'm not planning on going, but only because I can't get off work in time. | 10 | 13.33% | |
No, I'm not planning on going because I don't want to die horrifically. | 37 | 49.33% | |
I have not yet made any plans for human wave assaults in the desert. | 19 | 25.33% | |
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07-13-2019, 08:15 PM | |
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Are you planning to help storm Area 51?
I'll grudgingly link cnn to support journalism even though they fill their page with ads and noise.
The short version is that over 300,000 people have signed up for an event on Facebook to storm Area 51 so they can see what's inside. I suspect that most will be killed, eaten, or cast off into alternate universes, but I'm hoping that a few will make it back out to share their findings. https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/al...rnd/index.html |
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07-14-2019, 04:24 PM | #106 |
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Our plans are not that violent. Violence is stupid. Were going to use birth control, lack of socialization, pornography, and sex robots to dramatically lower fertility rates. You're going extinct and you won't even know it or care.
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In retrospect, it probably shouldn't have been posted as a public Facebook event, but they can overcome that with a clever tactical plan.
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07-14-2019, 04:29 PM | #108 |
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Dang, you are so right Mr Rothstein
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07-14-2019, 04:34 PM | #109 |
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Care? Most people would vote for that.
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07-14-2019, 04:44 PM | #110 |
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07-14-2019, 04:50 PM | #111 |
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[QUOTE=Coyote;14347905]The KC Star editorial board doesn't understand your hesitation.
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If the invaders have a force of 300,000, I'd guess their forces to be composed of the following types of troops.
100,000 overweight aimless young guys who don't go outside very often. 70,000 overweight young guys who don't go outside very often, but have extensive experience playing Call of Duty. 40,000 guys with extensive Dungeons and Dragons experience. 25,000 guys who wear tin foil hats and write rants on their blog that has fewer than ten readers 20,000 women who fall proportionately into the above categories. 15,000 people who have been to Burning Man. 12,000 people who just want to loot the place. 5,000 engineers who are legit curious. 5,000 ex-military people who have seen things. 3,000 people who just like being around killings. 2,000 people who just always say yes to stuff. 1,000 PETA people who are hoping to free the aliens. 1,000 idealist dreamers who program in linux and want to release alien technology to all of mankind. 500 people who are wanting to try out their new drones. 300 undocumented migrants who got lost crossing the border 200 South African mercenaries (recruited through gofundme) 100 imbedded journalists 20 ranchers looking for lost cattle That one former astronaut who writes about alien stuff That guy who's in the "I'm not saying it's aliens, but..." meme Randy Quaid 1 hot chick So how can we come up with a good strategy to best use their individual strengths?
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07-14-2019, 05:43 PM | #114 |
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I'm clearly in the new drone group.
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07-14-2019, 06:21 PM | #115 |
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I will shape shift in and survive.
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07-14-2019, 06:24 PM | #116 |
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I kinda want to.
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I don't know for sure, but maybe Area 51 would be safer to raid when faced with what all the Denver International Airport has going on there - https://hubpages.com/religion-philos...TIONAL-AIRPORT |
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07-14-2019, 06:55 PM | #119 |
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Someone's guns will be a blazing, so...yeah.
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