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Old 12-25-2017, 04:48 PM   #1
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My wife and I have a pretty predictable pattern: I buy the gifts for everyone (kids, parents, relatives, et. al), wrap them all, put up the tree, and decorate the house. I ask her repeatedly what she wants, and she never provides any specifics, so I pore over past statements and behaviors like Sherlock Holmes, then try to get her a thoughtful gift I think she'll use and like. She invariably returns it. She usually waits until the last minute despite me providing her with a list long in advance, then half-asses the entire process.

This year was no different.

I hate Christmas.
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Old 12-25-2017, 04:55 PM   #2
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My wife and I have a pretty predictable pattern: I buy the gifts for everyone (kids, parents, relatives, et. al), wrap them all, put up the tree, and decorate the house. I ask her repeatedly what she wants, and she never provides any specifics, so I pore over past statements and behaviors like Sherlock Holmes, then try to get her a thoughtful gift I think she'll use and like. She invariably returns it. She usually waits until the last minute despite me providing her with a list long in advance, then half-asses the entire process.

This year was no different.

I hate Christmas.
been there, done that.

I gave her cash this year.
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Old 12-25-2017, 04:58 PM   #3
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been there, done that.

I gave her cash this year.
That steering wheel is badass, by the way. Congrats.
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Old 12-25-2017, 05:29 PM   #4
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That steering wheel is badass, by the way. Congrats.


Merry Christmas! These years when our girls are still somewhat small is the best part for me, as I'm sure as well for you.
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Old 12-25-2017, 05:06 PM   #5
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My wife and I have a pretty predictable pattern: I buy the gifts for everyone (kids, parents, relatives, et. al), wrap them all, put up the tree, and decorate the house. I ask her repeatedly what she wants, and she never provides any specifics, so I pore over past statements and behaviors like Sherlock Holmes, then try to get her a thoughtful gift I think she'll use and like. She invariably returns it. She usually waits until the last minute despite me providing her with a list long in advance, then half-asses the entire process.

This year was no different.

I hate Christmas.
Your wife sounds hot.
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Old 12-25-2017, 05:27 PM   #6
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My wife and I have a pretty predictable pattern: I buy the gifts for everyone (kids, parents, relatives, et. al), wrap them all, put up the tree, and decorate the house. I ask her repeatedly what she wants, and she never provides any specifics, so I pore over past statements and behaviors like Sherlock Holmes, then try to get her a thoughtful gift I think she'll use and like. She invariably returns it. She usually waits until the last minute despite me providing her with a list long in advance, then half-asses the entire process.

This year was no different.

I hate Christmas.

Pics or it didn’t happen.
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Old 12-25-2017, 06:53 PM   #7
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My wife and I have a pretty predictable pattern: I buy the gifts for everyone (kids, parents, relatives, et. al), wrap them all, put up the tree, and decorate the house. I ask her repeatedly what she wants, and she never provides any specifics, so I pore over past statements and behaviors like Sherlock Holmes, then try to get her a thoughtful gift I think she'll use and like. She invariably returns it. She usually waits until the last minute despite me providing her with a list long in advance, then half-asses the entire process.

This year was no different.

I hate Christmas.
I hate Christmas also.

Wife and I decided before we ever even got engaged that we would stop giving each other gifts and go on a trip or do something to the house or something tangible we’d both want. Not some shit gift that the other one says they like but really doesn’t.
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Old 12-25-2017, 08:04 PM   #8
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Wife and I decided before we ever even got engaged that we would stop giving each other gifts and go on a trip or do something to the house or something tangible we’d both want. Not some shit gift that the other one says they like but really doesn’t.
Sans kids who deserve the fantasy of Santa, that's solid... But I'd also offer that it has to be something you want, not something that you need.
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Sans kids who deserve the fantasy of Santa, that's solid... But I'd also offer that it has to be something you want, not something that you need.
Oh yeah. My daughter gets all manner of shit. Just not between the wife and me.

Before the kiddo, vacations were a nice thing to do an call Christmas/Birthdays. Now vacations revolve around the kiddo.

Doing things to the house definitely are wants not needs. And if it is something (like a dining room table this year) that we need, it ends up being a model or level of fancy or whatever that we want and not what we need.

From the pragmatic perspective, we are just crap gift givers. So there is no point in wasting money on it. So we don't. We are self aware enough to know that the awesomeness of a gift is only loosely correlated to the amount we love each other. And...We are both good with it so we don't **** with it.

It's not a trap either. If I were to go get something for her after we agreed on not, she'd be pissed.
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Oh yeah. My daughter gets all manner of shit. Just not between the wife and me.

Before the kiddo, vacations were a nice thing to do an call Christmas/Birthdays. Now vacations revolve around the kiddo.

Doing things to the house definitely are wants not needs. And if it is something (like a dining room table this year) that we need, it ends up being a model or level of fancy or whatever that we want and not what we need.

From the pragmatic perspective, we are just crap gift givers. So there is no point in wasting money on it. So we don't. We are self aware enough to know that the awesomeness of a gift is only loosely correlated to the amount we love each other. And...We are both good with it so we don't **** with it.

It's not a trap either. If I were to go get something for her after we agreed on not, she'd be pissed.


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Wife and I decided before we ever even got engaged that we would stop giving each other gifts and go on a trip or do something to the house or something tangible we’d both want. Not some shit gift that the other one says they like but really doesn’t.
That’s where we are too, I gave her a very nice set of diamond earrings and she gave me a post-it staying the “ok” to spend a bunch of money on an old 911.
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Wife and I decided before we ever even got engaged that we would stop giving each other gifts and go on a trip or do something to the house or something tangible we’d both want. Not some shit gift that the other one says they like but really doesn’t.
Not a bad modification to the traditional deal, especially if there are no kids.
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