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01-02-2009, 09:04 AM | Topic Starter |
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Oh My God.... Absinthe..... I'm lucky to be alive
I've been sitting on a bottle of ABSINTHE for a year and finally broke the seal New Years eve. This was the real stuff, straight from the cheq republic. Started a huge bon fire about 100 yards behind the house drank a couple of beers and then started to swig the Absinthe. Got to feeling good after a bit and then the next thing I know I'm trying desperately to crawl back to my truck. Jeesus Christ, I didn't even get a chance to enjoy the evening. I made it back to the house and fell through the front door and landed between the sofa and coffey table. Next thing I know its morning and as I awoke I remember thinking, DUH what happened. I stumbled to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. The side of my head was plastered with mud,there were sticks in my hair and my right cheek was all bloody.
I'll NEVER EVER drink that shit again. Hell, I'm still dizzy two days later! |
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01-02-2009, 09:07 AM | #4 |
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I think the ferment that stuff in wormwood which makes it a hallucinogen don't they?
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01-02-2009, 09:09 AM | #5 |
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01-02-2009, 09:21 AM | #7 |
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01-02-2009, 09:36 AM | #8 |
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It is the favored after dinner drink throughout my extended family, but I've never seen anyone swig it. I've always seen it mixed in a glass with 50% ice water. Usually only one shot, but I have seen my uncles drink two shots if they were really celebrating. It has a great taste just like black licorice and warms the belly real nice. Never saw my dad drink more than one shot in a single evening.
All my uncles agree it is a nice after dinner drink, but not a good drink to party with all evening. Hog Farmer's story explains for me why the warnings when I was young. Last edited by Chief Faithful; 01-02-2009 at 09:55 AM.. |
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01-02-2009, 11:13 AM | #9 |
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blah tastes like the blackjack gum my mom used to pawn off on me.
hogfarmer you lightass, that shit is bunk. take a handfull of narcos nexttime. then you will get the full effect.
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I read that stuff was blown out proportion, kinda like eating the worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle. Never drank it so can't really say either way.
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