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04-05-2024, 11:14 AM | #1 |
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04-05-2024, 11:24 AM | #2 |
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...but their music has always been better. Seems most Americans started a band for the girls, and sang songs mostly about fast women and fast cars. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Brits formed bands in Art Schools and made deeper, more complex songs.
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04-05-2024, 11:28 AM | #3 |
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Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing, of saying to someone, 'Are you married?' and hearing, ' My wife left me this morning,' or saying, uh, ' Do you have children?' and being told they all burned to death on Wednesday. You see, Wanda, we're all terrified of embarrassment. That's why we're so - dead. Most of my friends are dead, you know; we've these piles of corpses to dinner. But you're alive, God bless you, and I want to be, I'm so fed up with all this. I want to make love with you, Wanda. I'm a good lover - at least, used to be, back in the early 14th century. Can we go to bed?
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04-05-2024, 11:38 AM | #4 |
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Making camp on a peninsula at Yorktown. Pfft.
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04-05-2024, 11:57 AM | #5 |
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British muck. Disgusting.
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Any nation and its people can be ridiculed, but why would anyone hate Brits specifically? Lol
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Honestly, most of us aren't Piers Morgan. I have zero issues with guns. Can absolutely see the appeal and I can absolutely see why people don't like them. None of my business otherwise.
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04-05-2024, 12:19 PM | #11 |
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Just for the Beatles and the rolling stones gives us the right to bomb the shit out of them
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