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03-04-2003, 03:06 PM | #1 |
Just a man in the 'ghan
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Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'll share a story (albeit a bit late).
When I was stationed in Berlin, we had an annual NCO call at the NCO club and the Commanding General was the guest speaker. All the NCOs were seated in a U shape facing the middle and my best friend Jerry was seated next to me. Jerry had a habit of being a bit of a prankster when drinking and by the time the colors were brought in he was 2 sheets to the wind. At the announcement of the General the command "Present Arms" was given. In response to the command we all snapped off a sharp salute and Jerry simultaneously snapped off the positively loudest butt explosion I think I have ever heard. The funniest part was that nobody dared smile or even smirk although the natural reaction was to belly laugh. The SGT Major and General never missed a beat although the SGT Major was eying the assembled NCOs trying to discover the offender. After NCO call Jerry and I laughed outside the club for at least a half hour. |
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03-04-2003, 03:08 PM | #2 |
That's just f***in' stupid
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Should have turned in his direction and peed on the top of his crazy little munchkin head.
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08-12-2004, 07:14 AM | #3 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Damn, I have missed this one, must of been when I was busy at work making money ? Damn Dole, you and Ross go way back. |
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10-27-2004, 04:50 PM | #4 |
Pain Cake
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Justice Clarence Thomas, Fifth Floor Men's Room, Green Hall, KU, 10:15 am today.
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