I have a date. - Page 435

**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

**DaKCMan AP** · 06-30-2009, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

Oh joy. We have a DaKC Jr.

Oh please. If anything he's a degenerate, loser, unAwesome wanna-be.

Mile High Mania · 06-30-2009, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Law of averages.

All I got to do is keep pulling the handle on the slot machine and eventually someone else will pull on my handle.

The odds are in your favor, I have the same goal about winning a lottery... I would think your odds of having 'relations' with a live (somewhat attractive) female are a bit better. And, if you act nothing in real life like you do here... you should be a lock to find that willing female on the rebound looking for some action.

Sure-Oz · 06-30-2009, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

Oh joy. We have a DaKC Jr.

im sure dan would have the women driving to him not the other way around

**DaKCMan AP** · 06-30-2009, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

im sure dan would have the women driving to him not the other way around

This weekend - yes.

However, I'll be driving the following weekend.

Sure-Oz · 06-30-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

This weekend - yes.

However, I'll be driving the following weekend.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-30-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

This weekend - yes.

However, I'll be driving the following weekend.

But only because he's a benevolent mutha****a!

**ChiTown** · 06-30-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Not necessary. Hot gay models like me don't have to pay for sex with men.

fyp

Hammock Parties · 06-30-2009, 08:23 AM

This is true. A 58-year old gay film director with a dashing salt-and-pepper beard was hitting on me just yesterday. He was a cool guy, too. I dug him. I bet I could easily get in one of his films if I slept with him.

06-30-2009, 08:27 AM

While you slept with him.

JOhn · 06-30-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Not necessary. Hot guys like me don't have to pay for sex.

Try having sex with somebody, anybody before you make stupid statements like that.
And animals or relatives don't count

Hammock Parties · 06-30-2009, 12:26 PM

I am SO having sex tonight.

IT'S ON!

If you're not on Chiefsplanet tonight you may miss something special. STAND BY YOUR CELL PHONES VALIANT TEXT MESSENGERS! THE TIME OF RECKONING IS NIGH!

(PM me your number if you want)

booger · 06-30-2009, 12:32 PM

just send me a pic

booger · 06-30-2009, 12:32 PM

pic of the gal not you btw, thanks.

88TG88 · 06-30-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

pic of the gal not you btw, thanks.

booger · 06-30-2009, 12:43 PM

somebody bake me a warm apple pie.

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06-30-2009, 08:23 AM	#6518
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06-30-2009, 08:27 AM	#6519
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06-30-2009, 12:26 PM	#6521
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4150478	I am SO having sex tonight. IT'S ON! If you're not on Chiefsplanet tonight you may miss something special. STAND BY YOUR CELL PHONES VALIANT TEXT MESSENGERS! THE TIME OF RECKONING IS NIGH! (PM me your number if you want) __________________ Chiefs game films
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06-30-2009, 12:32 PM	#6522
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $948550	just send me a pic __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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06-30-2009, 12:32 PM	#6523
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $948550	pic of the gal not you btw, thanks. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,512

06-30-2009, 12:43 PM	#6525
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $948550	somebody bake me a warm apple pie. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,512