****OFFICIAL 2023 Saccopoo CP Mock Draft Thread****

[staylor26]

START DATE AND TIME: Monday, March 13th, noon central

RULES

Spoiler!

1. 12 hours for each pick. Unless it's on the weekends.....then your clock can go **** itself.

2. Make sure that you have PMs turned on. After you make your selection, PM the next person up to let them know that they're on the clock. If you know that you aren't going to be on and able to make your selection, PM a list of your desired picks (in the order you want them) to someone else. You can send those to me, or some other poster you trust. Make sure the person who selects before you knows who to alert when your team is on the clock. If you miss your pick, you will be skipped and you'll have to make your pick as soon as you can. If you miss two consecutive picks, you lose your teams.

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4. Do a search of the thread before you pick to make sure that the player hasn't been selected. If you pick a player that has already been drafted, you face the wrath of the entire thread and you'll have to correct it. So don't make a pick and then leave for 14 hours. Stick around and make sure that you didn't **** up.

5. I and everybody else who help operate this mock try to keep up on NFL offseason news while the draft is in session. We input the comp picks, and we're usually good about adjusting the order for any blockbuster trades that may occur where the previously made picks aren't affected, but sometimes we miss things. It may be a good idea to keep up-to-date on your team's offseason moves regarding their supply of draft picks and let us know if stuff comes up so we can make the changes to the draft order. No, in the end, the true order will likely not be 100% perfect or accurate, but shit happens when you do mocks a month before a draft starts.

Round 1


1. Carolina Panthers - staylor26
 - C.J. Stroud, QB, Ohio St.
2. Houston Texans - GloucesterChief - Bryce Young, QB, Alabama

3. Arizona Cardinals - Titty Meat
 - Jalen Carter, DT, Georgia
4. Indianapolis Colts - MahomesMagic - Will Levis, QB, Kentucky

5. Seattle Seahawks - DJ's left nut 
- Will Anderson, EDGE, Alabama
6. Detroit Lions - GloucesterChief 
- Christian Gonzalez, CB, Oregon
7. Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut 
- Anthony Richardson, QB, Florida
8. Atlanta Falcons - BossChief
 - Tyree Wilson, EDGE, Texas Tech
9. Chicago Bears - Kellerfox
 - Peter Skoronski, OT, Northwestern
10. Philadelphia Eagles - The Franchise - Joey Porter Jr., CB, Penn St.
11. Tennessee Titans - The Franchise
 - Paris Johnson Jr., OT, Ohio St.
12. Houston Texans - GloucesterChief 
 - Quentin Johnston, WR, TCU
13. New York Jets - Chief Northman
 - Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR, Ohio St.
14. New England Patriots - kccrow
 - Broderick Jones, OT, Georgia
15. Green Bay Packers - Direckshun
 - Myles Murphy, EDGE, Clemson
16. Washington Commanders - chiefscafan - Anton Harrison, OT, Oklahoma
17. Pittsburgh Steelers - duncan_idaho
 - Bryan Bresee, DT, Clemson
18. Detroit Lions - GloucesterChief - Calijah Kancey DT, Pittsburgh
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Titty Meat - Isaiah Foskey, EDGE, Notre Dame

20. Seattle Seahawks - DJ's left nut - Devon Witherspoon, CB, Illinois
21. Los Angeles Chargers - Chief Northman
 - Bijan Robinson, RB, Texas
22. Baltimore Ravens - Kellerfox
 - Jordan Addison, WR, USC
23. Minnesota Vikings - RealSNR - Lukas Van Ness, DE, Iowa

24. Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26
 - Darnell Wright, OT, Tennessee
25. New York Giants - Rain Man
 - Cam Smith, CB, South Carolina
26. Dallas Cowboys - O.city
 - Michael Mayer, TE, Notre Dame
27. Buffalo Bills - MahomesMagic
 - Jalin Hyatt, WR, Tennessee
28. Cincinnati Bengals - BossChief
 - Dalton Kincaid, TE, Utah
29. New Orleans Saints - chiefscafan 
- Nolan Smith, EDGE, Georgia
30. Philadelphia Eagles - The Franchise - Keion White, EDGE, Georgia Tech

31. Kansas City Chiefs - kccrow - Jahmyr Gibbs, RB, Alabama


Round 2


32) Pittsburgh Steelers - duncan_idaho - Deonte Banks, CB, Maryland
33) Houston Texans - GloucesterChief - B.J. Ojulari, EDGE, LSU
34) Arizona Cardinals - Titty Meat - Zay Flowers WR Boston College
35) Indianapolis Colts - MahomesMagic -Darnell Washington, TE, Georgia
36) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry - Kelee Ringo, CB, Georgia
37) Seattle Seahawks - DJ's left nut - Will McDonald, EDGE, Iowa State
38) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut - Brian Branch, S, Alabama
39) Carolina Panthers - staylor26 - O'Cyrus Torrence, OG, Florida
40) New Orleans Saints - chiefscafan - Mazi Smith, DT, Michigan
41) Tennessee Titans - The Franchise - Josh Downs, WR, North Carolina
42) Cleveland Browns - duncan_idaho - Drew Sanders, LB, Arkansas
43) New York Jets - Chief Northman - John Michael Schmitz, C, Minnesota
44) Atlanta Falcons - BossChief - Jack Campbell, LB, Iowa
45) Green Bay Packers - Shoes - Luke Musgrave, TE, Oregon St.
46) New England Patriots - kccrow - Trenton Simpson, LB, Clemson
47) Washington Commanders - chiefscafan - Tucker Kraft, TE, South Dakota St.
48) Detroit Lions - GloucesterChief - Adetomiwa Adebawore, EDGE, Northwestern
49) Pittsburgh Steelers - duncan_idaho - Emmanuel Forbes, CB, Mississippi St.
50) Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Titty Meat - Cody Mauch, OG, North Dakota St.
51) Miami Dolphins - Chargem - Dawand Jones, OT, Ohio State
52) Seattle Seahawks - DJ's left nut - Joe Tippmann, C, Wisconsin
53) Chicago Bears - Kellerfox - Derick Hall, EDGE, Auburn
54) Los Angeles Chargers - Chief Northman - Antonio Johnson, S, Texas A&M
55) Detroit Lions - GloucesterChief - Zach Charbonnet, RB, UCLA
56) Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Tyrique Stevenson, CB, Miami
57) New York Giants - Rain Man - Steve Avila, OG/C, TCU
58) Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Nathaniel Dell, WR, Houston
59) Buffalo Bills - MahomesMagic - Henry To'o'To'o, LB, Alabama
60) Cincinnati Bengals - BossChief - Felix Anudike-Uzomah, EDGE, Kansas St.
61) Chicago Bears - Kellerfox - Gervon Dexter, DT, Florida
62) Philadelphia Eagles - The Franchise - Siaki Ika, DT, Baylor
63) Kansas City Chiefs - kccrow - Tuli Tuipulotu, EDGE, USC


Round 3


64) Chicago Bears - Kellerfox - Clark Phillips, CB, Utah
65) Houston Texans - GloucesterChief - Daiyan Henley, LB, Washington St.
66) Arizona Cardinals - Titty Meat - Mekhi Blackmon, CB, USC
67) Denver Broncos - Chargem - Matthew Bergeron, OT, Syracuse
68) Denver Broncos - Chargem - Andre Carter, EDGE, Army
69) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry - Luke Wypler, C, Ohio St.
70) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut - Rashee Rice, WR, SMU
71) New Orleans Saints - chiefscafan - Eli Ricks, DB, Alabama
72) Tennessee Titans - The Franchise - Hendon Hooker, QB, Tennessee
73) Houston Texans - GloucesterChief - Jaelyn Duncan, OT, Maryland
74) New York Jets - Chief Northman - Blake Freeland, OT, BYU
75) Atlanta Falcons - BossChief - Sam LaPorta, TE, Iowa
76) New England Patriots - kccrow - Keeanu Benton, DT, Wisconsin
77) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry - Zach Harrison, EDGE, Ohio St.
78) Green Bay Packers - Shoes - Sydney Brown, S, Illinois
79) Indianapolis Colts - MahomesMagic - Viliami Fehoko, EDGE, San Jose State
80) Pittsburgh Steelers - duncan_idaho - Cedric Tillman, WR, Tennessee
81) Detroit Lions - GloucesterChief - Zack Kuntz, TE, Old Dominion
82) Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Titty Meat - Julius Brents, CB, Kansas State
83) Seattle Seahawks - DJ's left nut - Tanner McKee, QB, Stanford
84) Miami Dolphins - Chargem - Garrett Williams, CB, Syracuse
85) Los Angeles Chargers - Chief Northman - Tyler Scott, WR, Cincinnati
86) Baltimore Ravens - Kellerfox - Kyu Blu Kelly, CB, Stanford
87) Minnesota Vikings - RealSNR - Terell Smith, CB, Minnesota
88) Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - A.T. Perry, WR, Wake Forest
89) New York Giants - Rain Man- JL Skinner, S, Boise State
90) Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Nick Herbig, LB, Wisconsin
91) Buffalo Bills - MahomesMagic - Ryan Hayes, OT, Michigan
92) Cincinnati Bengals - BossChief - Ji'Ayir Brown, S, Penn St.
93) Carolina Panthers - staylor26 - Marvin Mims, WR, Oklahoma
94) Philadelphia Eagles - The Franchise - Jordan Battle, S, Alabama
95) Kansas City Chiefs - kccrow - Zacch Pickens, DT, South Carolina
96) Arizona Cardinals - Titty Meat - DeMarvion Overshown, LB, Texas
97) Washington Commanders - chiefscafan - Olusegun Oluwatimi , C, Michigan
98) Cleveland Browns - duncan_idaho- Jayden Reed, WR, Michigan St.
99) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry - Tre'Vius Hodges-Tomlinson, CB, TCU
100) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut - Devon Achane, RB, Texas A&M
101) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry - Darius Rush, CB, South Carolina
102) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry - Jonathan Mingo, WR, Mississippi


Round 4


103) Chicago Bears - Kellerfox - DJ Turner, CB, Michigan
104) Houston Texans - GloucesterChief - Jarrett Patterson, C, Notre Dame
105) Arizona Cardinals - Titty Meat - Mike Morris, EDGE, Michigan
106) Indianapolis Colts - MahomesMagic - Moro Ojomo, DT, Texas
107) New England Patriots - kccrow - Luke Schoonmaker, TE, Michigan
108) Denver Broncos - Chargem - Dorian Williams, LB, Tulane
109) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut - Karl Brooks, DL, Bowling Green
110) Atlanta Falcons - BossChief - Jammie Robinson, S, FSU
111) Cleveland Browns - duncan_idaho - Yaya Diaby, EDGE, Louisville
112) New York Jets - Chief Northman - Noah Sewell, LB, Oregon
113) Atlanta Falcons - BossChief - Parker Washington, WR, Penn St.
114) Carolina Panthers - staylor26 - Tyjae Spears, RB, Tulane
115) New Orleans Saints - chiefscafan - Jartavius Martin, S, Illinois
116) Green Bay Packers - Shoes - Jalen Moreno-Cropper, WR, Fresno St.
117) New England Patriots - kccrow - Colby Wooden, DE, Auburn
118) Washington Commanders - chiefscafan - Eric Gray, RB , Oklahoma
119) Minnesota Vikings - RealSNR - Rejzohn Wright, CB, Oregon State
120) Pittsburgh Steelers - duncan_idaho - Byron Young, DT, Alabama
121) Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Isaiah McGuire, EDGE, Missouri
122) Kansas City Chiefs - kccrow - Tyler Steen, OT, Alabama
123) Seattle Seahawks - DJ's left nut - Jerrod Clark, DT, Coastal Carolina
124) Baltimore Ravens - Kellerfox - Emil Ekiyor Jr., OG, Alabama
125) Los Angeles Chargers - Chief Northman - Jalen Redmond, DL, Oklahoma
126) Cleveland Browns - duncan_idaho - Kenny McIntosh, RB, Georgia
127) Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Josh Whyle, TE, Cincinnati
128) New York Giants - Rain Man - Ivan Pace Jr., LB, Cincinnati
129) Dallas Cowboys - O.city -Nick Broeker, OL, Ole Miss
130) Buffalo Bills - MahomesMagic - Jakorian Bennett, CB, Maryland
131) Cincinnati Bengals - BossChief - Kendre Miller, RB, TCU
132) Carolina Panthers - staylor26 - Byron Young, EDGE, Tennessee
133) Chicago Bears - Kellerfox - Roschon Johnson, RB, Texas
134) Kansas City Chiefs - kccrow - Cameron Young, DT, Mississippi St.
135) New England Patriots - kccrow - Christopher Smith, S, Georgia


Round 5


136) Chicago Bears - Kellerfox - Owen Pappoe, LB, Auburn
137) Buffalo Bills - MahomeeMagic - Tank Bigsby, RB, Auburn
138) Indianapolis Colts - MahomesMagic - Cory Trice Jr., CB, Purdue
139) Denver Broncos - Chargem - Jaylon Jones, CB, Texas A&M
140) Cleveland Browns - duncan_idaho - Andrew Vorhees, OL, USC
141) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut - KJ Henry, EDGE, Clemson
142) Cleveland Browns - duncan_idaho - Daniel Scott, S, Cal
143) New York Jets - Chief Northman - Chase Brown, RB, Illinois
144) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut - Warren McClendon, OT, UGA
145) Carolina Panthers - staylor26 - Bryce Ford-Wheaton, WR, West Virginia
146) New Orleans Saints - chiefscafan - Michael Wilson, WR, Stanford
147) Tennessee Titans - The Franchise - Brenton Cox Jr., EDGE, Florida
148) Chicago Bears - Kellerfox - Trey Palmer, WR, Nebraska
149) Green Bay Packers - Shoes - Jaqeulin Roy, DT, LSU
150) Washington Commanders - chiefscafan - John Ojukwu, OT, Boise State
151) Seattle Seahawks - DJ's left nut - Kayshon Boutte, WR, LSU
152) Detroit Lions - GloucesterChief - Jaxson Kirkland, OL, Washington
153) Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Titty Meat - Riley Moss, CB, Iowa
154) Seattle Seahawks - DJ's left nut - Alex Forsyth, IOL, Oregon
155) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry - Jay Ward, S, LSU
156) Los Angeles Chargers - Chief Northman - Cameron Latu, TE, Alabama
157) Baltimore Ravens - Kellerfox - Jake Haener, QB, Fresno State
158) Minnesota Vikings - RealSNR - Ricky Stromberg, C, Arkansas
159) Atlanta Falcons - BossChief - Brodric Martin, DT Western Kentucky
160) New York Giants - Rain Man - Andrei Iosivas, WR, Princeton
161) Houston Texans - GloucesterChief - DeWayne McBride, RB, UAB
162) Indianapolis Colts - MahomesMagic - Starling Thomas V, CB, UAB
163) Cincinnati Bengals - BossChief - Wanya Morris, OT, Oklahoma
164) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry - Braeden Daniels, IOL, Utah
165) New Orleans Saints - chiefscafan - Juice Scruggs, C, Penn St.
166) Kansas City Chiefs - kccrow - Xavier Gipson, WR, Stephen F. Austin
167) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry - Earl Bostick Jr., OT, Kansas
168) Arizona Cardinals - Titty Meat - Dontayvion Wicks, WR, Virginia
169) Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Dante Stills, DT, West Virginia
170) Green Bay Packers - Shoes - Israel Abanikanda, RB, Pittsburgh
171) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry - Deuce Vaughn, RB, KSU
172) New York Giants - Rain Man - Zach Evans, RB, Mississippi
173) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry - Lonnie Phelps, EDGE, Kansas
174) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut - Kei'trel Clark, CB, Louisville
175) Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Titty Meat - Jake Moody, K, Michigan
176) Indianapolis Colts - MahomesMagic - McClendon Curtis, OT, Chatanooga
177) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry - Ventrell Miller, LB, Florida


Round 6


178) Kansas City Chiefs - kccrow - Tavius Robinson, EDGE, Mississippi
179) Tampa Bay Buccaneers Titty Meat
 - Micah Baskerville, LB, LSU
180) Arizona Cardinals - Titty Meat
 - Aidan O'Connell, QB, Purdue
181) Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Titty Meat - Charlie Jones, WR, Purdue

182) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry
 - Chandler Zavala, IOL, NC State
183) Detroit Lions - GloucesterChief 
- SirVocea Dennis, LB, Pittsburgh
184) New England Patriots - kccrow
 - Nick Hampton, EDGE, Appalachian State
185) Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26
 - Ronnie Bell, WR, Michigan
186) Tennessee Titans - The Franchise 
- Carter Warren, OL, Pitt
187) New England Patriots - kccrow
 - Xavier Hutchinson, WR, Iowa State
188) Houston Texans - GloucesterChief 
- Rakim Jarrett, WR, Maryland
189) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry
 - Clayton Tune, QB, Houston
190) Cleveland Browns - duncna_idaho
 - Cam Brown, CB, Ohio State
191) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry
 - Robert Beal Jr, Edge, Georgia
192) New England Patriots - kccrow
 - Holton Ahlers, QB, East Carolina
193) Washington Commanders - chiefscafan
 - Mikel Jones LB, Syracuse
194) Detroit Lions - GloucesterChief - Jaren Hall, QB, BYU
195) Denver Broncos - Chargem
 - Sean Tucker, RB, Syracuse
196) Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Titty Meat
 - Jordan McFadden, OL, Clemson
197) Miami Dolphins - Chargem
 - Keaton Mitchell, RB, East Carolina
198) Seattle Seahawks - DJ's left nut
 - Keondre Coburn, DT, Texas
199) Baltimore Ravens - Kellerfox
 - Cameron Mitchell, CB, Northwestern
200) Los Angeles Chargers - Chief Northman
 - Habakkuk Baldonado, EDGE, Pittsburgh
201) Houston Texans - GloucesterChief 
- Noah Daniels, CB, TCU
202) Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26
 - Quindell Johnson, S, Memphis
203) Houston Texans - GloucesterChief 
- Kobie Turner, DT, Wake Forest
204) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut
 - Nick Saldiveri, OL, Old Dominion
205) Buffalo Bills - MahomesMagic - Brenton Strange, TE, Penn St.

206) Cincinnati Bengals - BossChief
 - Marte Mapu, S, Sacramento State
207) New York Jets - Chief Northman
 - Jose Ramirez, EDGE, Eastern Michigan
208) Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26
 - Mohamed Ibrahim, RB, Minnesota
209) New York Giants - Rain Man
 - Dontay Demus, Jr., WR, Maryland
210) New England Patriots - kccrow 
- Tre Tucker, WR, Cincinnati
211) Minnesota Vikings - RealSNR
 - Elijah Higgins, WR, Stanford
212) Dallas Cowboys - O.City
 - Harrison Mevis K, Missouri
213) Arizona Cardinals - Titty Meat
 - Evan Hull RB Northwestern
214) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut
 - Anthony Johnson Jr, DB, Iowa State
215) Washington Commanders - chiefscafan 
- Rashad Torrence II, DB , Florida
216) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry
 - Brandon Hill, S, Pittsburgh
217) Kansas City Chiefs - kccrow - Jason Taylor II, S, Oklahoma State


Round 7


218) Chicago Bears - Kellerfox - Jake Witt, OT, Northern Michigan
219) Philadelphia Eagles - The Franchise - Asim Richards, OT, UNC
220) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut - Davis Allen, TE, Clemson
221) Indianapolis Colts - MahomesMagic - B.J. Thompson, EDGE, Stephen F. Austin
222) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry - Mohamoud Diabate, LB, Utah
223) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry - Matt Landers, WR, Arkansas
224) Atlanta Falcons - BossChief - Max Duggan, QB, TCU
225) Atlanta Falcons - BossChief - Taiwan Mullen, CB, Indiana
226) Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Kahlef Hailassie, CB, Western Kentucky
227) New Orleans Saints - cheifscafan - Isaiah Land, EDGE/LB, FAMU
228) Tennessee Titans - The Franchise - Darrell Luter Jr., CB, South Alabama
229) Cleveland Browns - duncan_idaho - Stetson Bennett, QB, Georgia
230) Houston Texans - GloucesterChief - DeMarcco Hellams, S, Alabama
231) Las Vegas Raiders - DJ's left nut - Dee Winters, LB, TCU
232) Green Bay Packers - Shoes - Anthony Bradford, OL, LSU
233) Washington Commanders - chiefscafan - Kivon Bennett, EDGE, Arkansas State
234) Pittsburgh Steelers - duncan_idaho - D.J. Johnson, LB, Oregon
235) Green Bay Packers - Shoes - Dylan Horton, EDGE, TCU
236) Indianapolis Colts - MahomesMagic - Sidy Sow, OG, Eastern Michigan
237) Seattle Seahawks - DJ's left nut - Ronnie Hickman, S, Ohio St.
238) Miami Dolphins - Chargem - Gervarrius Owens, S, Houston
239) Los Angeles Chargers - Chief Northman - Mekhi Garner, CB, LSU
240) New York Giants - Rain Man - Mustipher, DT, Penn St.
241) Pittsburgh Steelers - duncan_idaho - M.J. Anderson, OLB, Iowa St.
242) Green Bay Packers - Shoes - Will Mallory, TE, Miami
243) New York Giants - Rain Man - Brandon Joseph, S, Notre Dame
244) Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Eugene Asante, LB, Auburn
245) New England Patriots - kccrow - Brent Laing, OG, Minnesota-Duluth
246) Cincinnati Bengals - BossChief - Payne Durham, TE, Purdue
247) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry - Brayden Willis, TE, Oklahoma
248) Philadelphia Eagles - The Franchise - Alex Austin, CB, Oregon State
249) Kansas City Chiefs - kccrow - Yasir Abdullah, LB, Louisville
250) Kansas City Chiefs - kccrow - James Tunstall, OT, Cincinnati
251) Los Angeles Rams - TambaBerry - Anfernee Orji, LB, Vanderbilt
252) Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Titty Meat - Michael Jefferson, WR, Louisiana
253) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry - Aubrey Miller Jr., LB, Jackson State
254) New York Giants - Rain Man - Jacob Slade, DT, Michigan St.
255) San Francisco 49ers - TambaBerry - Kemari Averett, TE, Bethune-Cookman
256) Green Bay Packers - Shoes - Grant DuBose, WR, Charlotte
257) New Orleans Saints - chiefscafan - Trevor Reid, OT, Louisville
258) Chicago Bears - Kellerfox - Cam Jones, LB, Indiana
259) Houston Texans - GloucesterChief - Malik Cunningham, QB, Louisville

[kccrow]

With the 249th pick, the Kansas City Chiefs select Yasir Abdullah, LB, Louisville

The Chiefs get an athletic, muscled-up pass rusher-type that they can convert to a full-time off-ball LB.




With the 250th pick, the Kansas City Chiefs select James Tunstall, OT, Cincinnati

I leave this one with a final sleeper pick for you all, Tunstall is an athletic tackle with quality fundamentals. Cheers gents.

[kccrow]

My drafts are complete:

New England Patriots
1 14 OT Broderick Jones, Georgia
2 46 LB Trenton Simpson, Clemson
3 76 DT Keeanu Benton, Wisconsin
4 107 TE Luke Schoonmaker, Michigan
4 117 DE Colby Wooden, Auburn
4 135 S Christopher Smith, Georgia
6 184 ER Nick Hampton, Appalachian State
6 187 WR Xavier Hutchinson, Iowa State
6 192 QB Holton Ahlers, East Carolina
6 210 WR Tre Tucker, Cincinnati
7 245 OG Brent Laing, Minnesota-Duluth

Kansas City Chiefs
1 31 RB Jahmyr Gibbs, Alabama
2 63 DE Tuli Tuipulotu, USC
3 95 DT Zacch Pickens, South Carolina
4 122 OT Tyler Steen, Alabama
4 134 DT Cameron Young, Mississippi State
5 166 WR Xavier Gipson, Stephen F. Austin
6 178 DE Tavius Robinson, Mississippi
6 217 S Jason Taylor II, Oklahoma State
7 249 LB Yasir Abdullah, Louisville
7 250 OT James Tunstall, Cincinnati

[BossChief]

I can dig it. Nice job, Crow.

[TambaBerry]

The Los Angeles Rams select Anfernee Orji, LB, Vanderbilt

[The Franchise]

Eagles draft is complete.

10. Joey Porter Jr., CB, Penn St.
30. Keion White, EDGE, Georgia Tech
62) Siaki Ika, DT, Baylor
94) Jordan Battle, S, Alabama
248) Alex Austin, CB, Oregon State

Probably should have taken Gibbs at 30 but the Eagles defense needs ****ing help everywhere.

[Titty Meat]

Thank you to everyone who participated in this year's Mock draft & to Staylor for running it.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Select WR Michael Jefferson, Louisiana

[TambaBerry]

The San Francisco 49ers select Aubrey Miller Jr., LB, Jackson State

[Rain Man]

"And now, to introduce the New York Giants' final selection of the 2023 draft, we introduce the most famous lady of New York. You know her, you love her, she's Lady Liberty herself. The Statue of Liberty!"

[Rain Man]

The camera zooms in.

[Rain Man]

The arena is silent as the audience waits.

[Rain Man]

Amid the awkwardness, Donald Trump suddenly takes the stage, flanked by two women for no known reason.

via GIPHY

[Rain Man]

Trump steps to the microphone.

“I’m going to step in here. The Statue of Liberty can’t talk, people. It’s a statue. Who came up with this idea? John McCain? If he was still alive I’d fire him. Terrible idea to have a statue make a draft pick.

“Lady Liberty is French, you know. The French invented liberty. It wasn’t us. It was them. Napoleon did it. Or maybe it was that chick who got her head cut off, I don’t remember. I’d still date that chick even without a head. The head’s not always necessary. She had those low-cut dresses. You gotta love those. Back when I ran the beauty pageants, I gave extra points for those. People loved ‘em. They knew I had a great idea for having the girls low-cut dresses. People told me that. They cried when the swimsuit competition went away. That wasn’t my idea.

“But anyway, back to France. They lost two world wars, you know. Down on their knees, doing you know what for the Germans. America came in and turned it around. Won it. The French are a bunch of losers. They sent us a statue that can’t talk, which is why I’m out here. Who builds a statue that can’t talk? If that statue could talk, it would tell us to finish the wall, I bet.

“You probably want to hear about football now. You want a pick, I’ll give you one. And it’ll be a good one. Probably the best pick of the whole draft. I think I told you that I owned a football team once, so I’m amazing at picking football players. Tom Landry told me that. Wanted to hire me to run the Cowboys. But I bought my own team instead. I don't work for anyone but myself.

“The producer guy is waving a clock at me, so I guess I should announce the pick now. Here you go.

“The New York Giants select Jacob Slade, DT, Michigan State.”


"Now, let's bring out Herschel Walker to throw a pass. Is that a pretty pass or what?"

[Rain Man]

The New York Giants have concluded their 2023 draft. Great draft. Probably the best draft ever.

25. New York Giants - Rain Man - Cam Smith, CB, South Carolina
57) New York Giants - Rain Man - Steve Avila, OG/C, TCU
89) New York Giants - Rain Man - JL Skinner, S, Boise State
128) New York Giants - Rain Man - Ivan Pace Jr., LB, Cincinnati
160) New York Giants - Rain Man - Andrei Iosivas, WR, Princeton
172) New York Giants - Rain Man - Zach Evans, RB, Mississippi
209) New York Giants - Rain Man - Dontay Demus, Jr., WR, Maryland
240) New York Giants - Rain Man - PJ Mustipher, DT, Penn St.
243) New York Giants - Rain Man - Brandon Joseph, S, Notre Dame
254) New York Giants - Rain Man - Jacob Slade, DT, Michigan State

via GIPHY

[TambaBerry]

The San Francisco 49ers select Kemari Averett, TE, Bethune-Cookman

[The Franchise]

Rain Man as Trump is something that I never knew I needed until now.