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Star Wars: Episode IX
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10-21-2019, 09:37 PM | #631 |
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I've reached a command decision, and the decision is this:
The prequels and the sequels simply don't exist. Not a one of them is worth acknowledging much less remembering, so I'm wiping them out. They seriously could have taken the budgets of those six films and made a trilogy about what Darth Vader likes to do on his day off, and it would have blown this haphazard shit they're calling "canon" right to hell where it belongs. Mother**** Walt Disney.
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10-21-2019, 09:43 PM | #633 |
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The little kid in me that remembers Star Wars 30 and 40 years ago wants this to be great. The adult I am...….has doubts.
I hope for two things... - I don't let Rian Johnson (and to a much lesser degree, Ep. VII) ruin my expectations - I can just sit back and enjoy this, immensely |
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I'd like to punch that queer right in his ****ing nose.
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10-22-2019, 12:35 AM | #636 |
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I have about as much enthusiasm for this as a possible wet fart coming out.
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10-22-2019, 09:51 AM | #637 |
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My bullshit analysis of the newest trailer that I've given 5 seconds of thought to: Rey and Ren fighting in the water seems to be a juxtaposition of Anakin and Obi fighting by lava. My bet is this is the scene where Rey converts Ren to the light or gray side of the force, and thus the rise of the Skywalker name. The water will wash away his 'sins'.
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He's definitely redeeming himself. Likely by sacrifice. Can't ****ing wait.
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10-22-2019, 10:28 AM | #639 |
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Completely meh. Bringing back Palpatine is some dumb unoriginal shit. Every villain since Vader has sucked. Rey is boring. Ren is an emo douche. Redemption arc is dumb. This franchise is already dead, it just doesn't know it. No amount of Disney cash can fix this ****ing turd...
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Couple of things
Star Wars horses? Looked kinda cheesy. Reminded me of Krull c3PO saying “let me have one last look at my friends”. But he’s shared hardly any scenes with those guys.
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Han Solo. The smuggler with ZERO force ability. Not Anakin/Vader who Kylo has been feverishly spanking his force monkey to for three ****ing films, but Han Solo. So, dipshit goes back to Palpatine's lair with NO WEAPON, intending to join Mary Sue and help her defeat the Sith Lord. Palpatine siphons enough force essence from these two morons to rejuvenate himself to an Episode III state, and then promptly kills the village idiot who came to the gun fight with a slingshot. A fitting end for a character so horribly written and executed.
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10-23-2019, 03:09 PM | #643 |
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This .....is......terrible. JFC.
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10-23-2019, 03:42 PM | #644 |
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Palpatine...**** you with this...
...I've said it before, this is my last Star Wars movie. They just don't know how to make it compelling any more. Yes, the action is pretty cool, but that's not what Star Wars was to me. After the shitty prequels, I enjoyed TFA, even if it was a stupid ass reboot. TLJ killed my enthusiasm. I'll watch this one, but I don't have high hopes.
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10-23-2019, 04:09 PM | #645 |
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That DeepFake was awesome...
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