Movies and TV Movies - Page 428

irishjayhawk · 10-13-2007, 11:31 PM

Yeah, so I saw a lot of movies this weekend.

Elizabeth: The Golden Age - Mediocre, at best. Slow and dragged on. Shorten it to 2 hours and it's golden. It's not, so it fails.

Michael Clayton - Amazing. Everything about it is awesome. However, it's VERY complex and mind bending. You have to think, so be prepared. I still feel like I'm missing key details of exactly what happened. Gotta see it again.

Across the Universe - Perfect is one word that comes to mind. It just works. And, contrary to many people I bet, the movie is best viewed sober. Trust me.

**Buehler445** · 03-06-2011, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, not the piece of shit Michael Bay film The Rock.

My bad. It's my guilty pleasure.

I like The Rock also. Except for those gay ass kids movies he does. But my wife likes those.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-06-2011, 11:09 PM

Will Ferrell is the Jack Cust of movie comedy, only if we regarded Jack Cust as Albert Pujols.

His last 10 movies that you would classify as a comedy:

The Other Guys
Land of the Lost
Step Brothers
Semi Pro
Blades of Glory
Talladega Nights
The Producers
Wedding Crashers
Bewitched
Kicking and Screaming

The guy kinda sucks.

bowener · 03-07-2011, 01:38 AM

I just watched "Grown Ups" on netflix instant... kind of surprised honestly. It made me laugh a few times. Yes, there are pretty stupid parts of course, but overall it wasn't as bad as I expected. 3 out of 5 stars from me... was thinking it would be 1.5/5.

Steve Buscemi during the bball game cracked me up.

Bump · 03-07-2011, 01:40 AM

I just watched All American Orgy, even though i have an entire world of pornography at my fingertips and have seen American Pie 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and part of 10 i still rented this movie cuz i saw the lady with no head on the cover wearing some spicy lingerie. NOW I AM ALMOST POSITIVE she was NOT in the movie. I'm not entirely sure cuz like i said, you cant see her head. But still! I wanted to see her take off most of that lingerie so i got the movie and everyone is wearing sweaters and not lingerie and i'm like, "what kinda movie is this? is this some movie about sweaters? is the lingerie under the sweaters? did i need special x ray glasses with this rental to see through the peoples clothes?" where is the girl in the lingerie i wondered all the way through the end credits. i was hoping she would pop up during the credits and do a little dance for me. but she never did. I don't understand how this happened. or how they could do this to me. i feel very toyed with. graphic dialogue alone WILL NOT do the trick, pal. i searched the dvd for easter eggs that may have contained nudity or maybe the lady in the little lingerie number on the cover (who is not in the movie...at all. not even as a gas station attendant or like someone who runs a wooden fruit cart stand on the street, or here's a novel idea--A LINGERIE MODEL who gets overheated thus removing her top) but there were none that i could find. has anyone had any luck? i wont be fooled like this again. And I badly needed to see some nudity and i didn't see anything or anyone without their clothes on. you would have thought their clothes were stitched on. not even a naked dude. I would have taken a naked dude by the end. or like a naked ghost. but what i really really really wanted was that lady in the lingerie on the cover. the one with no head. i bet she has a real pretty face. with a beautiful smile and kind eyes. but i guess we'll never know.

Bump · 03-07-2011, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bowener

I just watched "Grown Ups" on netflix instant... kind of surprised honestly. It made me laugh a few times. Yes, there are pretty stupid parts of course, but overall it wasn't as bad as I expected. 3 out of 5 stars from me... was thinking it would be 1.5/5.

Steve Buscemi during the bball game cracked me up.

ya Grown Ups was a fantastic film! I have no idea what movie everybody else watched, but this movie is great! I don't understand the "no plot" thing? It was a great plot of how our kids these days would rather play video games than go outside and play. But if given the opportunity, they will go outside and have fun. The movie was hilarious with many funny scenes. If you are a Sandler fan, it's definitely worth watching. If you have no sense of humor, then don't watch it.

Jerm · 03-07-2011, 02:03 AM

Caught Reign of Fire the other night on TV....had been forever. LOL forgot Gerard Butler was even in that movie, McConaughey in classic overact form.

Pushead2 · 03-07-2011, 02:52 AM

saw The Adjustment Bureau - just felt like it never got off the ground.

kcxiv · 03-07-2011, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Bump

ya Grown Ups was a fantastic film! I have no idea what movie everybody else watched, but this movie is great! I don't understand the "no plot" thing? It was a great plot of how our kids these days would rather play video games than go outside and play. But if given the opportunity, they will go outside and have fun. The movie was hilarious with many funny scenes. If you are a Sandler fan, it's definitely worth watching. If you have no sense of humor, then don't watch it.

Yeah, it wasnt a bad movie. its not the greatest movie, but i didnt feel as if i wasted my hour and a half or whatever it was watching it. I laughed a few times.

**Buehler445** · 03-07-2011, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jerm

Caught Reign of Fire the other night on TV....had been forever. LOL forgot Gerard Butler was even in that movie, McConaughey in classic overact form.

I thought it was OK.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-07-2011, 09:20 AM

Bump is doing a horrible job of trolling.

patteeu · 03-07-2011, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bump

I just watched All American Orgy, even though i have an entire world of pornography at my fingertips and have seen American Pie 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and part of 10 i still rented this movie cuz i saw the lady with no head on the cover wearing some spicy lingerie. NOW I AM ALMOST POSITIVE she was NOT in the movie. I'm not entirely sure cuz like i said, you cant see her head. But still! I wanted to see her take off most of that lingerie so i got the movie and everyone is wearing sweaters and not lingerie and i'm like, "what kinda movie is this? is this some movie about sweaters? is the lingerie under the sweaters? did i need special x ray glasses with this rental to see through the peoples clothes?" where is the girl in the lingerie i wondered all the way through the end credits. i was hoping she would pop up during the credits and do a little dance for me. but she never did. I don't understand how this happened. or how they could do this to me. i feel very toyed with. graphic dialogue alone WILL NOT do the trick, pal. i searched the dvd for easter eggs that may have contained nudity or maybe the lady in the little lingerie number on the cover (who is not in the movie...at all. not even as a gas station attendant or like someone who runs a wooden fruit cart stand on the street, or here's a novel idea--A LINGERIE MODEL who gets overheated thus removing her top) but there were none that i could find. has anyone had any luck? i wont be fooled like this again. And I badly needed to see some nudity and i didn't see anything or anyone without their clothes on. you would have thought their clothes were stitched on. not even a naked dude. I would have taken a naked dude by the end. or like a naked ghost. but what i really really really wanted was that lady in the lingerie on the cover. the one with no head. i bet she has a real pretty face. with a beautiful smile and kind eyes. but i guess we'll never know.

Did you copy this from netflix or did you write the review there?

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 03-07-2011, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu

Did you copy this from netflix or did you write the review there?

he also stole the Grown Ups review....from a different person.

AND his review for the Other Guys is stolen from yet a third person....

DMAC · 03-07-2011, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats.

he also stole the Grown Ups review....from a different person.

AND his review for the Other Guys is stolen from yet a third person....

Jenson71 · 03-07-2011, 09:55 AM

Movie reviews are very high pressured writing situations.

blaise · 03-07-2011, 09:59 AM

Ive gone to yahoo movies a few times and written a guest review saying some film is the worst movie ever, and if you like it you need your head examined. Then I give it all F grades and see if someone emails me some hate email. Then I respond to them and copy my brother so he can laugh.

10-13-2007, 11:31 PM
irishjayhawk Feelin' Alright Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Movies Yeah, so I saw a lot of movies this weekend. Elizabeth: The Golden Age - Mediocre, at best. Slow and dragged on. Shorten it to 2 hours and it's golden. It's not, so it fails. Michael Clayton - Amazing. Everything about it is awesome. However, it's VERY complex and mind bending. You have to think, so be prepared. I still feel like I'm missing key details of exactly what happened. Gotta see it again. Across the Universe - Perfect is one word that comes to mind. It just works. And, contrary to many people I bet, the movie is best viewed sober. Trust me.
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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7669572	Will Ferrell is the Jack Cust of movie comedy, only if we regarded Jack Cust as Albert Pujols. His last 10 movies that you would classify as a comedy: The Other Guys Land of the Lost Step Brothers Semi Pro Blades of Glory Talladega Nights The Producers Wedding Crashers Bewitched Kicking and Screaming The guy kinda sucks. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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03-07-2011, 01:38 AM	#6408
bowener BAMF! Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $9549897	I just watched "Grown Ups" on netflix instant... kind of surprised honestly. It made me laugh a few times. Yes, there are pretty stupid parts of course, but overall it wasn't as bad as I expected. 3 out of 5 stars from me... was thinking it would be 1.5/5. Steve Buscemi during the bball game cracked me up. __________________ Main Entry: bowe·ner Pronunciation: \ˈbō-nər\ Function: noun Date: circa 2007
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03-07-2011, 01:40 AM	#6409
Bump YOU take YOUR seat Join Date: Nov 2007 Casino cash: $375105	I just watched All American Orgy, even though i have an entire world of pornography at my fingertips and have seen American Pie 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and part of 10 i still rented this movie cuz i saw the lady with no head on the cover wearing some spicy lingerie. NOW I AM ALMOST POSITIVE she was NOT in the movie. I'm not entirely sure cuz like i said, you cant see her head. But still! I wanted to see her take off most of that lingerie so i got the movie and everyone is wearing sweaters and not lingerie and i'm like, "what kinda movie is this? is this some movie about sweaters? is the lingerie under the sweaters? did i need special x ray glasses with this rental to see through the peoples clothes?" where is the girl in the lingerie i wondered all the way through the end credits. i was hoping she would pop up during the credits and do a little dance for me. but she never did. I don't understand how this happened. or how they could do this to me. i feel very toyed with. graphic dialogue alone WILL NOT do the trick, pal. i searched the dvd for easter eggs that may have contained nudity or maybe the lady in the little lingerie number on the cover (who is not in the movie...at all. not even as a gas station attendant or like someone who runs a wooden fruit cart stand on the street, or here's a novel idea--A LINGERIE MODEL who gets overheated thus removing her top) but there were none that i could find. has anyone had any luck? i wont be fooled like this again. And I badly needed to see some nudity and i didn't see anything or anyone without their clothes on. you would have thought their clothes were stitched on. not even a naked dude. I would have taken a naked dude by the end. or like a naked ghost. but what i really really really wanted was that lady in the lingerie on the cover. the one with no head. i bet she has a real pretty face. with a beautiful smile and kind eyes. but i guess we'll never know.
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03-07-2011, 02:03 AM	#6411
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03-07-2011, 09:20 AM	#6415
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7669572	Bump is doing a horrible job of trolling. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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03-07-2011, 09:59 AM	#6420
blaise In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $9999900	Ive gone to yahoo movies a few times and written a guest review saying some film is the worst movie ever, and if you like it you need your head examined. Then I give it all F grades and see if someone emails me some hate email. Then I respond to them and copy my brother so he can laugh.
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