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Old 08-14-2019, 09:11 PM  
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I discovered tonight that my family name is a lie.
A fellow Chiefs fan who started following me on twitter long ago and I have the same last name. There are lots of Wendlers, though. Jim Wendler is a famous powerlifter, his fame surpassing even mine. So I thought it was just a fun coincidence, mostly.

Until tonight.


For whatever reason I got curious when I saw my fellow Wendler tweeting tonight, looked at his profile, and noticed he lives in Springfield, MO. This is not far from where my grandfather was born (Freistatt, MO) and lived.

So I asked my dad if grandpa had any brothers.

Turns out he did have a brother...and several half brothers.


So I messaged this dude and asked him about family history, and he says his dad's family is from Stotts City, MO and Mt Vernon, MO....which is eerily close to where my grandpa was not only born (see above), but lived for decades (Monett, MO).

Turns out this dude had a FAMILY TREE all printed out just laying in his desk, and he starts sending me photos. My grandfather actually isn't on it, BUT someone with the SAME MIDDLE NAME AS ME is.

Freistatt and Monett are all over this tree. This has to be the same family.


I send the photo to my dad, who immediately identifies his own grandfather by his first name. Then he reveals his dad (my grandpa) had a falling out with my great grandfather and they were estranged for decades, never reconciling, my grandpa even refusing to go to his funeral.

This is because my great grandfather was a douchebag who divorced my great grandmother for a younger woman during the depression, resulting in her basically working herself to death. Which, presumably, is why my grandpa isn't on the family tree.


THEN this dude sends me ANOTHER photo of the tree dating back five generations to Germany. It shows the origin of my family name.

When someone named Wendler married someone named Christianshatz.


Only thing is...the Wendler is female.


Apparently, Henry Christianshatz was so ashamed of his last name, when he married Anna Wendler, he decided to take her name.

So, by all rights....my Wendler family name should not exist.

Furthermore, my great grandfather was a douchebag, further casting shame upon the name. But the odds are I'm not reproducing anyway, meaning the family name dies with me. But it should already be dead, if you examine all the evidence.


So you can call me Clay Christianshatz from now on.

It's pronounced Christian-SHITS. Which...in many ways...is the perfect last name for me.


Hey, at least it's legit.
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Old 08-14-2019, 11:33 PM   #46
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Old 08-14-2019, 11:39 PM   #47
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So you finally realized you're full of Shatz?
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Old 08-14-2019, 11:52 PM   #48
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Old 08-15-2019, 12:00 AM   #49
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That would be some pretty interesting stuff to learn about your family history.
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Old 08-15-2019, 12:21 AM   #50
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Old 08-15-2019, 02:18 AM   #51
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Old 08-15-2019, 04:07 AM   #52
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Old 08-15-2019, 04:41 AM   #53
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Old 08-15-2019, 05:31 AM   #54
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if the guy named christianshitz was actually humble enough to take his wife's name, i'm guessing the bad genes come entirely from the wendler side of the family

so in true wendler misogynistic fashion, i'm blaming this all on a woman
On the other hand, Mr. Christianshatz could have been so ashamed of his heritage that even the suspect Wendler name was a step up. He was probably running from the law. The way you’ve repeatedly resurrected yourself under new usernames here is a typical Christianshatz move.
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On the other hand, Mr. Christianshatz could have been so ashamed of his heritage that even the suspect Wendler name was a step up. He was probably running from the law. The way you’ve repeatedly resurrected yourself under new usernames here is a typical Christianshatz move.
I did the DNA anrd ansectory thing. Found out I was a direct descendant of a signer of the declaration of independence. Former general in the British army but switched sides to the Patriots. Lost all his wealth. Lands taken. Was the leader of the NY militia in the Revolutionary war.


Then around the 1800's another direct descendant from that leader/hero and future me was a drunk who had kids but wouldn't support them or his wife, constantly embrassed himself and the family with drunken behavior that newspaper articles were written about him in the local paper. Died in his mid-30's froze to death by the railroad tracks.


So I guess I fall somewhere in between those two.
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so your a douchebag nazi? same, welcome to the club.
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Old 08-15-2019, 06:42 AM   #58
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Shit like this happened more than what families want to admit.

My great grandmother left her husband. He moved back to Kansas. Been to his grave. Amazed we did not find more about more kids.

I have one side of the family that changed the spelling of their name in the 30's so it looked less German.


I know a few that say their family name was cut off or shortened by the people at Ellis island. Because their European name would not fit in the box.

Weird shit man. You be you.
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