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That's insensitive language to use to somebody like myself, who is clearly ill.
I mean, let's think about this. I thought I was the GM of the Buffalo Bills, right? And yet I have how many posts on a CHIEFS BOARD!? What the ****. Seriously. How far under the spell of my own delusions have I drifted? Maybe I'm an multiple personality guy? What do you think, jd1020? You're the one who broke this. Tell me how to put myself back together. Where do I from here? |
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You told me that I wasn't going to draft Geno after you offered shit that likely wouldn't net you the 7th pick. Guess what. I drafted Geno and you are stuck holding your dick. |
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Again, that is really, really insensitive language.
I have been laboring under false pretenses for nearly a decade. Help me. Help me so I can put the pieces of my life back together. We can build a better me, you and I. |
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Am Crushed I also feel a little violated. Like I've been.... |
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Who else is in on this "Direckshun has never been GM of the Bills" shit.
Seriously. I thought we were all friends. **** you guys. **** every single one of you. |
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We've got 3000 draft points. Your 8 pick is worth 1400 and your two is worth 500...were gonna need your 1 and 2 next year.
Let's get this done. I want to go to lunch. |
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You might want to go ahead and get that lunch. I am not the GM of the Bufallo Bills. I'm sorry if you've been misled. Trust me, nobody is more surprised than I am. From here on out, you guys are going to have to come to grips with that, like I am now. Hopefully we can rebuild. Hopefully we can trust one another again. Hopefully, you can start liking me for my personality, and my soul. And not because you are under the illusion that I am the GM of the National Football League's Buffalo Bills. |
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If you weigh the same as a duck, you're made of wood. And therefore, the GM of the Buffalo Bills.
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I draft Geno and wait for Philadelphia and Cleveland to call.
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I counter with: Philly is offering me a swap of firsts, their 2nd this year, and their first next year.
And the fact that you have nobody, absolutely nobody to start for you as QB without being laughed out of the NFL. The Jags may take offers on Gabbert though. Your move.
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I'm letting him have a fair shot at beating the value set by Philly, and reminding him that he has no other pieces to play with. He is going to have to give up some skin to stay in this fight. BTW in real life Buddy is ****ed. Only real shot is to pray he gets Geno and Geno plays like a god.
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Geno Smith isn't RGIII you say? He may as well be considering how ****ing screwed you could possibly be, Buddy. And I guarantee when Geno Smith goes in the first pick and you become desperate to draft Matt Barkley, some other team like Carolina might entertain your cute little offer you sent me. More than likely they're going to make you pay out the ass for Barkley, not Geno Smith.
So to recap: -You were embarrassed in front of all the owners, GMs, and coaches, as well as the citizens of Buffalo for your comments on QBs. So much so that you cut the one guy on your rosterwho could reasonably start for you on opening day. -Completely and hopelessly without a QB, and in desperate need arguably moreso than any other team (I doubt your rookie head coach is going to appreciate being given dogshit at the position to work with this year) you call me up to ask about Geno Smith. -This is the #1 overall pick we're talking about, which needs to be considered more than the player you're going to get. Washington paid out the ass to move from 6 to 2 to get a franchise QB. You're trying to move from 8 to 1 and I'm offering you HALF PRICE of what Washington paid to get RGIII. -You respond with a counter offer in which I have to "give you something back" -I already gave you something ****ing back. I just gave you a ****ing franchise QB and your dignity back. How about you go eat a ****ing cock and die, Buddy? You'll take my deal or you'll spend the season without any decent QB prospect, forced to start a 2nd or 3rd rounder instead. Remember the Trent Edwards escapade, Buddy? Remember how that worked out for you? Don't tell me you found Russell Wilson, either. He's not in this draft. This is your last chance to accept my offer or no deal. |
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