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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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Enough cheap whiskey should knock that hamster out
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Supporter
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Farting is prelude to shit. It will happen my son.
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu grip outta do it.
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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
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#51 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Taco johns food binds me up
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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maybe you shouldn't invite him over.
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TACO SALAD
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Just drink a ton of beer and don't eat anything. You'll be shitting water in no time
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Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!!
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Sam's would have a harder time taking a dump. Clays ass has seen more traffic than I35 in Dallas.
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I can eat at Taco Bell, and I feel like someone in a movie who needs to dismantle a bomb with the clock ticking down.
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Banned
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#57 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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"Do you happen to have a plunger? I've been eating a lot of cheese lately."
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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if a muscular dude rings your doorbell asking if you want him to clean your pipes....say no. Lessoned learned on my part
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'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Wasted away again...
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Too late.
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