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01-27-2024, 01:16 PM | #47 |
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I once went in to put in a job application and ended up getting a blowjob.
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01-27-2024, 01:31 PM | #49 |
George Brett shit his pants
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He was gay for sucking your dick. Power move. Hope Billay gave you the job.
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01-27-2024, 01:41 PM | #50 |
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My son's cream pied 4 women to give me 8 grandkids, 7 boys and 1 girl, to keep our family name alive
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01-27-2024, 01:42 PM | #51 |
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01-27-2024, 02:23 PM | #55 |
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01-27-2024, 02:23 PM | #56 |
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It’s my 34 th year of teaching, wife is a principal, oldest daughter is in grad school to be a speech pathologist, youngest daughter is a junior in college and plans on being a physician assistant. Has had a 4.0 since kindergarten and was the ksu student of the year in her dept last year. Son is in 8 th grade and wants to be an ag engineer. I am a very lucky man. The key is to marry an amazing woman.
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01-27-2024, 02:30 PM | #57 |
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Because you have nothing of your own to brag about loser.
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01-27-2024, 02:37 PM | #58 |
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A young lady at the gym told me I have nice biceps. Lol, jk, that's not my brag. Though that did happen a couple days ago. Nice ego boost.
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While I was at work my Rottweiler, Stumppy once got out of the backyard, chased a dude on a bike and bit him. Animal control showed up at the house and wrote my soon to be ex-wife two tickets for it. She then called me at work and said she wasn't paying the tickets for MY dog and I was damn sure going to take care of them.
Fast forward about a year later, the divorce process is still going on and she's still a huge bitch. After dropping my son off at school one morning I drive by her having been pulled over by the local town cop. He's in the process of cuffing and stuffing her into his car on the side of the road. The people she worked with, her friends, and many other people she knew would be driving right by her that morning. I never paid those tickets. She had a bench warrant out because if it. She was taken to the county jail and had to wait for her new boyfriend to come bail her out.
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