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08-19-2019, 09:07 AM | #1 |
Roy E.
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"Hold your horses."
I guess I was an impatient kid. |
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08-19-2019, 09:35 AM | #2 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Hrmmm, i dont recall any catch phrases though i know they had 'em.
Mostly i remember my grandma calling me a turkey all the damn time. "oooooh you little tuuurkey..."
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08-19-2019, 09:49 AM | #3 |
I'm with the Banned
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Woah Nelly.
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08-19-2019, 09:52 AM | #4 |
In Search of a Life
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When you said if: if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
When you said we without getting acknowledgement that they were in: Do you have a turd in your pocket? My grandfathers funny one: we may not be long but we are as big around as a can of corn. Football coach: looks like Tarzan plays like Jane
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08-19-2019, 10:19 AM | #5 |
In Search of a Life
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Even the sun shines on a dog's ass every now and then
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08-19-2019, 10:28 AM | #6 |
MVP
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You keep jacking that thing off you’ll go blind.
Bend over and show Aunt Myrtle your worms. This boy needs an enema, where’s the extra large adapter? |
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08-19-2019, 10:28 AM | #7 |
**** the Raiders
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Tough titty said the kitty but the milk’s still good.
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08-19-2019, 05:25 PM | #8 |
21st Century Schizoid Fan
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Me: That’s not fair!
Mom: Life’s not fair. Words of wisdom. |
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08-19-2019, 05:28 PM | #9 |
Red, White & Blue for the U.S.
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My favorite an my kids hate it: "Life's tough, get a helmet son"
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08-19-2019, 10:34 AM | #10 |
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"Where's the beef?" — Your mom
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08-19-2019, 10:47 AM | #11 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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Mom would tell Dad "What's mine is mine and what's yours is also mine"
Kids Grandma would say "you can get glad in same pants you got mad in" |
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08-19-2019, 10:52 AM | #12 |
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Jinx, owe me a Coke.
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08-19-2019, 10:45 AM | #13 |
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[xxxx sure is mad]
"Well [xxx] has got the same pants to get glad in."
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08-19-2019, 10:54 AM | #14 |
**** the Raiders
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Anyone: You know what?
Dad: No, but I know his brother Who.
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08-19-2019, 11:00 AM | #15 |
MY LITTLE #15
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Mom would always say she was "going to town" whenever she went anywhere to shop. She grew up in a small town that only had a general store, so they had to go to a neighboring slightly larger town in order to get anything.
Also, my grandma was very superstitious. My mom always says "my mom used to always say" before telling us whatever superstition we were breaking. I also know what it "means" whenever your palms, ears, eyes, or nose itch, or when you accidentally say someone's name...lol. |
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