****OFFICIAL Chiefs vs 49ers Super Bowl LVIII Game Thread****

[Hammock Parties]

Lombardi and Starr.

Noll and Bradshaw.

Walsh and Montana.

Johnson and Aikman.

Belichick and Brady.

Reid and Mahomes.

Today, the Kansas City Chiefs complete the greatest five-year run in NFL history by winning the third Super Bowl in the Patrick Mahomes era, and the fourth in the franchise's glorious history.

Today, we become an undeniable dynasty.

As someone once said...let's do this shit.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

Hard to tell which are real and which are staged for attention.

But yea I have had some pretty frustrating sports viewer moments in my life and I have never wanted to damage something in my own home. Crazy.

I figure there might be one instance in the history of the internet where it was real, and then everyone since then has copied it to try to become an internet star.

The challenge is that no one will ever remember these rubes. They all look exactly alike, just some GenY or GenZ guy with a stocking cap and a Best Buy TV stand.

[Why Not?]

Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief

he's Forrest Gump...

Nah...more Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Originally Posted by Why Not?

Nah...more Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Why Not?

Nah...more Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.

Now get him a whipped cream pie.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

Hard to tell which are real and which are staged for attention.

But yea I have had some pretty frustrating sports viewer moments in my life and I have never wanted to damage something in my own home. Crazy.

I broke a window during the Andrew Luck comeback. Swore off of football etc. etc. Not on purpose, but it was a good throw!

Calmed down since. Thank god lol.

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by Chiefs4TheWin

I broke a window during the Andrew Luck comeback. Swore off of football etc. etc. Not on purpose, but it was a good throw!

Calmed down since. Thank god lol.

I remember just sitting on the couch in stunned silence.

For a very very long time.

[suzzer99]

Originally Posted by Chiefs4TheWin

I broke a window during the Andrew Luck comeback.

My buddy locked himself in his bedroom and wouldn't come out.

[suzzer99]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

I remember just sitting on the couch in stunned silence.

For a very very long time.

Nothing will ever hurt me like holding on Dave Szott and then Lowery missing a 52-yarder a foot short in 1991.

The Colts comeback sucked ass, but I was already dead inside.

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by suzzer99

Nothing will ever hurt me like holding on Dave Szott and then Lowery missing a 52-yarder a foot short in 1991.

The Colts comeback sucked ass, but I was already dead inside.

Broncos and Lin Elliot Colts playoff game in the 90s. Those two were on another level for me.

2003 Colts game 3rd.

[suzzer99]

This is actually pretty good. Sorry if repost, I didn't see it.

[Bl00dyBizkitz]

Originally Posted by Chiefs4TheWin

I broke a window during the Andrew Luck comeback. Swore off of football etc. etc. Not on purpose, but it was a good throw!

Calmed down since. Thank god lol.

I hid in a room, under the covers, swore off the Chiefs forever.

Of course I came back next year

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by suzzer99

This is actually pretty good. Sorry if repost, I didn't see it.

That was great. I laughed.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Originally Posted by Bl00dyBizkitz

I hid in a room, under the covers, swore off the Chiefs forever.

Of course I came back next year

We all did

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Originally Posted by suzzer99

My buddy locked himself in his bedroom and wouldn't come out.

It was bad. I'm a Penguins fan so it softened the blow. We won in 09 and later 16 and 17 back to back.

But 14 was bad. I hated it. I'll never get mad like that again. I even did a CP leaving forever thread. Pathetic stuff.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

I remember just sitting on the couch in stunned silence.

For a very very long time.

I had to take a friend of mine who was in town back to DIA. I remember KC being comfortably in command of the game. After I dropped my friend off, I called my wife and she told me how the second half went. So glad I didn’t stay and witness that. It sucked enough that I didn’t watch another game the rest of the playoffs.