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06-04-2016, 02:54 PM | #1 |
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06-04-2016, 03:34 PM | #2 |
pie is never free
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No, I have never gotten down on any butthole... but was able to talk the ex-wife into it one time
You can divorce me, treat me like a bum, and badmouth me to the kids... but you can NEVER un-lick my butthole! |
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06-04-2016, 05:13 PM | #3 |
Life is changing..
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06-03-2016, 03:56 PM | #4 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Hey! I licked a chick's ass for the first time last month!
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06-03-2016, 04:07 PM | #5 |
Politically Incorrect
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Are you truly licking a chicks ass if during cunnilingus you get a little wet and wild and your tongue slips into her asshole a few times?
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06-03-2016, 04:11 PM | #6 |
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Certainly a question for the ages.
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06-03-2016, 04:56 PM | #7 |
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of...an asshole?
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06-03-2016, 05:05 PM | #8 | |
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3 to 4 probes of the tongue and it's accidental. 5 to 7 licks and you are close to liking it more than you admit. 8 or more tongue lashings and you are now fully chowing ass like a pro!
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06-03-2016, 06:12 PM | #9 |
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Update: my wife and I are back together. Can't wait to eat that ass like a cupcake.
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06-03-2016, 07:06 PM | #10 |
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06-03-2016, 07:32 PM | #11 |
You gotta kill a few people
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Licking a chicks ASS
I've eaten ass a couple times. "Eating" it is a misnomer. You're really just licking around the b-hole.
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06-03-2016, 07:41 PM | #12 |
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06-03-2016, 07:47 PM | #13 |
You gotta kill a few people
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06-04-2016, 05:48 PM | #14 |
Fish are scared of me
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06-27-2018, 10:36 AM | #15 |
Gimme My Berries Back!
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