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06-30-2023, 03:14 PM | #31 |
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06-30-2023, 04:49 PM | #33 |
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I took a shit today and it was truly a miracle that it somehow fit out my asshole.
I measured my asshole diameter and then the width of the turd. The turd was over 3" bigger in diameter. It's like God himself came down and guided that little brown log slowly down the poop shoot and gently dropped it into Bowl River.
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06-30-2023, 05:52 PM | #36 |
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No. God doesn't exist. Neither do miracles.
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06-30-2023, 07:28 PM | #40 |
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My bible says Jesus performed multiple miracles. I haven't read the new, edited woke version of the bible so maybe that got taken out. But I'm pretty sure I remember some stuff about water being turned to wine, walking on water, driving demons out of the possessed, etc.
Atheists believe in an absurd miracle themselves. That life spontaneously created itself. To go from nothing, absolute nothing, to life is a miracle. There's "no local cause" for that. So either way, miracles certainly do happen. |
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And Jon Baldwin behind the back catch. Both miracles.
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Certainly, miracles happen. Loneiguana somehow doesn't starve to death despite having an IQ smaller than his shoe size.
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