Funny Stuff Mesa man arrested on suspicion of bestiality involving cat - Page 3

scho63 · 03-23-2019, 11:08 AM

HO-LEE-SHIT! This is a FIRST........ And NOT Florida but out here in desert.

Maybe the heat made him crazy or maybe it was the drugs!

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news...at/3241164002/

Mesa man was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of bestiality involving a cat, according to Maricopa County court records.

Authorities received a call from someone who heard the man, later identified as 40-year-old Michael Navage, calling for help, the record say. The caller told police Navage had taken his cat into the bathroom and called out for help, stating the cat was stuck on his penis, according to the records, which includes a probable cause statement from Mesa police.

The caller told police he heard Navage shouting expletives at the cat and that the cat sounded as if it were in distress, the statement said.

Officials arrived at his apartment near University Drive and Lindsay Road in Mesa, Navage refused to allow officers to enter, according to records.

Authorities were able to enter the residence and found Navage standing in the middle of the bathroom with a cat partially wrapped in a towel near his genital area, records show.

Navage told authorities he was drying off the cat, records state.

Navage later told authorities he was in the shower with the cat but denied any sexual activity with the cat, records show.

During an exam of the feline, a veterinarian observed that the cat had sustained injuries to its genitalia, according to records.

While at the scene, officers observed a small bag containing a crystal-like substance, which officers believed to be methamphetamine, according to the statement.

Navage said he did not want to disclose whether the methamphetamines belonged to him or the other men residing at the apartment, though he did admit to having used them, the statement added.

According to records, Navage voluntarily allowed authorities to search his suitcase, where officers found identification, credit cards and a checkbook, none of which belonged to him.

Officers also found a counterfeit $100 bill, which Navage later said he received from someone else and was aware that it was forged, the statement said.

Navage was taken into custody and transported to the Mesa Police Department, where officials said he admitted to selling methamphetamines and having other residents in the apartment sell $150 worth of methamphetamines for him, records show.

Navage told police he has sold drugs and would exchange the drugs in order to be provided a place to reside and access to a shower, officials said.

Navage is facing charges of bestiality and animal cruelty, as well as charges of possession of a dangerous drug, possession of a dangerous drug for sale and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to records.

Navage was released on bond of $3,500, records stated. A preliminary hearing was scheduled for April 1.

Otter · 03-23-2019, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

Would have been better if the cat wasn’t wrapped with a towel and shredded his shit

That's what I don't get. Cats are mean as shit when you try to put a collar on them let alone get them wet and he managed..."intercourse"? Not sure what the correct term is here but we'll go with that one.

Graystoke · 03-23-2019, 03:25 PM

You got to be kitten me!

FAX · 03-23-2019, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Graystoke

You got to be kitten me!

Noted.

FAX

Flying High D · 03-23-2019, 03:51 PM

Anybody ever take the goalpost from an electric football game and use that to violate a cat? Asking for a roommate of an meth addict in Mesa, AZ. FWIW the cat was in heat and wanting it.

big nasty kcnut · 03-23-2019, 04:22 PM

He did it all for the pussy!

**lewdog** · 03-23-2019, 04:30 PM

I'd rather **** eDave.

**gblowfish** · 03-23-2019, 04:41 PM

Poor kitty cat. Hope she's going to be OK and finds a home that will take care of her and not RAPE her!

Why Not? · 03-23-2019, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

I'd rather **** eDave.

Let’s not get carried away.

Eleazar · 03-24-2019, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

That's what I don't get. Cats are mean as shit when you try to put a collar on them let alone get them wet and he managed..."intercourse"? Not sure what the correct term is here but we'll go with that one.

I figured this dude was a meth monkey, because who else would let an angry cat near their junk? Ouch

scho63 · 03-24-2019, 06:19 AM

Police said when they entered he had this song blasting on his stereo......

Skyy God · 03-24-2019, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63

Police said when they entered he had this song blasting on his stereo......

https://youtu.be/QnkrL42R7gk

FAX · 03-24-2019, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Poor kitty cat. Hope she's going to be OK and finds a home that will take care of her and not RAPE her!

How do we know the cat identifies as female?

(Hell, for all we know, it may not identify as a cat.)

FAX

**Rausch** · 03-24-2019, 06:39 AM

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suspect there's a "argument for the preference of sex-U-ality going on..."

MarkDavis'Haircut · 03-24-2019, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

And he's a Bernie Sanders fan. Shocking I tell you.

Crazy Bernie has crazy fans.

lcarus · 03-24-2019, 11:03 PM

That meth isn't mine, that fake 100 dollar bill I got from someone else, I don't know how all that stranger's stuff got into my suitcase, and this is definitely not a cat stuck on my dick.

03-23-2019, 11:08 AM
scho63 Politically Incorrect Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Casino cash: $2441110	Mesa man arrested on suspicion of bestiality involving cat HO-LEE-SHIT! This is a FIRST........ And NOT Florida but out here in desert. Maybe the heat made him crazy or maybe it was the drugs! https://www.azcentral.com/story/news...at/3241164002/ Mesa man was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of bestiality involving a cat, according to Maricopa County court records. Authorities received a call from someone who heard the man, later identified as 40-year-old Michael Navage, calling for help, the record say. The caller told police Navage had taken his cat into the bathroom and called out for help, stating the cat was stuck on his penis, according to the records, which includes a probable cause statement from Mesa police. The caller told police he heard Navage shouting expletives at the cat and that the cat sounded as if it were in distress, the statement said. Officials arrived at his apartment near University Drive and Lindsay Road in Mesa, Navage refused to allow officers to enter, according to records. Authorities were able to enter the residence and found Navage standing in the middle of the bathroom with a cat partially wrapped in a towel near his genital area, records show. Navage told authorities he was drying off the cat, records state. Navage later told authorities he was in the shower with the cat but denied any sexual activity with the cat, records show. During an exam of the feline, a veterinarian observed that the cat had sustained injuries to its genitalia, according to records. While at the scene, officers observed a small bag containing a crystal-like substance, which officers believed to be methamphetamine, according to the statement. Navage said he did not want to disclose whether the methamphetamines belonged to him or the other men residing at the apartment, though he did admit to having used them, the statement added. According to records, Navage voluntarily allowed authorities to search his suitcase, where officers found identification, credit cards and a checkbook, none of which belonged to him. Officers also found a counterfeit $100 bill, which Navage later said he received from someone else and was aware that it was forged, the statement said. Navage was taken into custody and transported to the Mesa Police Department, where officials said he admitted to selling methamphetamines and having other residents in the apartment sell $150 worth of methamphetamines for him, records show. Navage told police he has sold drugs and would exchange the drugs in order to be provided a place to reside and access to a shower, officials said. Navage is facing charges of bestiality and animal cruelty, as well as charges of possession of a dangerous drug, possession of a dangerous drug for sale and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to records. Navage was released on bond of $3,500, records stated. A preliminary hearing was scheduled for April 1.
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