Life What's your best sex story? - Page 3

KCrockaholic · 01-26-2019, 08:30 PM

I know we're all a bunch of old ass men on here (I'm 28) with bald heads and goatees, but surely some of you have cool stories to tell about something wild that happened in your life sexually.

For me, I've had sex in the trunk of a car, outside next to coyotes howling, at the mall, at work (many many times). I could go into details, but I want YOUR details.

GO!

**2112** · 01-26-2019, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod

I'm sorry if I offended your delicate parts. Maybe this thread is too much for you.

Tell him your ghost story. Lol

Frazod · 01-26-2019, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by D2112

Tell him your ghost story. Lol

Wrong thread.

threebag · 01-26-2019, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

One of the Chicks was Miss Michigan...

I did try like Hell one time to hook up with Martina McBride at Norm’s Country in Oklahoma way before she was famous.

cooper barrett · 01-26-2019, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

I ****ed 5 different chicks in a day one of them twice.

Bagged hens from Sam's or Dillan's?

In San Diego, it's probably shit you have never dreamed of.

I have great convention stories from yearly trips to SD plus the only 3 some(ever) with my ex wife happened in a nice suite in the Gaslight district.....She swears it never happened (I have pics) but legally ( I am sworn...)... that's in the past.

Randallflagg · 01-26-2019, 10:59 PM

1970. My Mom was in the hospital and I was introduced to her Nurse. We began dating - and for six weeks - it was UNBELIEVABLE!! 7-8 times a day (I was a young man then) and doing shit that was/is still most likely illegal in 28 states

After the six weeks - we went our separate ways. Never saw her again - but think of her now and again fondly.............

Rivaldo · 01-26-2019, 11:00 PM

Drove to Indiana once to meet a gal. She was a juicy fatty but answered the door in a red negligee. Her fridge was so full, the beer she purchased for me was sitting outside beside the front door.(I guess it may have been a cold time of year, so outside was preferable to inside but not in the fridge)

Anyway, she went to the bathroom at one point. Upon exiting, she experienced the welcoming vision of me sitting on the coach with my pants around my ankles.

Then it got weird

Inspector · 01-26-2019, 11:05 PM

Morgan Fairchild & butterscotch pudding.

threebag · 01-26-2019, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Inspector

Morgan Fairchild & butterscotch pudding.

Instant or cook and serve?

Inspector · 01-26-2019, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

Instant or cook and serve?

Snack pack.

MVChiefFan · 01-26-2019, 11:10 PM

Recently, as I was working as a CNA, there was this hottie in a vegetative state. Yadda yadda yadda... now I have a kid with a dead eye.

cooper barrett · 01-26-2019, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

Instant or cook and serve?

just add hot/ warm water to rehydrate but it takes about 15 minutes

dlphg9 · 01-26-2019, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Randallflagg

1970. My Mom was in the hospital and I was introduced to her Nurse. We began dating - and for six weeks - it was UNBELIEVABLE!! 7-8 times a day (I was a young man then) and doing shit that was/is still most likely illegal in 28 states

After the six weeks - we went our separate ways. Never saw her again - but think of her now and again fondly.............

I thought ****ing your mom was illegal everywhere. Not entirely sure why you mentioned the nurse.

KCrockaholic · 01-26-2019, 11:47 PM

**** yes, now we're getting somewhere. Good stuff.

Cornstock · 01-27-2019, 01:02 AM

College basketball arena, picked the lock to get in. Doing it at midcourt off to the side. Security guard comes in and shines his flashlight around, somehow didn't see us. Proceeded.

Hamwallet · 01-27-2019, 05:44 AM

When I turned 23 we had a big party with a couple kegs. People just started pouring into the house/backyard as word spread around town. I ended up in my room with a redhead and got a nice blowjibber from her. She leaves the room and I am putting myself back together when I hear my roommate and his GF in a heated argument. Not 5 minutes after this girl swallowed my load, my roommate got caught kissing her in the backyard by his girl. That was 14 years ago and I still give him shit about it every year on my birthday. It usually is in the form of a text message around 7am to remind him.

01-26-2019, 08:30 PM
KCrockaholic Sarcasm Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $4612900	What's your best sex story? I know we're all a bunch of old ass men on here (I'm 28) with bald heads and goatees, but surely some of you have cool stories to tell about something wild that happened in your life sexually. For me, I've had sex in the trunk of a car, outside next to coyotes howling, at the mall, at work (many many times). I could go into details, but I want YOUR details. GO!
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01-26-2019, 10:59 PM	#35
Randallflagg MVP Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $9987156	1970. My Mom was in the hospital and I was introduced to her Nurse. We began dating - and for six weeks - it was UNBELIEVABLE!! 7-8 times a day (I was a young man then) and doing shit that was/is still most likely illegal in 28 states After the six weeks - we went our separate ways. Never saw her again - but think of her now and again fondly.............
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01-26-2019, 11:00 PM	#36
Rivaldo Banned Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Song Casino cash: $10000400	Drove to Indiana once to meet a gal. She was a juicy fatty but answered the door in a red negligee. Her fridge was so full, the beer she purchased for me was sitting outside beside the front door.(I guess it may have been a cold time of year, so outside was preferable to inside but not in the fridge) Anyway, she went to the bathroom at one point. Upon exiting, she experienced the welcoming vision of me sitting on the coach with my pants around my ankles. Then it got weird
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01-26-2019, 11:05 PM	#37
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9924975	Morgan Fairchild & butterscotch pudding. __________________ As always, this is IMO.
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01-26-2019, 11:10 PM	#40
MVChiefFan Veteran Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Here Casino cash: $1334975	Recently, as I was working as a CNA, there was this hottie in a vegetative state. Yadda yadda yadda... now I have a kid with a dead eye. __________________ I haven’t slept for ten days straight… because that would be way too long.
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01-26-2019, 11:47 PM	#43
KCrockaholic Sarcasm Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $4612900	**** yes, now we're getting somewhere. Good stuff.
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01-27-2019, 01:02 AM	#44
Cornstock Veteran Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $9986835	College basketball arena, picked the lock to get in. Doing it at midcourt off to the side. Security guard comes in and shines his flashlight around, somehow didn't see us. Proceeded.
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01-27-2019, 05:44 AM	#45
Hamwallet Veteran Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Central Florida Casino cash: $1189080	When I turned 23 we had a big party with a couple kegs. People just started pouring into the house/backyard as word spread around town. I ended up in my room with a redhead and got a nice blowjibber from her. She leaves the room and I am putting myself back together when I hear my roommate and his GF in a heated argument. Not 5 minutes after this girl swallowed my load, my roommate got caught kissing her in the backyard by his girl. That was 14 years ago and I still give him shit about it every year on my birthday. It usually is in the form of a text message around 7am to remind him.
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