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View Poll Results: What is adequate punishment for your children crying/misbehaving at a public eatery? | |||
Locked up in a cage for an entire week. | 1 | 2.27% | |
Scalped at the hairline with a farmer's scythe. | 6 | 13.64% | |
Each limb tied to an individual horse for quartering. | 3 | 6.82% | |
Chained to a car/truck and dragged for miles. | 1 | 2.27% | |
Beaten purple with a meat tenderized. | 3 | 6.82% | |
Antifreeze in the next morning's Frosted Flakes. | 8 | 18.18% | |
Put up for adoption ASAP. | 3 | 6.82% | |
Grounded for life. | 0 | 0% | |
Cell phone put in microwave | 2 | 4.55% | |
I would never punish my childred for being children. This is crazy! | 6 | 13.64% | |
None of the punishments fit the bill and are too mild, IMO. | 4 | 9.09% | |
I don't go out in public. I hate my family and myself. | 3 | 6.82% | |
This isn't a football topic and belongs elsewhere, talk to me about the Chiefs and only the Chiefs. | 4 | 9.09% | |
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05-28-2018, 11:09 PM | #31 |
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05-28-2018, 11:25 PM | #32 |
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Tell the child(ren) "No more visits from Uncle SR." If that doesn't work, nothing will. [All children love SR.]
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05-29-2018, 05:11 AM | #33 |
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05-29-2018, 05:46 AM | #34 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
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05-29-2018, 05:53 AM | #35 |
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05-29-2018, 07:35 AM | #36 |
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Has waterboarding been mentioned?
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05-29-2018, 07:59 AM | #37 |
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Why no "All of the above" option?
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05-29-2018, 08:53 AM | #38 | |
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05-29-2018, 09:50 AM | #40 |
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I don't think you really want to choke the kids out completely. They have small lungs. I think you just want to choke them into submission. You know, a tap out situation. Except instead of "tapping out", you teach them "tapping outside". They tap out, and they get to go outside while everyone else can enjoy their meal.
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05-30-2018, 09:14 PM | #44 |
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05-30-2018, 09:20 PM | #45 |
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