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Take a Chill Pill
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2 Things.
1. Are you married? 2. Worthless w/out Pics |
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
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1. Faithfully for over 15yrs
2. I'm not sure that the better shot wouldn't have been the look on my face.
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The Collective Unconscious
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Say hello to my little friend
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Also, hopefully there's another barber chair available.
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21st Century Schizoid Fan
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For your sake, ChiTown, I hope that isn't the only chair.
Dried jizz near your fly is one thing, but dried jizz on the back of your pants may draw unwanted attention.
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Supporter
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If you do go to that appointment...I triple dog dare you to carry in a can of
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Woman should only make babies
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i doubt he has a fleshlight
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fides quaerens intellectum
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Well did she at least turn down the music afterwards?
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Amateur Poster
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That is what I call a sticky situation.
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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Sounds to me like you're getting free haircuts for life dude. I'd also have them throw in some massages etc....
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Quote:
She's the one that should feel out of place and shitty about this, not you. Lock the door, dumbass. |
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Say hello to my little friend
Join Date: Aug 2000
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This is what cameraphones are for.
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Stuff & Things
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No doubt, I would just go there with a big ass smile on my face, after getting the haircut - shampoo etc, load up on hair styling product. When she gives you a bill, smile and say "Yeah...I don't think so."
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don't tell me about collage
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