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Star Wars: Episode IX
Welp, time to start the thread because LANDO IS BACK.
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04-12-2019, 01:50 PM | #406 | |
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Colossal waste of time.
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04-12-2019, 01:59 PM | #407 |
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LOL at the haters. You've watched 8 movies, and now you're out on the last one? You're not going to see how this saga that has spanned you lifetime ends? Ha, whatever.
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04-12-2019, 03:02 PM | #408 |
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Saw the teaser.
Eh, whatever. They will probably kill Lando off. I don't care about Rey. Finn has been ruined. So has Poe. Ren is a complete wuss. |
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04-12-2019, 03:10 PM | #409 |
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It's time to boycott this trash.
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04-12-2019, 03:11 PM | #410 | |
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This isn't gonna do anything more than that other than try to play up some fan servicy shit in the name of trying to ungrump some folks and hope to get them back on board for X and beyond. My biggest problem with VIII was always that the story was missing a middle. VIII is never a movie I would've really liked for a myriad of reasons I've already explained, but it's a movie I'd have understood had it been IX. I don't need to see 'how it ends' because the parts I care about already ended. The characters I gave a damn about are either dead or in the margins. Trying to retcon this thing into pretending that VIII didn't already effectively end the Skywalker Saga is just gonna make it the entire trilogy that mass of disorganized shit that SDH expects. They're welcome to untie and retie loose ends as they see fit, but that does nothing but make this a rental. I'll watch it at some point, but like I said - I see no need to brave the crowds for this and can't see any way a trailer of any caliber will change my mind.
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04-12-2019, 03:51 PM | #411 |
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Pffft. Enjoy your idiotic entertainment, queerass.
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04-12-2019, 03:54 PM | #412 |
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What? You don't want to watch Lando Calrissian be further emasculated by Disney?
Lando Calrissian, 1980's: Galactic Pimp Lando Calrissian, Disney: Metrosexual Robot-****er.
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04-12-2019, 04:30 PM | #413 |
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Have you guys seen this one with the alternate ending????
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04-12-2019, 04:34 PM | #414 |
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Fitting.
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04-12-2019, 05:07 PM | #415 |
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If Skywalker, Lando, Chewbacca and Palpatine are in this ...then I'm in.
If not...forget it. Characters are garbage, story writing is even worse. Solo and especially TLJ were awful movies.
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Also, the involvement of OT characters will be minimal as usual. Save your money or at least read the script/plot summary before wasting your time with this garbage.
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04-12-2019, 05:54 PM | #417 |
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what's up with the hair dryer unicycle?
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04-12-2019, 06:06 PM | #418 |
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Seriously, **** these clowns and how they've shit all over Star Wars. Like Plinkett observed, the last movie was such a complete abortion that it actually made I-III look good by comparison. If all they care about is catering to betas and feminists, then I sincerely hope those are the only people who go. Plus I'll never knowingly put another dime in the pocket of Queen **** Kennedy.
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04-12-2019, 06:09 PM | #419 |
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Disney is capable of making good Star Wars. Rogue One was excellent and Solo was good.
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04-12-2019, 06:45 PM | #420 |
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The new cast flat out just sucks . I don't give a shit about any of them . Disney ****ed themselves over by killing off Luke and Han . God damn it would have been cool to see them team up with Lando to do one last mission but no.
This just looks lame tbh . Jar Jar Abrams is a hack director. |
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