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you ****ing morons have expectations way too high for a goddamn dinosaur movie
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The first one was really good. The two after it weren't as good, but weren't the complete shit that these last two have been. I don't expect too much from mass produced cream filled pastries, but I expect something more than they've been putting out there over the last few years
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06-25-2018, 12:21 AM | #363 |
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Saw it today....that wide victory shot of a dino roaring over a fallen foe is tired as shit. I think they used it two or three times in this one. Also tired in the JP-verse is the hired military guy carrying out a villainous agenda. Lastly, I hate that the Asian dude has aged so well. Overall, it was so-so
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06-25-2018, 12:57 AM | #364 |
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06-25-2018, 05:27 AM | #366 | |
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Bro I'm gonna be honest, that shit gets me ****ing jacked. If you don't want to see that you don't need to be going to these movies. LOL at all you reeruns going to a dinosaur movie and expecting art. |
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06-25-2018, 06:46 AM | #367 |
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I think you misspelled The Last Jedi.
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Bullshit, I mentioned flaws from the 1st viewing, as I said before it seemed the writer never saw or paid attention to the details of the original JP.
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Who goes to see a ****ing dinosaur movie for the writing?
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06-25-2018, 08:22 AM | #370 |
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I'll spoiler tag everything....
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06-25-2018, 09:42 AM | #371 |
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How about the subtle dig they took at Donald Trump in the beginning of the movie?
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Personally, it didn't feel epic to me. I thought the last movie was more entertaining. The movie felt like it was in cruise control most of the way and never really kicked into that final gear. But it did feel more polished than the last. Movies like JP, Transformers, Pacific Rim etc can be picked apart for days by people who choose to be anal about it. Stop taking shit so serious and let yourself be a kid and enjoy giant CGI shit fighting and ****ing shit up. That's what these movies are for. I took my son and niece and they both loved it. My wife enjoyed it too but i think that's because she's been on a Chris Pratt kick lately.
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06-25-2018, 09:55 AM | #373 |
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You're one of the most anal retentive posters on the forum. I'd imagin you wouldn't enjoy this movie. Or any fun CGI movie for that matter.
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06-25-2018, 09:58 AM | #374 |
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That 2nd point isn't even a plot hole. That's just trying too hard to be a hater now.
The reason they were after Blue had nothing to do with genetics. When you're hating on a movie for a perceived plot hole that isn't even a plot hole you KNOW you're being a hater.
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LOL, I see you're ignoring the other points. Dude, it's a mindless movie that went to shit in the last 30 minutes.
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