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Old 12-04-2013, 03:50 PM   #1
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had a buddy in college who drove a Ford Probe home from Aggieville to the dorms. Went out the next morning, can find his car. Reports it stolen. Cops come, and lo and behold, in the lot there is another Ford Probe, also reported stolen. He'd driven home the wrong car, didn't notice the color was off because of the lighting. Apparently it was a rare issue with Probes that keys would sometimes fit the wrong car. Alcohol was likely involved.

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Old 12-04-2013, 04:10 PM   #2
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I've never gotten into the wrong car.
I got really drunk in college one night and walked into the wrong house and went to sleep on the couch.... in my boxers. I had no memory of how I got there and I barely knew the people living there.
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Old 12-04-2013, 04:14 PM   #3
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I got really drunk in college one night and walked into the wrong house and went to sleep on the couch.... in my boxers. I had no memory of how I got there and I barely knew the people living there.
Someone did this at my house when I was still living with my parents. My mom woke me to ask why I didn't tell her I had a friend on the couch.

I hauled the guy out onto the front porch and started pounding him. He got away and I didn't give chase, but I can definitely relate to beating up some drunk douche that stumbled his way into my vehicle. Being really drunk isn't an excuse.
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Old 12-04-2013, 04:24 PM   #4
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Someone did this at my house when I was still living with my parents. My mom woke me to ask why I didn't tell her I had a friend on the couch.

I hauled the guy out onto the front porch and started pounding him. He got away and I didn't give chase, but I can definitely relate to beating up some drunk douche that stumbled his way into my vehicle. Being really drunk isn't an excuse.
The articles made it sound like he thought it was a friend's car from his tailgate group. ****. I drive a black Jeep Grand Cherokee and I've walked up and opened the wrong vehicle before. Since I was entering my own car, I recognized that it wasn't mine. I can understand making that mistake with a friend's vehicle.
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Old 12-04-2013, 04:58 PM   #5
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The articles made it sound like he thought it was a friend's car from his tailgate group. ****. I drive a black Jeep Grand Cherokee and I've walked up and opened the wrong vehicle before. Since I was entering my own car, I recognized that it wasn't mine. I can understand making that mistake with a friend's vehicle.
Yeah, I get that it was a mistake. But if I find someone in my vehicle, and I'm in the right frame of mind, I'm probably going to do something that guarantees he'll never make that mistake again. It doesn't really matter if its because he's drunk, a thief, or just confused.
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Old 12-04-2013, 04:26 PM   #6
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Someone did this at my house when I was still living with my parents. My mom woke me to ask why I didn't tell her I had a friend on the couch.

I hauled the guy out onto the front porch and started pounding him. He got away and I didn't give chase, but I can definitely relate to beating up some drunk douche that stumbled his way into my vehicle. Being really drunk isn't an excuse.
I had the same thing happen to me when I was about 15-16 and the mother ****er walked in the house up the stairs and got in bed with me. It was a kid we knew and I think he was on pain meds and alchohol. I just left him in my bed and when he woke up the next day he just looked at the family and said "what the ****" then darted out of the house
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Old 12-04-2013, 04:39 PM   #7
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I have. Got in and actually drove a few blocks before realizing it, if you can believe that. This was back in my home town when nobody locked their doors and most left their keys in their vehicles. I hopped in what I thought was my grandma's car and drove several blocks before realizing the interior didn't look right. Drove it right back to the store and parked it where it was, and found my grandmother's identical car parked 2 spaces down.

Small town life....
That's crazy. My mother's side of the family lives in small towns out in a rural area so I have some experience with that. One of my best friends growing up used to leave his key in the ignition everywhere he went and didn't worry for shit.

I've only ever owned a car in a large metro area so I could never imagine leaving my car unlocked.

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Old 12-04-2013, 05:04 PM   #8
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I had the same thing happen to me when I was about 15-16 and the mother ****er walked in the house up the stairs and got in bed with me. It was a kid we knew and I think he was on pain meds and alchohol. I just left him in my bed and when he woke up the next day he just looked at the family and said "what the ****" then darted out of the house
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Old 12-04-2013, 05:11 PM   #9
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Someone did this at my house when I was still living with my parents. My mom woke me to ask why I didn't tell her I had a friend on the couch.

I hauled the guy out onto the front porch and started pounding him. He got away and I didn't give chase, but I can definitely relate to beating up some drunk douche that stumbled his way into my vehicle. Being really drunk isn't an excuse.
You sound like a disturbed human being.
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Old 12-04-2013, 05:22 PM   #10
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You sound like a disturbed human being.
If I woke up to a drunk guy on my couch, I'd probably call a friend over and if that's not possible call the police to explain the situation but also call a cab for the poor bastard. Wake him up when both arrive to explain things can go one of two ways for the guy.

I can't imagine kicking the guy's ass would be my first course of action.
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Old 12-04-2013, 02:39 PM   #11
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Old 12-04-2013, 02:49 PM   #12
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I remember when I was kid, probably around 7 or 8, waiting for my mom outside a carpet store laying in the backseat of my parents green station wagon. I hear the drivers side door open and shut so I sit up and lo and behold it was a strange woman. This lady yells bloody murder asking who I was and what I was doing while I yelled the same thing at her simultaneously! She realized she was in the wrong car, laughed, apologized and left.
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Old 12-04-2013, 02:49 PM   #13
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I'd be interested in the ME's report.

I don't find it totally unreasonable to drop a beating on some drunk **** for getting in my vehicle. It would take a freak accident for them to end up dead though.
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